Whats the most dangerous or madest thing youve done ???
21 February 2005, 08:39 AM
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I've had the deep heat thing too.
Playing football, important game - got a groin strain so I rubbed deep heat into the affected area and continued playing. After about a minute of my nads rubbing aginst the deep heat they felt on fire. I've never experienced pain there like it. Another minute passed and I was substituted, not only due to the agony, but I couldn't see the ball for the tears in my eyes.
Use the cold spray next time.
Playing football, important game - got a groin strain so I rubbed deep heat into the affected area and continued playing. After about a minute of my nads rubbing aginst the deep heat they felt on fire. I've never experienced pain there like it. Another minute passed and I was substituted, not only due to the agony, but I couldn't see the ball for the tears in my eyes.
Use the cold spray next time.
21 February 2005, 12:19 PM
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Originally Posted by moses
worst thing i done was
see when i was a teenager i used to work in one of my dads shops, i had to cover for a month coz the manager was off ill
and one of the regular customers was a male stripper like the chippendales but a glasgow version.
i made a mistake of asking him, when its cold mate, dont u worry if its shrunk and dont get hard, when the ladies are watching, he said yes its a killer, he told me he and his mates have to use deep heat and shake it about to keep it inflated , so the time they go out to hen nights and strip it will not be shrunk
well i wanted to try that. and i did, let me tell u, it was hell, deep heat burned my willie , i swear it was so bad, i had to wash it with soap so many times and still it was painful.
dont try this at home, specially the willie head
its really painful their
i wanted to see if the theory works.
and one time i had to go to the hospital, their was a male nurse and a female doctor, she asked me to take off my trousers and pants, i said no chance, i aint doing it, its embarrising, she said sir u have to, i need to check something.
well the guy said to me when the doctor went to get her gloves, no worries mate, they do it all the time and its their job, so he went away and i got the blanket and took of my pants and i jerked for a few mins to make it a lil harder, didnt want to be embarresed in front of the lassie, to see it shrunk
so the time she came it was a lil harder but went too hard, it was fecking embarrising
see when i was a teenager i used to work in one of my dads shops, i had to cover for a month coz the manager was off ill
and one of the regular customers was a male stripper like the chippendales but a glasgow version.
i made a mistake of asking him, when its cold mate, dont u worry if its shrunk and dont get hard, when the ladies are watching, he said yes its a killer, he told me he and his mates have to use deep heat and shake it about to keep it inflated , so the time they go out to hen nights and strip it will not be shrunk
well i wanted to try that. and i did, let me tell u, it was hell, deep heat burned my willie , i swear it was so bad, i had to wash it with soap so many times and still it was painful.
dont try this at home, specially the willie head
its really painful theiri wanted to see if the theory works.
and one time i had to go to the hospital, their was a male nurse and a female doctor, she asked me to take off my trousers and pants, i said no chance, i aint doing it, its embarrising, she said sir u have to, i need to check something.
well the guy said to me when the doctor went to get her gloves, no worries mate, they do it all the time and its their job, so he went away and i got the blanket and took of my pants and i jerked for a few mins to make it a lil harder, didnt want to be embarresed in front of the lassie, to see it shrunk
so the time she came it was a lil harder but went too hard, it was fecking embarrising
That is the funniest thing ive read for a long time. People are looking at me as if im mad in the office im crying with laughter
21 February 2005, 12:34 PM
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I have a healthy dislike of heights. When I'm pissed I tend no to worry about it.
One Night I walked across this on top of the railing !
I still don't believe it myself - I was at the "almost unable to stand up" pissed state !
One Night I walked across this on top of the railing !
I still don't believe it myself - I was at the "almost unable to stand up" pissed state !
21 February 2005, 12:36 PM
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:d @ Moses.
Flying over the Nevada desert at night at low level, with no one living out there so no lights anywhere and you are looking into a black hole! Had to rely on the radar navigator to steer us through the mountain passes blind and the other navigator to keep an accurate track of where we were.
Certainly concentrated the mind
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Flying over the Nevada desert at night at low level, with no one living out there so no lights anywhere and you are looking into a black hole! Had to rely on the radar navigator to steer us through the mountain passes blind and the other navigator to keep an accurate track of where we were.
Certainly concentrated the mind
Les
21 February 2005, 01:21 PM
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Back when I was a lad on holiday in Spain I came flying out of the hotel first thing in the morning and dived into the swimming pool.
Trouble is I hadn't noticed the people waving their arms at me and the signs warning that the pool was being cleaned and therefore only had 4' of water in the deep end. Result was a huge graze running from my forehead to my chin and concussion.
Trouble is I hadn't noticed the people waving their arms at me and the signs warning that the pool was being cleaned and therefore only had 4' of water in the deep end. Result was a huge graze running from my forehead to my chin and concussion.
21 February 2005, 02:34 PM
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When I was 8 years of age I asked my Dad by the door of the house for 10p so I could go and get chips & scraps from the chippy for supper. For whatever reason he said no. I told him to " Fukk off then" and legged it out of my house. I had never, ever, used that kind of language infront of my parents before, never mind direct it at them. I was laughing like a lunatic as I ran not because it was funny but out of absolute terror for the beating I was just about to get. Anyway he chased me, scooped me up in his arm, pulled my pants down and smacked my **** all the way home. My Mum put Camay(sp) lotion on it afterwards and told him if he ever did it again she'd leave him.
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21 February 2005, 02:51 PM
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Originally Posted by andrewdelvard
When I was 8 years of age I asked my Dad by the door of the house for 10p so I could go and get chips & scraps from the chippy for supper. For whatever reason he said no. I told him to " Fukk off then" and legged it out of my house. I had never, ever, used that kind of language infront of my parents before, never mind direct it at them. I was laughing like a lunatic as I ran not because it was funny but out of absolute terror for the beating I was just about to get. Anyway he chased me, scooped me up in his arm, pulled my pants down and smacked my **** all the way home. My Mum put Camay(sp) lotion on it afterwards and told him if he ever did it again she'd leave him.
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.Going back to my fear of heights - I was once running down a multi-storey car park on a cicular road that went from the top to the bottom. Only I wasn't on the road I was running down the central concrete "spokes" that held the actual road in place. Misjudged one of the spokes and just managed to pull myself up again.
I Guess i must be trying to confront my fear in some sub-concious way
21 February 2005, 03:01 PM
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Originally Posted by moses
worst thing i done was
see when i was a teenager i used to work in one of my dads shops, i had to cover for a month coz the manager was off ill
and one of the regular customers was a male stripper like the chippendales but a glasgow version.
i made a mistake of asking him, when its cold mate, dont u worry if its shrunk and dont get hard, when the ladies are watching, he said yes its a killer, he told me he and his mates have to use deep heat and shake it about to keep it inflated , so the time they go out to hen nights and strip it will not be shrunk
well i wanted to try that. and i did, let me tell u, it was hell, deep heat burned my willie , i swear it was so bad, i had to wash it with soap so many times and still it was painful.
dont try this at home, specially the willie head its really painful their
i wanted to see if the theory works.
and one time i had to go to the hospital, their was a male nurse and a female doctor, she asked me to take off my trousers and pants, i said no chance, i aint doing it, its embarrising, she said sir u have to, i need to check something.
well the guy said to me when the doctor went to get her gloves, no worries mate, they do it all the time and its their job, so he went away and i got the blanket and took of my pants and i jerked for a few mins to make it a lil harder, didnt want to be embarresed in front of the lassie, to see it shrunk
so the time she came it was a lil harder but went too hard, it was fecking embarrising
see when i was a teenager i used to work in one of my dads shops, i had to cover for a month coz the manager was off ill
and one of the regular customers was a male stripper like the chippendales but a glasgow version.
i made a mistake of asking him, when its cold mate, dont u worry if its shrunk and dont get hard, when the ladies are watching, he said yes its a killer, he told me he and his mates have to use deep heat and shake it about to keep it inflated , so the time they go out to hen nights and strip it will not be shrunk
well i wanted to try that. and i did, let me tell u, it was hell, deep heat burned my willie , i swear it was so bad, i had to wash it with soap so many times and still it was painful.
dont try this at home, specially the willie head
its really painful theiri wanted to see if the theory works.
and one time i had to go to the hospital, their was a male nurse and a female doctor, she asked me to take off my trousers and pants, i said no chance, i aint doing it, its embarrising, she said sir u have to, i need to check something.
well the guy said to me when the doctor went to get her gloves, no worries mate, they do it all the time and its their job, so he went away and i got the blanket and took of my pants and i jerked for a few mins to make it a lil harder, didnt want to be embarresed in front of the lassie, to see it shrunk
so the time she came it was a lil harder but went too hard, it was fecking embarrising
I have just been asked 'if Im ok' as I was laughing so loud.
Funny as ****
21 February 2005, 04:35 PM
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jasey's picture just reminded me -
Howden dam in the derwent valley, hot day one summer + LSD
the plan was to get to the top and jump off the other side
- I got about 20ft off the ground and shat my pants, my younger brother and my mate got all the way to the top then decided it was too far to jump into the water on the other side - so they climbed back down again 
Howden dam in the derwent valley, hot day one summer + LSD
the plan was to get to the top and jump off the other side
- I got about 20ft off the ground and shat my pants, my younger brother and my mate got all the way to the top then decided it was too far to jump into the water on the other side - so they climbed back down again
21 February 2005, 06:04 PM
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Originally Posted by kingofturds
into a field of cows luckily missed them or it could have gotten nasty
21 February 2005, 07:48 PM
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lol your all welcome
imagine if u had to grow up with me and go to the same nursery, primary and academy, haha i done alot of stuff in my life, its shocking and mental
but memories are good, wish i was young again
jay m a, yes mate u know what its like, its orrible aint it im def not gonna do that ever again.
see us as muslims shave down under, one time i couldnt bother and i got my electric head shaver it would have been quicker , and i caught my baws in it, oh my God it was so sore, i was screaming, i was lucky i didnt loose anything.
and we had a national front skinhead down the road from us, he used to walk by our house all the time to go to the council estate were he lived, and well we were kids at the time, we used to shout at him , we wanna be your pals mate u want a tan, u look too pale haha, we used to make him laugh though , one day i was a kid some teenagers were gonna mug us, and guess what this skinhead, kicked their ***** in and saved us, brilliant stuff, not all are bad, after that he became like a friend , then he moved away after a few yrs, but was a nice chap to us afterwards and we owed him coz he saved us from teenagers
imagine if u had to grow up with me and go to the same nursery, primary and academy, haha i done alot of stuff in my life, its shocking and mental
but memories are good, wish i was young again
jay m a, yes mate u know what its like, its orrible aint it
im def not gonna do that ever again.see us as muslims shave down under, one time i couldnt bother and i got my electric head shaver it would have been quicker , and i caught my baws in it, oh my God it was so sore, i was screaming, i was lucky i didnt loose anything.
and we had a national front skinhead down the road from us, he used to walk by our house all the time to go to the council estate were he lived, and well we were kids at the time, we used to shout at him , we wanna be your pals mate
u want a tan, u look too pale haha, we used to make him laugh though , one day i was a kid some teenagers were gonna mug us, and guess what this skinhead, kicked their ***** in and saved us, brilliant stuff, not all are bad, after that he became like a friend , then he moved away after a few yrs, but was a nice chap to us afterwards and we owed him coz he saved us from teenagers
21 February 2005, 08:13 PM
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aged 7 Sat on shed roof and dropped a house brick onto my mates head to see what it did
not long after ran my pushbike into the back of a police car and ended up on boot, convinced I would go to prison
drove my first scoob at an indicated 156 mph with an off duty policeman sitting next to me
raced a motorbike in same scoob up a by pass before the slow down island was built he backed off as we hit 120mph in the wet
now confine myself to regularly swimming 75 metres underwater holding breath for 1min 40 secs (100 seconds) to prove to my 7 year old i can do it but each time think i will die doing it!
not long after ran my pushbike into the back of a police car and ended up on boot, convinced I would go to prison
drove my first scoob at an indicated 156 mph with an off duty policeman sitting next to me
raced a motorbike in same scoob up a by pass before the slow down island was built he backed off as we hit 120mph in the wet
now confine myself to regularly swimming 75 metres underwater holding breath for 1min 40 secs (100 seconds) to prove to my 7 year old i can do it but each time think i will die doing it!
21 February 2005, 08:19 PM
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LOL – what is it with Acid and people climbing up things. I remember when the tall building in the background of this image was being built we ‘explored’ it from top to bottom one night on acid.
But that wasn’t enough for my mate Charlie, oh no. There was and even taller tower crane erected next to it to assist in the construction. He proceeded to climb right to the top of it – and then right out to the very end of the jib.
Complete nut case.
But that wasn’t enough for my mate Charlie, oh no. There was and even taller tower crane erected next to it to assist in the construction. He proceeded to climb right to the top of it – and then right out to the very end of the jib.
Complete nut case.
21 February 2005, 09:23 PM
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When I was young and eveen stupidder ( is that a word) we sued to drive a transit van up and down the A1 and open the side door and lower people out on a rope. Obviously the closer you got to the road was the test.
Needless to say the pople in the back were very drunk. God knows how we never had any accidents and looking back its terrifying now but at the time it was hilarious !
Other stupid things normally involviny friends and cars with someone normally being catapulted off a car
Needless to say we've all grown up a great deal now.
Allan
Needless to say the pople in the back were very drunk. God knows how we never had any accidents and looking back its terrifying now but at the time it was hilarious !
Other stupid things normally involviny friends and cars with someone normally being catapulted off a car
Needless to say we've all grown up a great deal now.
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21 February 2005, 09:50 PM
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we sued to drive a transit van up and down the A1 and open the side door and lower people out on a rope.
is the voulenteer face up or face down?
that sounds a tad dangerous.
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21 February 2005, 11:17 PM
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Originally Posted by AllanB
we sued to drive a transit van up and down the A1 and open the side door and lower people out on a rope. Obviously the closer you got to the road was the test.
That image will live with me for a long time now!! Excellent.
Needless to say we've all grown up a great deal now
Allan
That image will live with me for a long time now!! Excellent.
Needless to say we've all grown up a great deal now
Allan
22 February 2005, 02:54 AM
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Joining the TA.
Jumping out of a perfectly serviceable aircraft - not once, but 20 times.
Being pulled along on my bicycle by a mate on his motorbike. As I was holding his arm, I would be right next to him. I occasionally caught his pegs in my spokes - a butt clenching moment every time! Hurtling along at 50mph without any protective gear on at all was a tad silly. Ironically I was being towed because my old man wouldn't let me have a 50cc moped - too dangerous you see...
Jumping out of a perfectly serviceable aircraft - not once, but 20 times.
Being pulled along on my bicycle by a mate on his motorbike. As I was holding his arm, I would be right next to him. I occasionally caught his pegs in my spokes - a butt clenching moment every time! Hurtling along at 50mph without any protective gear on at all was a tad silly. Ironically I was being towed because my old man wouldn't let me have a 50cc moped - too dangerous you see...
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