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23 February 2005, 11:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Fuzz
Andy
lol that was a funny one to let the air out haha
blow up doll if no one understandsnotorious did u cheat
or are u talking about mrs palms aka right palms and left
23 February 2005, 11:22 PM
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Originally Posted by goldielookingwagon
Oi, Moses, you ever parted the Red Sea?
mate thats the holy prophet moses peace be upon him, i aint good enuff to tie his shoe laces.
im moses the scotsman, i only part legs
and dive
23 February 2005, 11:33 PM
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Come on Moses
I'm sure he refers to a Ginger Minge
being a scot I would have thought you may have
I haven't but I've heard Ginger birds stink downstairs, that said I am Ginger curious
I'm sure he refers to a Ginger Minge
being a scot I would have thought you may have I haven't but I've heard Ginger birds stink downstairs, that said I am Ginger curious
23 February 2005, 11:33 PM
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Originally Posted by wwp8
i know a special way to make the your gf/wife cry during sex.
ring her up!
ring her up!
haha
nice one mate
u know what, always ask your lady if she wants a shoulder massage coz she has a headache, she will say to u , what headache, thats the time to dive in, their will be no excuses
unless she says its a back pain
23 February 2005, 11:34 PM
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Originally Posted by moses
mate thats the holy prophet moses peace be upon him, i aint good enuff to tie his shoe laces.
im moses the scotsman, i only part legs and dive
im moses the scotsman, i only part legs
and dive
23 February 2005, 11:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Funkii Munkii
Come on Moses
I'm sure he refers to a Ginger Minge being a scot I would have thought you may have
I haven't but I've heard Ginger birds stink
downstairs, that said I am Ginger curious
I'm sure he refers to a Ginger Minge
being a scot I would have thought you may have I haven't but I've heard Ginger birds stink
downstairs, that said I am Ginger curious lol no woman stinks if she looks after herself
mate, should wash after a pee and keep it clean down under, all shaven 100% and i always wanted a redheaded wife,
i think their awesome pure redheads, the irish look and also their a dying race, not many about its sadthese are fake redheads though
this is a real one angie everheart
23 February 2005, 11:41 PM
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Originally Posted by gso
LOL...moses...you crack me up man!!!! lmao
mate i dont like anyone joking about the holy prophet moses, he is so dear to my heart and its blasphemy, when people joke about my name and the prophets, its sad, they should just keep it to me as in scots moses not the holy prophet, im scum compared to him
God forgive me thats why i had to divert the joke, coz im a parter of legs and moses and the redheads bush
not the burning bushi hate religious jokes so goldie pls keep it clean
i beg thee pls
23 February 2005, 11:43 PM
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Originally Posted by pslewis
I just make a Hormone ................... I don't pay her!!
Pete
Pete
u mean u sell hormone growth
is your wee man not working haha
23 February 2005, 11:45 PM
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As it's past the watershed
A lightly oiled index finger in the back door during doggy, never had a complaint yet, more often an invite into said back room
A lightly oiled index finger in the back door during doggy, never had a complaint yet, more often an invite into said back room
23 February 2005, 11:46 PM
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Originally Posted by wwp8
if your names rooney
and shes not too wet tonight
pick a scab
and shes not too wet tonight
pick a scab
rooney is getting a good wage, he is on 50 grans hee hee u get it bud
23 February 2005, 11:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Funkii Munkii
As it's past the watershed
A lightly oiled index finger in the back door during doggy, never had a complaint yet, more often an invite into said back room
A lightly oiled index finger in the back door during doggy, never had a complaint yet, more often an invite into said back room
, u can call it chock dip haha
23 February 2005, 11:51 PM
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Never been one for sucking fingers or toes, what a waste when there is so much more on offer, you cant beat a good nip, lip or bean,
How long until this is vaped??
How long until this is vaped??
23 February 2005, 11:58 PM
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Originally Posted by pslewis
I was giving oral sex once ...... you need to be careful though ......
One slip of the tongue and you are in the ****!!!
Pete
One slip of the tongue and you are in the ****!!!
Pete
DID he enjoy it pete?
23 February 2005, 11:58 PM
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Originally Posted by wwp8
somebody told me about ugly girls once
you don't look at the mantlepiece when you're poking the fire
you don't look at the mantlepiece when you're poking the fire
and pslewis who have u being giving a bj too
haha just kidding bud u mean cunninglingus , im being posh here and well when u did slip to her other hole, could u tell what she had beforehand a curry or a fish supper haha
24 February 2005, 12:07 AM
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Originally Posted by Funkii Munkii
If you dont mind a "smoke" I have always found it has heightened the pleasure for both.
Smoke the white owl..
I was wrong on theparting the readsea thing, wasn't at all what I thought it to be, so I retract what I said earlier of having "been there"
Andy