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Old 14 May 2005, 08:57 AM
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Cheese wire anyone?......
Old 15 May 2005, 09:19 PM
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Was that below the belt?
Old 27 May 2005, 08:32 PM
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Ok.... thought I better close the loop on this one and give you folks an update....

I had the circumcision yesterday as planned.... chose to have it done under local cos I'm tight and its cheaper (went private)....

Well.... they put several injections into poor Mr Thomas and he swelled up like a balloon .... The procedure itself was fine didn't feel anything at all but an hour later after the anaesthetic wore off... OMFG!!!! Stung like a b4stard!!!


All is well now though... got about 20 stitches I reckon that should dissolve out... got to go back in 10 days to check they are all out and no infection and job's a good'un.... no more foreskin, no more dodgy mole and hopefully no more risk of melanoma!.... Mr wiggly lives to fight another day!

I'm really sh!tting myself about...... errrrrrrrr .... "nightly stirrings" though.... anything that might put tension on the stitches can't be good!

must think of dead puppies... mo mowlem.... cherie blair.....
Old 27 May 2005, 08:36 PM
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Nice one
Old 27 May 2005, 08:38 PM
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Very glad to hear that things have gone well. Hopefully you will be fully fighting fit soon.

As for dreaming about Mo Mowlem, you've no chance. Try thinking about cars, at least that can concentrate the mind without providing that kind of excitement
Old 27 May 2005, 08:47 PM
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Lets see if we can make him get a cone
Old 27 May 2005, 09:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Saxo Boy


Lets see if we can make him get a cone
noooooo!


mo mowlem... mo mowlem.... mo mowlem.......

Old 27 May 2005, 09:06 PM
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glad it all went ok heeelpme,
must have been a worrying time for ya m8,

oh and this has to be the funniest thread ive read this year(sorry)

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Old 27 May 2005, 09:31 PM
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just remember mate just like roses- you prune them back and they grow bigger
richie(just make sure no clothing sticks to it- it it does its salty bath and watery eye time )
Old 27 May 2005, 10:26 PM
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I remember my first draught production follwing the snip....

ok until it came to the money shot...... allways a bit of a worry as to where it was going??

still all ok now..... no more black *****!!


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Old 27 May 2005, 10:52 PM
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just watch you dont get it caught in your zipper OUCH
Old 28 May 2005, 08:22 AM
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Were they going to get a biopsy done on the huge bit they severed?
Old 28 May 2005, 08:40 AM
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Originally Posted by MJW
Lol, I was wondering when the foreskinned community was going defend that one. Surely the reverse argument applies and that circumcised men no longer wash their **** properly because they think they now don't have to.

To the original poster - just get it lopped off mate, tell everyone you've been circumnavigated and they'll be impressed
I take great care in the washing of this area -especially around the bung hole.
Always after a pony I take a shower and ream out the orifice or the very least a douche water spray.Toilet paper is a last resort if caught out some where.
Old 28 May 2005, 08:40 AM
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Originally Posted by scoobyimp
just watch you dont get it caught in your zipper OUCH
That's something you only do once....and it applies to all of us (males anyway )
Old 28 May 2005, 01:30 PM
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That's something you only do once
True, its the first and only digital learning curve. You either know or you don't know - there is no 'learning process'
Old 28 May 2005, 02:32 PM
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FPMSL@ this thread glad the old boy is OK and you of course
Cheers
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