Whats the most dangerous or madest thing youve done ???
20 February 2005, 01:46 PM
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Errrrrm well there is a few....
Being shot at was quite mad, being shelled also quite mad, rolling the works van on the snake pass was interesting......... but for an adrenalin rush it has to be the shelling
Tony
Being shot at was quite mad, being shelled also quite mad, rolling the works van on the snake pass was interesting......... but for an adrenalin rush it has to be the shelling
Tony
20 February 2005, 02:22 PM
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Rolling my Clio 16v down an embankment at 70mph through loads of trees and nearly into a cow field. Much to the dismay of the cows as they came to have a look at the crushed up Clio that was by their fence.
Another might be climbing a dead and rotten tree when I was about 13, I got nearly to the top when a branch broke and I fell probably ¾ of the tree and ended up with a 12 inch piece of branch in my leg.
And to cap it all off probably the most dangerous thing I’ve done was when on holiday with my parents in Cornwall when I was about 15. We were on the beach and I decided to go and investigate a cave on the beach, I walked through the cave which was dry to start with but started to fill with water. I could see light at the end of the cave and could hear the sea naturally I wanted to find out where it came out. By the end of the cave the water was waist deep and I found the cave came out on basically what was just a cliff face no beach, no rocks just sea and cliff faces. Obviously even the stupid 15 year old I was wasn’t stupid enough to swim out of the end of the cave, that’s when the wave came!!!!. The ******* thing swept out then smashed me back against the cliff face a long way away from the cave mouth, by this time I’m sh1tting it big style. I figured my best chance was to try and grapple my way round the cliff face to the harbour wall where someone might be able to see me. Thing is as I was clambering round and the waves were coming in and out and I have to go up and down the cliff face with the waves which was probably about 20ft so when the waves went out I had to cling on to the cliff face for dear life as it’s trying to suck you out, then you left clinging onto a cliff 20ft above the sea. Luckily I was spotted by a guy in a small dingy with an outboard motor on it who came to get me.
Another might be climbing a dead and rotten tree when I was about 13, I got nearly to the top when a branch broke and I fell probably ¾ of the tree and ended up with a 12 inch piece of branch in my leg.
And to cap it all off probably the most dangerous thing I’ve done was when on holiday with my parents in Cornwall when I was about 15. We were on the beach and I decided to go and investigate a cave on the beach, I walked through the cave which was dry to start with but started to fill with water. I could see light at the end of the cave and could hear the sea naturally I wanted to find out where it came out. By the end of the cave the water was waist deep and I found the cave came out on basically what was just a cliff face no beach, no rocks just sea and cliff faces. Obviously even the stupid 15 year old I was wasn’t stupid enough to swim out of the end of the cave, that’s when the wave came!!!!. The ******* thing swept out then smashed me back against the cliff face a long way away from the cave mouth, by this time I’m sh1tting it big style. I figured my best chance was to try and grapple my way round the cliff face to the harbour wall where someone might be able to see me. Thing is as I was clambering round and the waves were coming in and out and I have to go up and down the cliff face with the waves which was probably about 20ft so when the waves went out I had to cling on to the cliff face for dear life as it’s trying to suck you out, then you left clinging onto a cliff 20ft above the sea. Luckily I was spotted by a guy in a small dingy with an outboard motor on it who came to get me.
20 February 2005, 02:33 PM
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What was the result?
....legged it into the shop for fire extinguishers, ran straight past them (they were by the door
) , and bought 2 plastic bottles of milk.legged it back to the car, punched holes in the bottle tops and squirted 2 pints of milk into the dash through the vents.
It didn't seem to have the desired effect, so I just drove back home with smoke pouring out of the windows of my Triumph Acclaim. It was the soundproofing that had caught fire, it went out eventually.
I'd only nipped out for a bloody packet of ****
- worst bit was I delivered pizzas in the car in the evening, the smell for the next few months was savage.ah, the things you do when your'e a yoof
20 February 2005, 04:34 PM
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aged around 20 yrs i did some things which aquired me alot of money and could have got me locked up for a few years. can't believe that was me i think some of us think we are invincible in our yoof.
20 February 2005, 04:40 PM
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Tried to walk between Mummy Moose and Baby Moose on a deep snow trail in Yellowstone Park. Moose are not Cows. Mummy was very pissed off by the time we were 10ft away, reared up showing her full size - massive - and started charging towards us. Myself and a freind turned to run and post-holed in the snow up to our crutches, a panicked swimming action for serveral minutes followed whilst preying that the awful sound coming from this beast would fade away. It did. We went the long way around.
I've done bag fulls of other stupid things, but nothing's scared me as much as the moment I realised that Moose was going to trample me to death.
Preparing to jump of a 3,500ft hill last week to fly over a 6 lane highway and a row of houses to land on a Malibu beach was the most resent silly thing, luckily the land owner had called the Sheriff and advised us to leave just before I made my launch. I am not a competent Paraglider Pilot.
I've done bag fulls of other stupid things, but nothing's scared me as much as the moment I realised that Moose was going to trample me to death.
Preparing to jump of a 3,500ft hill last week to fly over a 6 lane highway and a row of houses to land on a Malibu beach was the most resent silly thing, luckily the land owner had called the Sheriff and advised us to leave just before I made my launch. I am not a competent Paraglider Pilot.
20 February 2005, 05:45 PM
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jumped off the back of an old double decker bus whilst it was doing 30MPH for a 10p bet when i was 11. I still have the scars from that one on my knees/side/hands.
Slid down a frozen dirt path that was formed by a spring (looked like a frozen river but 30 degrees downhill), got upto speed only to hit a brick stuck out of the ice and proceded to nut the ice breaking both my front teath off, swallowing one and leaving the other embeded in the ice. Blood everywhere, that stung a bit! I now have crowned front teath.
Trying to emulate a BMX rider doing big air jumps on my race bike, snapped the front handlebars clean off when it landed so ended up in a big pile in agony.
I used to follow buses on my race bike, sitting in the slipstream with my front wheel rubbing against the back to leave darkies on the bodywork, doing that one day i hit a big pothole and ended up **** over tit on the road as my hands came off the handle bars due to the shock. I have a lot of scars from my yoof, good job i discovered cars and became sensible.
Slid down a frozen dirt path that was formed by a spring (looked like a frozen river but 30 degrees downhill), got upto speed only to hit a brick stuck out of the ice and proceded to nut the ice breaking both my front teath off, swallowing one and leaving the other embeded in the ice. Blood everywhere, that stung a bit! I now have crowned front teath.
Trying to emulate a BMX rider doing big air jumps on my race bike, snapped the front handlebars clean off when it landed so ended up in a big pile in agony.
I used to follow buses on my race bike, sitting in the slipstream with my front wheel rubbing against the back to leave darkies on the bodywork, doing that one day i hit a big pothole and ended up **** over tit on the road as my hands came off the handle bars due to the shock. I have a lot of scars from my yoof, good job i discovered cars and became sensible.
20 February 2005, 06:14 PM
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one of my stupidiest things I have done had to be in my very first car which was a lovely little bean tin fiat panda, only been driving couple of months been raining very heavy all day so thought would be fun for me and couple of mates to go drive through the local ford, was 4ft deep when we got there and for some fooilsh reason thought we would make it through.
Of course a fiat panda and 4ft high flowing water dont mix to well and we ended up stuck in the middle one of them on the bonnet one on the roof and there was me trying to rescue my stereo and tapes having a *** as the car filled up to the dash.
Luckily a jeep see us stuck and pulled us out with some rope, much to my suprise turned car over couple of times and started and was fine, took about 2months and god knows how many newspapers to dry it out.
wont try that again well least not in my car, bloody funny now though
Of course a fiat panda and 4ft high flowing water dont mix to well and we ended up stuck in the middle one of them on the bonnet one on the roof and there was me trying to rescue my stereo and tapes having a *** as the car filled up to the dash.
Luckily a jeep see us stuck and pulled us out with some rope, much to my suprise turned car over couple of times and started and was fine, took about 2months and god knows how many newspapers to dry it out.
wont try that again well least not in my car, bloody funny now though
20 February 2005, 07:13 PM
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Bummed a workin girl,pinched a coppers bike keys and threw them in a field,Come off my 1 month old ZX7R at 80ish..broke pelvis,leg,ankle,arm and collar bone.Got so drunk i shat myself,Got so mashed on substance i broke my ankle on a kerb but preceded to carry on walking for 5 miles home.Walked out of a trendy bar with bog roll trailing outta my pants(was intentional)!!
120mph in my intergrale,over a blind crest on a single track service road in Clocaenog forest,and a metro waiting on the other side in the middle of the road..
Ahhh..those were the days!!!
Oh...headbutted a M&M machine off the wall at Brazingamens nightclub in Alderley edge.
Lettin off a fire extinguisher in my local and blasting everyone around me..
Yea......barred on both occasions!!
120mph in my intergrale,over a blind crest on a single track service road in Clocaenog forest,and a metro waiting on the other side in the middle of the road..
Ahhh..those were the days!!!
Oh...headbutted a M&M machine off the wall at Brazingamens nightclub in Alderley edge.
Lettin off a fire extinguisher in my local and blasting everyone around me..
Yea......barred on both occasions!!
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20 February 2005, 07:52 PM
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Bummed a workin girl,pinched a coppers bike keys and threw them in a field,Come off my 1 month old ZX7R at 80ish..broke pelvis,leg,ankle,arm and collar bone.Got so drunk i shat myself,Got so mashed on substance i broke my ankle on a kerb but preceded to carry on walking for 5 miles home.Walked out of a trendy bar with bog roll trailing outta my pants(was intentional)!!
120mph in my intergrale,over a blind crest on a single track service road in Clocaenog forest,and a metro waiting on the other side in the middle of the road..
120mph in my intergrale,over a blind crest on a single track service road in Clocaenog forest,and a metro waiting on the other side in the middle of the road..
"Bummed a workin girl "
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20 February 2005, 08:35 PM
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MIne sounds pretty tame.... sitting on me Dad's m/c pillion and ready for the off, only he'd forgottoen to take his locking chain off the wheels! Nasty cut knee.
Lord Flasheart, blackadder?
20 February 2005, 09:42 PM
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Raced (not proud now) 150 miles in 2 hours just so my boss could go out with some doris (he bet me that I couldn't, I bet that I could) & it was down the A1 into London in the 80s from Doncaster or someplace near. I won. £1. I think he was nervous in places
Other than that, been a motorcycle courier. Why oh fecking why do you risk life & limb to get a package from A-B for little pay when all it is is a few bits of paper someone probably ignores anyway? Someone says its "urgent" & you try harder ffs
Other silly things? Well loads but hopefully I'm older & wiser now...
Raced (not proud now) 150 miles in 2 hours just so my boss could go out with some doris (he bet me that I couldn't, I bet that I could) & it was down the A1 into London in the 80s from Doncaster or someplace near. I won. £1. I think he was nervous in places
Other than that, been a motorcycle courier. Why oh fecking why do you risk life & limb to get a package from A-B for little pay when all it is is a few bits of paper someone probably ignores anyway? Someone says its "urgent" & you try harder ffs
Other silly things? Well loads but hopefully I'm older & wiser now...
20 February 2005, 09:54 PM
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Originally Posted by JackClark
Tried to walk between Mummy Moose and Baby Moose on a deep snow trail in Yellowstone Park. Moose are not Cows. Mummy was very pissed off by the time we were 10ft away, reared up showing her full size - massive - and started charging towards us. Myself and a freind turned to run and post-holed in the snow up to our crutches, a panicked swimming action for serveral minutes followed whilst preying that the awful sound coming from this beast would fade away. It did. We went the long way around.
I've done bag fulls of other stupid things, but nothing's scared me as much as the moment I realised that Moose was going to trample me to death.
Preparing to jump of a 3,500ft hill last week to fly over a 6 lane highway and a row of houses to land on a Malibu beach was the most resent silly thing, luckily the land owner had called the Sheriff and advised us to leave just before I made my launch. I am not a competent Paraglider Pilot.
I've done bag fulls of other stupid things, but nothing's scared me as much as the moment I realised that Moose was going to trample me to death.
Preparing to jump of a 3,500ft hill last week to fly over a 6 lane highway and a row of houses to land on a Malibu beach was the most resent silly thing, luckily the land owner had called the Sheriff and advised us to leave just before I made my launch. I am not a competent Paraglider Pilot.
Read this and inwardly digest, Ubik....
20 February 2005, 09:59 PM
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Falling asleep at the wheel on the M1 at speed (obviously not on purpose!). Luckily the noise of scraping the central reservation barrier woke me up to regain control before my head was mashed into the steering wheel.
20 February 2005, 10:02 PM
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Originally Posted by mj
Blind panic
....legged it into the shop for fire extinguishers, ran straight past them (they were by the door ) , and bought 2 plastic bottles of milk.
legged it back to the car, punched holes in the bottle tops and squirted 2 pints of milk into the dash through the vents.
It didn't seem to have the desired effect, so I just drove back home with smoke pouring out of the windows of my Triumph Acclaim. It was the soundproofing that had caught fire, it went out eventually.
I'd only nipped out for a bloody packet of **** - worst bit was I delivered pizzas in the car in the evening, the smell for the next few months was savage.
ah, the things you do when your'e a yoof
....legged it into the shop for fire extinguishers, ran straight past them (they were by the door
) , and bought 2 plastic bottles of milk.legged it back to the car, punched holes in the bottle tops and squirted 2 pints of milk into the dash through the vents.
It didn't seem to have the desired effect, so I just drove back home with smoke pouring out of the windows of my Triumph Acclaim. It was the soundproofing that had caught fire, it went out eventually.
I'd only nipped out for a bloody packet of ****
- worst bit was I delivered pizzas in the car in the evening, the smell for the next few months was savage.ah, the things you do when your'e a yoof
Actually, AFPMSLd, but I can't be arsed to redo the graphic.
20 February 2005, 10:29 PM
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worst thing i done was
see when i was a teenager i used to work in one of my dads shops, i had to cover for a month coz the manager was off ill
and one of the regular customers was a male stripper like the chippendales but a glasgow version.
i made a mistake of asking him, when its cold mate, dont u worry if its shrunk and dont get hard, when the ladies are watching, he said yes its a killer, he told me he and his mates have to use deep heat and shake it about to keep it inflated , so the time they go out to hen nights and strip it will not be shrunk
well i wanted to try that. and i did, let me tell u, it was hell, deep heat burned my willie , i swear it was so bad, i had to wash it with soap so many times and still it was painful.
dont try this at home, specially the willie head its really painful their
i wanted to see if the theory works.
and one time i had to go to the hospital, their was a male nurse and a female doctor, she asked me to take off my trousers and pants, i said no chance, i aint doing it, its embarrising, she said sir u have to, i need to check something.
well the guy said to me when the doctor went to get her gloves, no worries mate, they do it all the time and its their job, so he went away and i got the blanket and took of my pants and i jerked for a few mins to make it a lil harder, didnt want to be embarresed in front of the lassie, to see it shrunk
so the time she came it was a lil harder but went too hard, it was fecking embarrising
see when i was a teenager i used to work in one of my dads shops, i had to cover for a month coz the manager was off ill
and one of the regular customers was a male stripper like the chippendales but a glasgow version.
i made a mistake of asking him, when its cold mate, dont u worry if its shrunk and dont get hard, when the ladies are watching, he said yes its a killer, he told me he and his mates have to use deep heat and shake it about to keep it inflated , so the time they go out to hen nights and strip it will not be shrunk
well i wanted to try that. and i did, let me tell u, it was hell, deep heat burned my willie , i swear it was so bad, i had to wash it with soap so many times and still it was painful.
dont try this at home, specially the willie head
its really painful theiri wanted to see if the theory works.
and one time i had to go to the hospital, their was a male nurse and a female doctor, she asked me to take off my trousers and pants, i said no chance, i aint doing it, its embarrising, she said sir u have to, i need to check something.
well the guy said to me when the doctor went to get her gloves, no worries mate, they do it all the time and its their job, so he went away and i got the blanket and took of my pants and i jerked for a few mins to make it a lil harder, didnt want to be embarresed in front of the lassie, to see it shrunk
so the time she came it was a lil harder but went too hard, it was fecking embarrising
20 February 2005, 10:49 PM
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Originally Posted by StickyMicky
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
AFPMSL
AFPMSL
see me doing alot of motoxross and horse riding since i was a kid and motorbikes
i hurt my baws a few times, so had to get it checked when they make u cough and feel the testes etc
and also had to use ice to get my sperm count up and had to quit tight boxers for a few yrsso they tested my privates
its humiliating to a young lad
20 February 2005, 10:56 PM
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Originally Posted by moses
worst thing i done was
see when i was a teenager i used to work in one of my dads shops, i had to cover for a month coz the manager was off ill
and one of the regular customers was a male stripper like the chippendales but a glasgow version.
i made a mistake of asking him, when its cold mate, dont u worry if its shrunk and dont get hard, when the ladies are watching, he said yes its a killer, he told me he and his mates have to use deep heat and shake it about to keep it inflated , so the time they go out to hen nights and strip it will not be shrunk
well i wanted to try that. and i did, let me tell u, it was hell, deep heat burned my willie , i swear it was so bad, i had to wash it with soap so many times and still it was painful.
dont try this at home, specially the willie head its really painful their
i wanted to see if the theory works.
and one time i had to go to the hospital, their was a male nurse and a female doctor, she asked me to take off my trousers and pants, i said no chance, i aint doing it, its embarrising, she said sir u have to, i need to check something.
well the guy said to me when the doctor went to get her gloves, no worries mate, they do it all the time and its their job, so he went away and i got the blanket and took of my pants and i jerked for a few mins to make it a lil harder, didnt want to be embarresed in front of the lassie, to see it shrunk
so the time she came it was a lil harder but went too hard, it was fecking embarrising
see when i was a teenager i used to work in one of my dads shops, i had to cover for a month coz the manager was off ill
and one of the regular customers was a male stripper like the chippendales but a glasgow version.
i made a mistake of asking him, when its cold mate, dont u worry if its shrunk and dont get hard, when the ladies are watching, he said yes its a killer, he told me he and his mates have to use deep heat and shake it about to keep it inflated , so the time they go out to hen nights and strip it will not be shrunk
well i wanted to try that. and i did, let me tell u, it was hell, deep heat burned my willie , i swear it was so bad, i had to wash it with soap so many times and still it was painful.
dont try this at home, specially the willie head
its really painful theiri wanted to see if the theory works.
and one time i had to go to the hospital, their was a male nurse and a female doctor, she asked me to take off my trousers and pants, i said no chance, i aint doing it, its embarrising, she said sir u have to, i need to check something.
well the guy said to me when the doctor went to get her gloves, no worries mate, they do it all the time and its their job, so he went away and i got the blanket and took of my pants and i jerked for a few mins to make it a lil harder, didnt want to be embarresed in front of the lassie, to see it shrunk
so the time she came it was a lil harder but went too hard, it was fecking embarrising
fookin quality mate, best one so far