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Old 26 June 2005, 11:58 AM
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Laying the gauntlet down then Pete? Let's see whether your amazing intuition can beat my mum in her P-reg Fiesta. I have a feeling she'd thrape the **** off ya, you still being on original brake pads at 60k and all. All this pontificating pants from the man with such mechanical empathy he overfilled his own gearbox through the gearbox dip hole, guffaw.
Old 26 June 2005, 01:17 PM
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why the hell does this guy actually own an impreza?
Old 26 June 2005, 01:21 PM
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Originally Posted by scoobywentbang
from the man with such mechanical empathy he overfilled his own gearbox through the gearbox dip hole, guffaw.
Which he'd previously run out of oil because he never checked it.
Old 26 June 2005, 02:58 PM
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Anyway, fabulous weather isn't it? And the Tennis yesterday was absolutely spiffing.............
Old 26 June 2005, 03:08 PM
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Originally Posted by NotoriousREV
Which he'd previously run out of oil because he never checked it.
I didn't even know there was a dipstick there!!!

I've had slaves to look after my Scooby for 5 years

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Old 26 June 2005, 03:10 PM
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Originally Posted by peachy wrx
why the hell does this guy actually own an impreza?
I own one so I can come on here and see what the current 'Scare of the Month' is

Whats the next myth to appear from some B.O. smelling corner of a Real Ale pub then?? The wheels of the MY96-99 have been discovered to be porous, maybe??

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Old 26 June 2005, 03:18 PM
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Well I made a fool of a guy in a 535 this morning on the A43 in my 125bhp Saxo. BHP means squat when you have to crawl round the roundabouts. Yes he was annihilating me when he had time to recover on the straights but that means nothing to me. He looked far more upset when he was at the roundabouts a few car lengths in front of me and was coming off them behind me

I think I know what Pete was trying to say, that modern cars cosset you and make you think you're a good driver, whereas to get any performance out of an older car, you have to DRIVE it.
Old 26 June 2005, 03:35 PM
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Well put Jap2Scrap!!

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Old 26 June 2005, 05:37 PM
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Originally Posted by pslewis
It's called pre-emptive driving ............ you wouldn't understand it because you clearly drive like a complete dork!! Derrrrrrr, one pedal is ON and this pedal is OFF, Derrrrrrr.

Illustrates my point beautifully, the art of driving has been lost.

Give me a 50BHP car from the 1970's and I could thrash the living daylights out of you kiddies with your 400BHP, Cocklink lit, Bass sound filled cabins ....................... you would be so tied up in your own vanity that I would slide past effortlessly on my cross-ply tyres!

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Eh? I think we'd all be past you when, instead of braking, you just lift off half a mile from the corner "to save your brake pads". WTF?

(ps well done, you got me!)
Old 26 June 2005, 08:24 PM
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Originally Posted by pslewis

I have had a hesitation at 2500-3000 RPM on mine since the day I drove it away from the forecourt with 12 miles on it ................ now sitting at close to 60,000 miles with the same MAF Sensor and brake pads ..

Pete
Funny I had that hesitation on my standard 99 UK Turbowagon.
I cured it though.
Well to be honest, Shell Optimax cured it.
And tune a modern car by ear?
Would you design a Nuclear Power Station by sliderule?
Power of the chip.
You know it makes sense.
Old 26 June 2005, 09:11 PM
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I stuck to the rear bumper of a Saxo VTS tonight in my non-turbo automatic Forester through the twisties. Does that make me a good driver? I still have a Knocklink in the (UK spec) WRX, though
Old 26 June 2005, 09:16 PM
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iv'e had 2 saxo vts's and a classic mini cooper all of which i loved......but you dont need a cocklink in cars like that because a new engine is about the same price as a packet of crisps!
Old 26 June 2005, 09:19 PM
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So this isn't driving then, pete? (closed road, etc.):

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Please note this is for PSLewis to comment on only, and will be removed tomorrow... Thanks.
Old 26 June 2005, 10:01 PM
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That looks like a public road and with SLOW signs on the tarmac - driving like a **** would be a more apt description

Anyway, its a frigging PINK car .... sorry, couldn't take THAT seriously

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Old 27 June 2005, 06:47 PM
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lol, it's kinda speeded up; even my highly un-modified scoob won't do 180mph. And I wouldn't be driving like that in those conditions - I'm that not scooby c@ck rider idiot...


(ooops, resurected a pslewis waste of time thread - sorry everyone!)
Old 28 June 2005, 12:32 AM
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To be fair, I reckon most drivers need computer controlled aids to drive their cars for them as they have no desire or ability to deal with under/oversteer etc, whether it be deliberate or accidental.

I often point out to my mk4 Golf GTi driving friend as he understeers his way through another mildly damp kink in the road with his stupid little light flashing away on the dashboard, my traction control system is attached to the bottom of my right leg and it's called a 'foot'.

I say let the inept have their EBD, TCS, ESP ETC... It keeps them out of the way of us 'real drivers'!

As for the oily bits, progress may have robbed us of a bit of 'soul', but I reckon it's worth it; Did anyone see the Accord beat the DB5 and E Type on Top Gear last night???

ps. Pete, if you hate gadgets so much, why did you buy a 4wd, turbo charged car, presumably with electric windows, ABS, PAS, A/C etc. etc?
Old 28 June 2005, 05:25 AM
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Originally Posted by pslewis
It seems to me, with all the reliance upon electronics these days in cars that the art of driving has been lost .......
Sounds like someone needs a bicycle
Old 28 June 2005, 08:32 AM
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Originally Posted by ru'
lol, it's kinda speeded up
Noooooooooooooooo, REALLY?????

Pete
Old 28 June 2005, 08:33 AM
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Originally Posted by Big Guy
ps. Pete, if you hate gadgets so much, why did you buy a 4wd, turbo charged car, presumably with electric windows, ABS, PAS, A/C etc. etc?
Because I wanted an Impreza ............ and ............ guess what?? It came with those things - NO OPTION!!

Pete
Old 28 June 2005, 09:49 AM
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Should we not change this to the reason we all drive Imprezas rather than Evo's?
Old 28 June 2005, 10:33 PM
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[QUOTE=pslewis]Because I wanted an Impreza ............ and ............ guess what?? It came with those things - NO OPTION!!

Pete

But there was an option - buy a car without any of the gadgets. Surely even the fact that an Impreza has 4wd means it has a gadget that corrupts the driving experience for a purist like your good self?

I've been giving this some thought as you clearly need a vehicle to show off your talents in and I think I've cracked it - you need a Morris Minor; No electric nannying, tiny engine and honest, no nonsense mechanicals. Rear drive as well, so it must be a proper driver's car. Apparently, we would still be left eating your dust though???

Alternatively, we could see if Subaru could make a 'woody' version of the Impreza wagon and call it a Traveller - Best of both worlds in your opinion, I bet!

Cheers..........
Old 28 June 2005, 10:37 PM
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Old 29 June 2005, 11:02 AM
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Pete,
i would prefer my 3 year old boy to run out in front of an 18yr old kid driving a scooby, then a senile duffer in a morris minor!!!

get my drift?? (or non-drift, due to electronics)


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