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Old 08 June 2005, 01:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Redkop
Hahaha... yeah right! Delusional again Alex?
Are you following me Lynne?
Old 08 June 2005, 01:28 PM
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Eh? I replied earlier! It amuses me seeing the 'predictable ajm' on any cat thread
Old 08 June 2005, 01:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Redkop
Eh? I replied earlier! It amuses me seeing the 'predictable ajm' on any cat thread
How predictable of you to say so!
Old 08 June 2005, 01:41 PM
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Shoot the ******* cat.

It's the only way of guaranteeing no cat-access to your child's room.
Old 08 June 2005, 01:43 PM
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ok, back on topic ....


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Old 08 June 2005, 01:45 PM
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errr..get a cat net for a cot??? thats what I did.
Old 08 June 2005, 01:46 PM
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Originally Posted by jasey
Shoot the ******* cat.

It's the only way of guaranteeing no cat-access to your child's room.
All gods creatures are equal, so shooting someones child is the same thing
Old 08 June 2005, 01:50 PM
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Originally Posted by lightning101
All gods creatures are equal, so shooting someones child is the same thing
I'm Athiest - Keep your cats outta my way
Old 08 June 2005, 01:51 PM
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Keep the baby in a bath. Cats hate water. Problem solved.

Alternatively, keep an open tin of cat food by the baby's feet. The cat is distracted by the food and is safely lured away from the child's head.
Old 08 June 2005, 02:00 PM
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Originally Posted by lightning101
All gods creatures are equal, so shooting someones child is the same thing

Group hug and chorus of "All Things Bright And Beautiful", anyone..?!!
Old 08 June 2005, 02:03 PM
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This reminds me of VIZ Top tips.
Old 08 June 2005, 02:04 PM
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Originally Posted by TelBoy
Group hug and chorus of "All Things Bright And Beautiful", anyone..?!!
All creatures great and small ...
Old 08 June 2005, 02:04 PM
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The guy comes on here asking a civil question and gets the **** taken. I assume most of the replies are from people who are yet to be parents which under the circumstances is not a bad thing.

We have a cat that used to get into bed with our young daughter and although it wasn't a life and death problem she would be woken by the purring that in turn would wake us. We now just shut the door or put a cat net over the cot. A more concerning worry is the fact that Beth may be asmatic and cat hairs are a contributory factor along with her wet hands picking up hair and going into her mouth.

As for the shooting comments make sure you get it right, my cat was shot last year with an air rifle and I have recently discovered who was responsible...............................
Old 08 June 2005, 02:07 PM
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Well said Scooby-Doo.




Do you sell soap boxes for a living?
Old 08 June 2005, 02:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Scooby-Doo
The guy comes on here asking a civil question and gets the **** taken. I assume most of the replies are from people who are yet to be parents which under the circumstances is not a bad thing.
I'm sorry but someone who can't defend his baby from a cat is a good thing ?

If he's worried about the cat getting into his baby's room he's only got two choices - shut the ******* door to the room or shoot the ******* cat.

NEXT.
Old 08 June 2005, 02:10 PM
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He could always put a catflap in the door and if it moves, shoot the flap.
Old 08 June 2005, 02:10 PM
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Nothing like shooting at the flaps.
Old 08 June 2005, 02:12 PM
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Exactly, it's not shooting the cat, directly.
Old 08 June 2005, 02:12 PM
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Oh, Tel, I think you were referring to curtains le beuf.
Old 08 June 2005, 02:13 PM
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No, i was talking about shooting at pussies
Old 08 June 2005, 02:14 PM
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, he means the Flaps du Jambon

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Old 08 June 2005, 02:15 PM
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Some people love cats more than children <nods>


I'd swap.
Old 08 June 2005, 02:16 PM
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Did anyone notice the "serious" in the thread title?



Ooops
Old 08 June 2005, 02:16 PM
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Originally Posted by lightning101
Some people love cats more than children <nods>


I'd swap.
And some of us, thankfully, have neither
Old 08 June 2005, 02:17 PM
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I haven't got any swapsies I'm afraid, two kids and a dog and I'm keeping them.
Old 08 June 2005, 02:17 PM
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You'll be lonely when you're older


Lonelier even than you are now....
Old 08 June 2005, 02:18 PM
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But that's concerning the cat problem Tel. Shirley.
Old 08 June 2005, 02:19 PM
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Originally Posted by TelBoy
You'll be lonely when you're older


Lonelier even than you are now....
And you'll be pissing your pants in an old peoples home instead of on your own carpet at home.
Old 08 June 2005, 02:19 PM
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Not YOU, spamhead
Old 08 June 2005, 02:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Karl 227
I haven't got any swapsies I'm afraid, two kids and a dog and I'm keeping them.
I'd take your wife karl.




















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