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If you're worried about them removing your scarf then don't be. I had it done at the age of 17 following an accident (electric windows).
The salty baths with a big breasted nurse handling your man fat was a pleasure. If I had another one I wouldn't hesitate to have a repeat performance.
The women do love it more too, seeing a red shiny helmet at all times makes them instantly horny as opposed to looking at a something that resembles a stained sock.
The salty baths with a big breasted nurse handling your man fat was a pleasure. If I had another one I wouldn't hesitate to have a repeat performance.
The women do love it more too, seeing a red shiny helmet at all times makes them instantly horny as opposed to looking at a something that resembles a stained sock.
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cheers chaps!
I asked my GP to refer me to a private consultant who I'm seeing on Thursday so wish me luck! I guess life as a roundhead can't be THAT bad.... there are lots of perfectly happy circumcised people right? Its just that I so don't like the thought of knives near Johnsonville!
...then again I don't like the thought of possible cancer near Johnsonville either!!!!
I asked my GP to refer me to a private consultant who I'm seeing on Thursday so wish me luck! I guess life as a roundhead can't be THAT bad.... there are lots of perfectly happy circumcised people right? Its just that I so don't like the thought of knives near Johnsonville!
...then again I don't like the thought of possible cancer near Johnsonville either!!!!
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Originally Posted by Spoon
If you're worried about them removing your scarf then don't be. I had it done at the age of 17 following an accident (electric windows)
you had your mangina hanging out of a car window
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Originally Posted by specialx
you had your mangina hanging out of a car window
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The rest however is true.
It was the glove box
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there are lots of perfectly happy circumcised people right?
In my own experience and as usual I'll be blunt rather than try to be subtle: I can go as hard and fast as I want for as long as I please and I'm fairly confident that some of that is to do with my chopped chap (I should add it still feels great for me though). Most non-circumcised men see it as a handycap but in many ways it's quite the opposite and I have never had anything other than compliments from lasses.
So, in short - try not to worry because I'd be fairly confident that 6 months from having it done you'd not notice anymore and if anything might prefer it
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try rubbing optimax on it twice daily for the next week .if this doesn t work try somthing a little stronger like the stuff from tesco s only available in the south east at the moment . id get a second opinion
1 could be a female doctor
2 look at all the things you and the eh eh ehm have been through
1 could be a female doctor
2 look at all the things you and the eh eh ehm have been through
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Thanks for all the responses guys.... especially the errr more "candid" ones (Saxo Boy! )
Feeling a bit better about it now.... got the consultation on Thursday so we'll see what the surgeon says....
*gulp*
Feeling a bit better about it now.... got the consultation on Thursday so we'll see what the surgeon says....
*gulp*
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Well.... I had the consultation and the surgeon agrees with the GP, there isn't enough skin there to remove the dodgy mole with enough safety margin and close up the remaining hole...... so the vultures are soaring over dumbo.... the trunk must go
Date tba, but likely to be in the next 2/3 weeks!
Date tba, but likely to be in the next 2/3 weeks!
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Try not to worry about it too much mate. If you were in America, in a few weeks time, you would be in the majority. Over there, they think all of us "skinned" individuals are unclean.
If you are really really bothered about it, and I would be, certainly for a while. There is a chap over in America that sells certain specially shaped weights that you hand off the remains. Over time, and its quite a while, you can stretch a new one, so he claims. This was on TV about 3 years ago IIRC.
If you have not managed to come to terms with things in a few months, there is still some hope
Don't shy away from sorting this. It does sound like it needs to be done.
P.S. I still think we need pics
If you are really really bothered about it, and I would be, certainly for a while. There is a chap over in America that sells certain specially shaped weights that you hand off the remains. Over time, and its quite a while, you can stretch a new one, so he claims. This was on TV about 3 years ago IIRC.
If you have not managed to come to terms with things in a few months, there is still some hope
Don't shy away from sorting this. It does sound like it needs to be done.
P.S. I still think we need pics
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Originally Posted by Saxo Boy
. No scum, smellyness, trapped dirt, etc being the main one
its only scummy, smelly and coverd in trapped dirt if the thing isnt washed properlly???
if you cant be arsed to wash your own crown jewels then you deserve to be single for life
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Originally Posted by vader
I feel for you mate, take a lot of ***** to post something like that one a froum like this
but thanks for the advice anyway people, ill let the doc tweak the thing if thats the best thing to do
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Originally Posted by StickyMicky
always had a gripe with this argument/point
its only scummy, smelly and coverd in trapped dirt if the thing isnt washed properlly???
if you cant be arsed to wash your own crown jewels then you deserve to be single for life
its only scummy, smelly and coverd in trapped dirt if the thing isnt washed properlly???
if you cant be arsed to wash your own crown jewels then you deserve to be single for life
To the original poster - just get it lopped off mate, tell everyone you've been circumnavigated and they'll be impressed
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Well.... thurs 26th is the day .... good bye moley and good bye hoodie .... on the plus side I suppose no hoodie will qualify me to go into Bluewater shopping centre!
Cheers for the support and witty remarks, if I can just get through the next 2 weeks and then the bank holiday walking like John Wayne I can concentrate on finding the funny side to all this!
watch his space...
p.s. Luminous, sorry no pics!
Cheers for the support and witty remarks, if I can just get through the next 2 weeks and then the bank holiday walking like John Wayne I can concentrate on finding the funny side to all this!
watch his space...
p.s. Luminous, sorry no pics!
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its only scummy, smelly and coverd in trapped dirt if the thing isnt washed properlly???
Good luck heeeelpme, hope it all goes well and doesn't hurt too much, etc. Might be a bit before you can get laid or flog the dolphin - I'd find that the hardest