Daz34

No I mean you getting **** poor service for your excessive council tax. We struggle to meet attendance times at the moment & employ safe systems of work to deal with incidents effectively and safely. They are taking 13 appliances away in our area. Something is gonna give.....and someone will suffer.

pslewis

Well get off your fat ***** faster then!! Do NOT wait for the last lap of Gran Turismo on the Playstation before sliding down that pole!!

Get into the 2000's you lazy Firemen!!!

Pete

IPKIS

My job is pretty cushty too

clock in at 7am
sit on my *** all day drinking coffee and smoking
look like i'm doing a bit of work
clock out at 3pm

3 day weekends

only work Monday to Thursday
Free snap on tools for my home workshop

and courses coming out of my ears all paid for by company

worked there since 16
now have a full HND in engineering
done an Open University course on mechanical engineering
got a forklift reach truck licence
All my permits for track work and overhead line work
Qualified welder and electrical engineer

all paid for by the comany
and best of all
42,500 a year

privatising British rail was a good idea for me but i do miss smoking weed on the job and drinking

IPKIS

I forgot to add ...
i also took 18 months off on full pay with a bad back
when i run out of holiday i start on the sickies

pslewis

Does ANYONE actually DO ANYTHING these days??

Disgraceful!! When I left school at 12 to go down pit you were glad for an orange and lump of coal a week!!

Get working you lazy gits, I need you to pay my pensions!!!!

Pete

IPKIS

Obviously not

If you started paying a pension when you started work at 12 you wouldn't need us to pay for you would ya

i pay 300 a month into mine and have done for the last 10 years so i'm sorted when i retire at 50

pslewis

£300 a month ain't enough!!

Put £300/month into Tesco shares and you may well be able to do what you want - Pension schemes are pants!

And they don't allow you to start a pension scheme at 12 years old you numptie!

Pete

IPKIS

300 a month since i was 20 work it out

30 years of 300 a month and the company match what i put in so thats 600 a month

who's a dumb *** now

so thats a fat lump sum and more than you get a weeks for doing **** all i'm laughin

pslewis

I smell something funny
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something of a farmyard flavour
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something put on fields in the dead of night
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what could it be? *sniff* *sniff*
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yes, I think I've got it ............
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Its BULL**** and you're full of it!!!

Pete

IPKIS

Whatever you say old timer but when i'm 50 you'll be worm food anyway so why are you worrying.

The company pension scheme is one where they match what you put in 300 a month is the maximum i can put in.
so don't worry when i retire i'll by you a nice headstone if i'm feeling generous
but then again i'll probably blow the money on cigarettes and booze

pslewis

You do that, then my Kin won't have to look after you beyond 55!! Sorted!!

I'll be laugh last and longest Carry on with the **** loser!!

Pete

richie rich

If you don't like it get out, but DO NOT come on here trying to tell us its a
Enything but pi$$ easy ....... the public are NOT stupid anymore!!

What a sausage, public stupid, anymore,
You think the public are that stupid, they dont no a back handed insult when they hear one.

pslewis

and in English that would read what??

Pete

King RA

Must spend a good 4 hours a day on the internet, plus a 2 hour lunch break is common. Fridays down the pub at 12, go back at half 4 to pick up my jacket and then either home or back down the boozer. Certainly had some fun drives home (joke!!)

King RA

...but then I am non stop (not forgetting the 2 hour lunch) some days

PG

lmao ! Richie, if you are indeed rich might I suggest that you have the cushiest job here?
Anyone who can collect a pay packet at the end of the month whilst displaying a grasp of the English language such as you have must be getting away with robbery !