You need to have a "Resident Chav" onboard during the cruise, complete with no top on showing off his skinny body, a Burberry cap, blue and white Adidas tracksuit bottoms tucked into his white socks and a pair of brand new white Nike trainers.
Completing the unsavoury ensemble would be huge fake gold chains adorning his neck, a brace of Sovereign rings on each hand, earrings,tattoos and a tastefully shaved eyebrow(not).

You could install some "Decks" and he could play the "Chav Anthem" which appears to be masses of bass with no particular structure or tune to it,whilst occassionally whooping and shouting inexplicable words like "Sorted" and "Geeza" down a PA system.
At the conclusion of the event he could be driven to some deserted moorland and beaten to death with baseball bats.

http://www.cecimoz.co.uk/flashpanel/Chavs.htm

 

Big fat alloys with rubber-band profile tyres. And the biggest wing you can find.

 

Definitely need a quality dump valve for emptying the contents of the porta- potty (whilst cruising)

I also think just to keep Pete Lewis happy we should import the caravan !!!

Pete loves a good import

 

rofl please please please if this comes off please post pictures or i'll try to come down.

 

Ermmmmm, one or two

 

I will. It'll be a year or two as we're in the middle of getting married, moving house, etc. But it will happen - and I'll bring it to some Scooby meets!