lpski1

you talking to me



i'll take you to the ******* cleaners

scoobyvirgin

Yesterday when I had been drinking since 12 in the sun, Sparked out this big black lad. Didn't even feel my fist connect. All I could see was him laying flat out on the floor.

Turns out it was my shadow

Bubba po

Doh!

Patt@firstime

Last fight was when I was about 17, coming out of a nightclub in Coventry with a mate and a lad started on my mate for no reason so I stuck up for him-got a punch in return and I replied with some more

The (now) funny thing is.....
















my mate ran off once I got punched

Jap2Scrap

Been ages since I had a fight and I'll smack any ****** that says different

Chip Sengravy

about 2 yrs ago, chinned my bro for calling me a **** out of ( what he thought) was earshot.

Dave uk blue mica

try not to get involved in out of ring fights cos i'm a kickboxer and the courts take a dim view of anyone with any professional training fighting on the streets yet regular guys have nothing done to them when they do it on a drunken night out..

Bubba po

Professionally trained people hit far harder and more accurately. Also, with training comes responsibility. Unfortunately some people who gain strength, skill and confidence through their training, subsequently go out to start fights deliberately with the knowledge that they will probably win.

Dave uk blue mica

i never start anything but will usually finish it if it does, 9 times out of 10 though it can be sorted without fighting, usually a warning to say i'm a kickboxer is enough but some people still like to try.

pete1977

They teach this in krav maga,its to test your abillities ,apparently.

Luan Pra bang

I builder who works for us was a pro boxer for a short while before problems forced him to stop. At 18-20 he used to go out and start trouble and being quite small usually found it then obviously handed out beatings. He is alot calmer now and teaches in a boxing gym but it did change my opinion of him alot when I was told about it. I've watched him lay a few punches onto the bag in my garage before and he still looks pretty effing dangerous now so when I take the **** out of him for being a short **** I'm careful about when to shut the **** up.

Neverguess

Never

jods

FPMSL YAAG

kingofturds

iTrader: (1)

he was the 1 that took a smack not proud of it but there you go

Mk2_heaven

tonight :S
i work on the door of a local place, 21st birthday!! kids + beer + trouble
some little chav thinking hes all that, goes outside fights with some girl (she gave him a pasting) tried to come back in walked past me and shouted "yeah" in my face. so i grabbed the lil ****** by the collar and "escorted" him out he wont be back for a while

Suresh

i was in a pub in Blackheath a few years back and a big, young tough was bothering a slightly-built late-middle aged guy who was sitting there with his wife quietly having a beer. The young guy wanted to take it outside. The old guy's wife was telling him to ignore the lad, but the lad started getting physical and slapping the older guy's face (really).

The little guy slowly got up and delivered a perfect upper cut, knocking out the agressor who went down like a sack of spuds to cheers from the rest of the pub. And he stayed down- his mates had to carry him out.

Apparently, the little guy was Frankie Taylor, a top bantam weight boxer in his time...

Suresh

Bubba po

I like those kinds of stories.

Scooby Roo

I'm not getting into any fights with youz lot, will ask anyone first if they use Scoobynet.

Why, cos there's about a hundred posts and not one of yuz has lost a fight.

Man can't compete with that.....

Gonna go and find a little bloke and have a fight

Roo

Fuzz

I dont think I've ever laid a red mist type punch in my entire life.
Nearly got expelled from Primary school though when a kid tried to throttle me from behind.. over my head he went.
That was probably the only time I've ever "injured someone" willingly.

Unless you count goading some dum *** mate into doing something stupid al by himself. he gave himself a broken ankle


Andy

stuartjw

I had a mate at uni - Was pretty weedy looking to be honest however he was an expert of some type of fighting - Cant remember but something along the lines of Jujitsu. He escorted a girl home one night and upon returning was asked the time by someone while his mate jumped him.

Needless to say he left both of them in a pool of blood.

You do need to be careful too if you are going to pick a fight. There was a guy in our old IT department and he was tiny - You would never have thought that he had just been fighting for team GB in the olympics. Think that was Jujitsu too but cant remember.

2000TLondon

I used to box as a lad and haven't had a fight on the street since I was about 18, and have never, ever started one, unlike a lot of my friends! One I heard about was this quite big bloke trying to start on a guy in a bar a few years back which my brother witnessed. I don't know what happened to start the disagreement, but the normal sized guy is trying to talk his way out of it, and the big guy is being an @sshole.

Anyway, the avergae size guy concludes that it's going to come to blows, and is worried if he doesn't get the first one in he's probably dead. So he quickly hands the big guy his pint, so both of his hands are now full, gives him his best shot and legs it!

Jiggerypokery

I have only been in one fist fight in my life, on a bus - I gave a smart-*** answer to a "what you looking at?" question. I had damaged my knee quite badly earlier in the day and I was unable to get out of my seat in time while he battered me around the head. One of his more sensible mates saw that he had gone mad and pulled him away. I thought I lost that one until I saw him again the next day. My couple of bruises eased within two days whereas his broken wrist was in plaster for weeks

pslewis

Foooookin' 'ell ............ there's some real mean *** baddies on here - I would like to apologise to all those who I have wound up .............. please, please, please, I was only having a joke!!

Locking doors and windows and disconnecting door bell

Knees a knockin'

Heart a beatin'

Colostomy bag fillin' up!!

Pete

paul-s

best change your nappy while your at it too

Never had an altercation pissylewis ?

Luminous

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That would be me too....I don't stand and fight. Had a chap at school come at me with ahockey stick. I got it off him, and then just tossed it at him so he could use it again. I could see the confusion on his face, Just why has he given me this back In those split seconds I'd done my best 180 and was long gone

pslewis

I have only ever 'had' to fight a few times .... my physical presence usually means I can avoid a fisty-cuffs.

Fights are always a mix of mis-timed punches, hugs, puffs and panting. Brawling around on the floor and its all very messy!!

I laugh my socks off at these so-called Kung-Fu, Fujitsu, Origami types who think that they can take down a street fighter ......... they would simply get beaten to a pulp. The street fighter does not wait until you have got your stance just right, he's not going to listen to your "Hooooeeeeeiiiii" bollox and he's not going to bow down in a courtesy nod.

No, he's going to come-in very close, very fast and poke your eyes out, break your arms and kick you in the bollox ............. yes, he'll be knackered by then - but, you fit 'expert' are needing urgent medical attention!!

Pete

Luminous

iTrader: (3)

Depends how the "experts" train though. Some of them are easy to take out, cos they fight by the rules. Change the rules and they have a problem. Most are more intelligent than that......

Edcase

At least someone got it

CooperS

I was 18

Was sat at local bus stop with 2 birds from the same village as me, just talking away, this guy is walking up the other side of the road having trouble keeping his pants up and his chips in the other hand from going on the floor.

We're sniggering away, he looks over at us and I say "You OK there mate?"

He doesn't say a word, just marches straight towards me across the road and without breaking stride throws a punch at my face

Dodged it so he hit my shoulder and i pushed him away saying "What the hell are you doing?" He doesn't say a word, just comes for me again.

Don't know how it happened, certainly wasn't planned but the I dodged the next punch and got in the SWEETEST uppercut I've ever known, lifting him clean off his feet and onto his back into the road (witnessed by the 2 birds)

He lies still for about 10 seconds, I think I've killed him. then he gets up with blood pouring from a huge cut under his eye.

Starts giving me loads of threats about coming back with my mates and how dead I was gonna be, but doesn't come at me again (I wonder why?)

I'm not bothered cos the bus is coming anyway, so tell him to go home and think about what just happened hahaha

Bus is approaching fast, I tell him to **** off before he gets run over, now, the bus driver must have been checking out the birds I was with, cos he runs into the guy who's stood in the road (at slow speed), knocking one of his shoes off. hahahaha he gets up and runs up the road faster than i've ever seen anyone run. I get his trainer and lob it in the canal.

Police turned up etc. nothing happened tho, went home as normal.

Turns out, he's the local big fish in small pond drug dealer and I should lay low for a while. which I did

Next week my bro's in the pub in the town, and he walks in with stitches in his face and a black eye and promptly begins to relay a tale to his mates of some drug dealers from manchester coming down and trying to get his customers hahahahaha

LOSER

Edited to say, I'm 26 now

LG John

Agree with Luminous I was sparing with one of our black belts once and he was scoring hits time and time again with lovely technical strikes. Finally I managed to land one round the side of his head and laughed cause I'd finally hit him. He smiled and switched to his street style and beat crap out of me No, fancy yells, nice looking kicks or anything like that - just a good old hiding

I've actually always managed to stop fights before they start and I think I must be quite a physical presence because people tend to bottle it when I dig in and show I'm ready to take the next step if need be! I recall I was out on the town with my mate when we saw a big middle aged guy chasing a ned. The ned was keeping his distance and at one point actually said, "am no fighting you ya rocket, youra fully gown man ffs!". The middle aged man was clearly very angry at him for something but the ned kept his distance until (low and behold) his mate showed up. 2:1 and suddenly the ned is ultra confident. They both go for him, quickly spark him out and proceed to bounce on his head. My mate and I bolted over, the neds too one look at us and ran away. The big guy was ok, we got there just in time or else they were going to proper f*ck him up