Who has the cushtiest job on here....???
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Originally Posted by pslewis
What??? you mean actually doing something for the excessive pay???
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Originally Posted by Daz34
We struggle to meet attendance times at the moment
Well get off your fat ***** faster then!! Do NOT wait for the last lap of Gran Turismo on the Playstation before sliding down that pole!!
Get into the 2000's you lazy Firemen!!!
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My job is pretty cushty too
clock in at 7am
sit on my *** all day drinking coffee and smoking
look like i'm doing a bit of work
clock out at 3pm
3 day weekends
only work Monday to Thursday
Free snap on tools for my home workshop
and courses coming out of my ears all paid for by company
worked there since 16
now have a full HND in engineering
done an Open University course on mechanical engineering
got a forklift reach truck licence
All my permits for track work and overhead line work
Qualified welder and electrical engineer
all paid for by the comany
and best of all
42,500 a year
privatising British rail was a good idea for me but i do miss smoking weed on the job and drinking
clock in at 7am
sit on my *** all day drinking coffee and smoking
look like i'm doing a bit of work
clock out at 3pm
3 day weekends
only work Monday to Thursday
Free snap on tools for my home workshop
and courses coming out of my ears all paid for by company
worked there since 16
now have a full HND in engineering
done an Open University course on mechanical engineering
got a forklift reach truck licence
All my permits for track work and overhead line work
Qualified welder and electrical engineer
all paid for by the comany
and best of all
42,500 a year
privatising British rail was a good idea for me but i do miss smoking weed on the job and drinking
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I forgot to add ...
i also took 18 months off on full pay with a bad back
when i run out of holiday i start on the sickies
i also took 18 months off on full pay with a bad back
when i run out of holiday i start on the sickies
#35
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Does ANYONE actually DO ANYTHING these days??
Disgraceful!! When I left school at 12 to go down pit you were glad for an orange and lump of coal a week!!
Get working you lazy gits, I need you to pay my pensions!!!!
Pete
Disgraceful!! When I left school at 12 to go down pit you were glad for an orange and lump of coal a week!!
Get working you lazy gits, I need you to pay my pensions!!!!
Pete
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Obviously not
If you started paying a pension when you started work at 12 you wouldn't need us to pay for you would ya
i pay 300 a month into mine and have done for the last 10 years so i'm sorted when i retire at 50
If you started paying a pension when you started work at 12 you wouldn't need us to pay for you would ya
i pay 300 a month into mine and have done for the last 10 years so i'm sorted when i retire at 50
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£300 a month ain't enough!!
Put £300/month into Tesco shares and you may well be able to do what you want - Pension schemes are pants!
And they don't allow you to start a pension scheme at 12 years old you numptie!
Pete
Put £300/month into Tesco shares and you may well be able to do what you want - Pension schemes are pants!
And they don't allow you to start a pension scheme at 12 years old you numptie!
Pete
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Originally Posted by pslewis
£300 a month ain't enough!!
Put £300 into Tesco shares and you may well be able to do what you want - Pension schemes are pants!
And they don't allow you to start a pension scheme at 12 years old you numptie!
Pete
Put £300 into Tesco shares and you may well be able to do what you want - Pension schemes are pants!
And they don't allow you to start a pension scheme at 12 years old you numptie!
Pete
30 years of 300 a month and the company match what i put in so thats 600 a month
who's a dumb *** now
so thats a fat lump sum and more than you get a weeks for doing **** all i'm laughin
#39
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I smell something funny
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something of a farmyard flavour
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something put on fields in the dead of night
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what could it be? *sniff* *sniff*
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yes, I think I've got it ............
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Its BULL**** and you're full of it!!!
Pete
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something of a farmyard flavour
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something put on fields in the dead of night
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what could it be? *sniff* *sniff*
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yes, I think I've got it ............
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Its BULL**** and you're full of it!!!
Pete
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Originally Posted by pslewis
I smell something funny
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something of a farmyard flavour
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something put on fields in the dead of night
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what could it be? *sniff* *sniff*
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yes, I think I've got it ............
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Its BULL**** and you're full of it!!!
Pete
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something of a farmyard flavour
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something put on fields in the dead of night
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what could it be? *sniff* *sniff*
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yes, I think I've got it ............
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Its BULL**** and you're full of it!!!
Pete
The company pension scheme is one where they match what you put in 300 a month is the maximum i can put in.
so don't worry when i retire i'll by you a nice headstone if i'm feeling generous
but then again i'll probably blow the money on cigarettes and booze
#41
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Originally Posted by IPKIS
then again i'll probably blow the money on cigarettes and booze
You do that, then my Kin won't have to look after you beyond 55!! Sorted!!
I'll be laugh last and longest Carry on with the **** loser!!
Pete
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If you don't like it get out, but DO NOT come on here trying to tell us its a
Enything but pi$$ easy ....... the public are NOT stupid anymore!!
What a sausage, public stupid, anymore,
You think the public are that stupid, they dont no a back handed insult when they hear one.
Enything but pi$$ easy ....... the public are NOT stupid anymore!!
What a sausage, public stupid, anymore,
You think the public are that stupid, they dont no a back handed insult when they hear one.
Last edited by richie rich; 08 April 2005 at 11:58 PM.
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Must spend a good 4 hours a day on the internet, plus a 2 hour lunch break is common. Fridays down the pub at 12, go back at half 4 to pick up my jacket and then either home or back down the boozer. Certainly had some fun drives home (joke!!)
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Originally Posted by richie rich
If you don't like it get out, but DO NOT come on here trying to tell us its a
Enything but pi$$ easy ....... the public are NOT stupid anymore!!
What a sausage, public stupid, anymore,
You think the public are that stupid, they dont no a back handed insult when they hear one.
Enything but pi$$ easy ....... the public are NOT stupid anymore!!
What a sausage, public stupid, anymore,
You think the public are that stupid, they dont no a back handed insult when they hear one.
Anyone who can collect a pay packet at the end of the month whilst displaying a grasp of the English language such as you have must be getting away with robbery !
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