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Old 08 June 2005, 02:20 PM
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Originally Posted by TelBoy
You'll be lonely when you're older


Lonelier even than you are now....
And you'll have loads of money.

And you'll not have had a heart attack at 60.

Your cats wont want you dead so they can get the inheritance either
Old 08 June 2005, 02:22 PM
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Is this till here?
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Originally Posted by TelBoy
Not YOU, spamhead
I wasn't talking to you, whelkdick
Old 08 June 2005, 02:24 PM
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She's already been, several times.
Old 08 June 2005, 02:24 PM
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That's alright then, limpwrister
Old 08 June 2005, 02:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Scooby-Doo
As for the shooting comments make sure you get it right, my cat was shot last year with an air rifle and I have recently discovered who was responsible...............................
Old 08 June 2005, 02:25 PM
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Originally Posted by OllyK
Is this till here?
That registered.
Old 08 June 2005, 02:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Karl 227
That registered.
Doh!!
Old 08 June 2005, 02:37 PM
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as i have 2 cats and 2 children, youngest is 8 weeks now.

get a ultrasonic cat scarer near every main entrance to your house. if you need to have doors and windows open get a net for the cot, it has to be tight fitting.

if the cat comes into the house squirt it with a water pistol, after a couple of hits it will not come back anymore and will not harm it apart from making it lick itself dry for a while.
Old 08 June 2005, 02:44 PM
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Originally Posted by pbee
as i have 2 cats and 2 children, youngest is 8 weeks now.

get a ultrasonic cat scarer near every main entrance to your house. if you need to have doors and windows open get a net for the cot, it has to be tight fitting.

if the cat comes into the house squirt it with a water pistol, after a couple of hits it will not come back anymore and will not harm it apart from making it lick itself dry for a while.
And when kitty smothers little johnny you can see pbee for the warranty claim details.

As I stated before you only have two options - it's up to you which one you take !

NEXT
Old 08 June 2005, 02:48 PM
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PARDON?


Old 08 June 2005, 02:53 PM
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have you trumped Tel?
Old 08 June 2005, 02:56 PM
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No, it was clubs and i've only got spades left
Old 08 June 2005, 02:56 PM
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I like the bit about licking itself dry, contortionists make the ideal wives <nods>




Or is it cartoonists ?
Old 08 June 2005, 02:57 PM
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He's bluffing.
Old 08 June 2005, 03:00 PM
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I still think he has a queen tucked away
Old 08 June 2005, 03:02 PM
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That's why he keeps shifting around in his seat.
Old 08 June 2005, 03:20 PM
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Originally Posted by mad_dr
Keep the baby in a bath. Cats hate water. Problem solved.

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