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Old 15 May 2005, 01:04 PM
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Old 15 May 2005, 01:07 PM
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its all such a steaming pile of pissy cat sh*t, why put an advert on every single channel ever at all advert breaks in the day.
Old 15 May 2005, 01:47 PM
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The economics of it really are quite simple. The cost to produce the drivel is quite cheap. Secondly as it is completely automated, no staff are required to maintain anything. As for the advertising, we recently had a "1 Million pound" advertising campaign but in reality that was list price on premium channels. If its on second tear channels like TMF etc and you buy enough space in bulk, at slow times (ie low viewer values/demograhpics) etc then you would be suprised how cheap you can obtain these.

Another thing is dont forget that as its subscription based, you should get a good two or three months out of each user, so thats £3 * 4weeks * 3months = £36 per signup, get three per go and youve made I suspect. Also if you use adware and popups its gets even better ROI. You can buy 50,000 uniques for about £200.

Also if they have their own sms center (ie their volume is high enough and they invest properly) then the costs are like 3p a msg.

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Old 15 May 2005, 04:18 PM
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Originally Posted by shaggy1973
taff if it was a singing sheep wearing the welsh flag would you have it on your phone?
No......I leave the buying of immature and tacky ring-tones to pre-pubescent little girls or yourself, shaggy
Old 15 May 2005, 04:41 PM
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i didnt think the problem was to bad until i switched to ITV earlier
Old 15 May 2005, 04:52 PM
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why do they feel the need to have the advert on twice during the same comercial break? thats whay really anoys me
Old 15 May 2005, 04:53 PM
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3 seconds to realise what you did there
Old 15 May 2005, 04:53 PM
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Old 15 May 2005, 05:02 PM
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why does the frog have an invisible bike or spaceship or sumthing?
Old 15 May 2005, 05:07 PM
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So you lot actually sit and watch the adverts.....then post about an annoying one PMSL Nobody make a cup of tea no more...or even ignore it?
Old 15 May 2005, 06:15 PM
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Its nice to know that there are other people who feel the same way. I no longer feel alone in my hatred for Jamster

Cups of tea are a good idea, but there are only so many that you can drink in one day
Old 15 May 2005, 06:19 PM
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yea with ad breaks every 15 minutes and 2 ringtone ads on per break thats about 192 a day per channel enough to make me want to stick my head down the toilet
Old 15 May 2005, 06:28 PM
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You know the solution - SKY+
Never watch anything live, and never watch an advert!!
Old 15 May 2005, 06:53 PM
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http://www.cecimoz.co.uk/flashpanel/Ringtone.htm

prob not worksafe
Old 15 May 2005, 07:00 PM
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Originally Posted by kingofturds
Brilliant
Old 15 May 2005, 08:09 PM
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Its ALL OVER the internet - even obscure websites are carrying it.
Old 15 May 2005, 08:18 PM
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Originally Posted by 16vmarc
FFS enough!
Pesky adverts are doing my head in and was just about to create a thread when I spotted this one. I thought a skill of advertising was to show the public something 3 times and then they wouldn't forget it. Forget it..? FFS I can't get it out of my head -- feel as though I've been brainwashed!

Given the choice I'd rather be stranded on a desert island with Leonard Nimoy, William Shatner, Des O'Connor, and a Karaoke machine.

Dum dum... dum dum dum dum dum... dum... dum... dum dum dum dum dum... dum dum dum... dum dum... dum dum... dummmmmm...

Someone shoot me.

Jonts.
Old 15 May 2005, 10:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Jonty
Someone shoot me.

Jonts.
BANG!!! (and the dirt is gone )
Old 15 May 2005, 10:37 PM
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Lol I must be the only one that finds them amusing. Crazy frog vs Axel F cracks me up everytime. Possibly something to do with the fact it drives my girlfriend nuts

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Old 15 May 2005, 10:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Notorious
erm..as my last post says...norwegian student meets computer classes and the rest is history!
So what, he created an animated frog and ripped the sound off another website?

I also remember seeing the F1 clip - something along the lines of "I bet you cant watch this vid clip and not laugh". It was small clip of an F1 car with this kid doing the sounds. It makes me laugh how everyone thinks the sound is a friggin frog.

If I was the guy that did that original clip I would be claiming royalties.

Simon.
Old 15 May 2005, 10:48 PM
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aye. it was originally "the indian F1 car"
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