MJW

Supermarkets don't need creches - see those little cabinets where you can park your trolley while you go to the cafe ? Just lock the young 'un in there for an hour, job done

The reason the Parent / Child car parking spaces are nearest the store will become glaringly obvious to those who have attempted to manouvre a full shopping trolley around a sloped car park while simultaneously trying to stop your two 3-year kids from getting run over by all the dick heads who insist on blasting round the car park at 30mph because they're pissed off they can't find a parking space.