My chav caravan...
03 June 2005, 04:58 PM
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You need to have a "Resident Chav" onboard during the cruise, complete with no top on showing off his skinny body, a Burberry cap, blue and white Adidas tracksuit bottoms tucked into his white socks and a pair of brand new white Nike trainers.
Completing the unsavoury ensemble would be huge fake gold chains adorning his neck, a brace of Sovereign rings on each hand, earrings,tattoos and a tastefully shaved eyebrow(not).
You could install some "Decks" and he could play the "Chav Anthem" which appears to be masses of bass with no particular structure or tune to it,whilst occassionally whooping and shouting inexplicable words like "Sorted" and "Geeza" down a PA system.
At the conclusion of the event he could be driven to some deserted moorland and beaten to death with baseball bats.
http://www.cecimoz.co.uk/flashpanel/Chavs.htm
Completing the unsavoury ensemble would be huge fake gold chains adorning his neck, a brace of Sovereign rings on each hand, earrings,tattoos and a tastefully shaved eyebrow(not).
You could install some "Decks" and he could play the "Chav Anthem" which appears to be masses of bass with no particular structure or tune to it,whilst occassionally whooping and shouting inexplicable words like "Sorted" and "Geeza" down a PA system.
At the conclusion of the event he could be driven to some deserted moorland and beaten to death with baseball bats.
http://www.cecimoz.co.uk/flashpanel/Chavs.htm
Last edited by Pauleds2; 03 June 2005 at 05:02 PM.
03 June 2005, 08:21 PM
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Definitely need a quality dump valve for emptying the contents of the porta- potty (whilst cruising)
I also think just to keep Pete Lewis happy we should import the caravan !!!
Pete loves a good import
I also think just to keep Pete Lewis happy we should import the caravan !!!
Pete loves a good import
06 June 2005, 08:21 AM
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Originally Posted by scooby-si
just a quick thought how many people on here have the following lol
Lower it - Yep
delock the door - Yep
tinted windows - Yep
neons - Nooooo
front spoiler/splitter and rear apron - Yep
ear shattering sound system (wiv BIG BASS innit ) - Nooooo
Rather large and tasteless spoiler - Nooooo
badboy bonnet (!?) - Nooooo
lexus lights or blacked out lights. - Morettes on front
Some techno-bollox front window top-tint ("Powered by Calor"?) - Nooooo
List of 'tuned parts' down the door- Not since I took them off
Almost insulting reparte on the rear window or rear bodywork. - Nooooo
Paint it gloss black - Nooooo (blue)
only just see nthe list lmao
Lower it - Yep
delock the door - Yep
tinted windows - Yep
neons - Nooooo
front spoiler/splitter and rear apron - Yep
ear shattering sound system (wiv BIG BASS innit ) - Nooooo
Rather large and tasteless spoiler - Nooooo
badboy bonnet (!?) - Nooooo
lexus lights or blacked out lights. - Morettes on front
Some techno-bollox front window top-tint ("Powered by Calor"?) - Nooooo
List of 'tuned parts' down the door- Not since I took them off
Almost insulting reparte on the rear window or rear bodywork. - Nooooo
Paint it gloss black - Nooooo (blue)
only just see nthe list lmao
06 June 2005, 08:49 AM
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Originally Posted by rb5ban91r
rofl please please please if this comes off please post pictures or i'll try to come down.
