Advice on a Personal Situation Needed
11 July 2005, 11:16 AM
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Originally Posted by Saxo Boy
Ok, lets cut through the storys to the facts: We have a beaver. We have spunk. What we need to know to put your fears to rest is how close exhibit 1 was to exhibit 2 
If your soldiers were on the outside of her panties near the pubic bone you have no worries. If they were soaking through her panties near the gash you probably have no worries but a particularly crazy soldier may run the course. If you fired one off all over the gash then you could be f*cked. In all I'd say chances are you ain't going to be a dad
If your soldiers were on the outside of her panties near the pubic bone you have no worries. If they were soaking through her panties near the gash you probably have no worries but a particularly crazy soldier may run the course. If you fired one off all over the gash then you could be f*cked. In all I'd say chances are you ain't going to be a dad 
11 July 2005, 11:37 AM
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Originally Posted by Tiggs
"Baker Team...come in Baker team"
"sir, this is Baker Team.......i cant, she has panties on"
"sir, this is Baker Team.......i cant, she has panties on"
maybe the panties were on because she drew first blood?
11 July 2005, 11:46 AM
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Originally Posted by Saxo Boy
Ok, lets cut through the storys to the facts: We have a beaver. We have spunk. What we need to know to put your fears to rest is how close exhibit 1 was to exhibit 2 If your soldiers were on the outside of her panties near the pubic bone you have no worries. If they were soaking through her panties near the gash you probably have no worries but a particularly crazy soldier may run the course. If you fired one off all over the gash then you could be f*cked. In all I'd say chances are you ain't going to be a dad
If your soldiers were on the outside of her panties near the pubic bone you have no worries. If they were soaking through her panties near the gash you probably have no worries but a particularly crazy soldier may run the course. If you fired one off all over the gash then you could be f*cked. In all I'd say chances are you ain't going to be a dad 
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11 July 2005, 12:40 PM
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a few if's and but's in the replies...
I'd say from what you've said, it's very very very unlikly that you'll be pushing a pram... in other words you won't be! It generally takes a bit more effort and in the right place for that...
Don't forget guys on here, scoobynet is used by evryone, people who like Scoobs and all, and some of these aren't 20+ 30+ and so on as alot of us on here are... And although it may seem a odd question if you've got kids or been trying for a while, but it's not such a daft question if you just getting to grips with all that stuff... so a fair question i'd say...!
Rest easy Bud and go for the full protection suit next time!
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I'd say from what you've said, it's very very very unlikly that you'll be pushing a pram... in other words you won't be! It generally takes a bit more effort and in the right place for that...
Don't forget guys on here, scoobynet is used by evryone, people who like Scoobs and all, and some of these aren't 20+ 30+ and so on as alot of us on here are... And although it may seem a odd question if you've got kids or been trying for a while, but it's not such a daft question if you just getting to grips with all that stuff... so a fair question i'd say...!
Rest easy Bud and go for the full protection suit next time!
Dazza
For those who are old enough... a certain woody allen film springs to mind
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11 July 2005, 01:03 PM
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Originally Posted by imlach
I seem to recall the little baby Jesus was conceived with even less "pre-***"....I'd be worried given this precedent....
(Apologies to any devout Catholics ... )
11 July 2005, 01:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Dazza's-STi
a few if's and but's in the replies...
I'd say from what you've said, it's very very very unlikly that you'll be pushing a pram... in other words you won't be! It generally takes a bit more effort and in the right place for that...
Don't forget guys on here, scoobynet is used by evryone, people who like Scoobs and all, and some of these aren't 20+ 30+ and so on as alot of us on here are... And although it may seem a odd question if you've got kids or been trying for a while, but it's not such a daft question if you just getting to grips with all that stuff... so a fair question i'd say...!
Rest easy Bud and go for the full protection suit next time!
Dazza
I'd say from what you've said, it's very very very unlikly that you'll be pushing a pram... in other words you won't be! It generally takes a bit more effort and in the right place for that...
Don't forget guys on here, scoobynet is used by evryone, people who like Scoobs and all, and some of these aren't 20+ 30+ and so on as alot of us on here are... And although it may seem a odd question if you've got kids or been trying for a while, but it's not such a daft question if you just getting to grips with all that stuff... so a fair question i'd say...!
Rest easy Bud and go for the full protection suit next time!
Dazza
Thankyou (so much) for taking the time to reply, it really was appreciated - especially given some of the other replies to this thread.
Clearly most on here know everything and have never been in a position where they have to ask for advice. I didn't realise being an expert on everything was one of the membership criteria for this site...
Granted, I should have expected some of the replies but it's not particularly helpful when you're worried sick about something to come on here and find that a request for advice has turned into a thread of personal attacks/pi$$ takes.
Maybe some of you will know how it feels one day.
Thanks to those who have posted sensible replies. We popped over to the pharmacy yesterday to see whether an emergency contraceptive pill was worth having but were advised that since there was a lack of direct contact, the risk was pretty much non-existent. I certainly don't want to repeat the last 48 hours again mind
Mods, you may as well close this now.
11 July 2005, 01:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Advice Needed
We popped over to the pharmacy yesterday to see whether an emergency contraceptive pill was worth having but were advised that since there was a lack of direct contact, the risk was pretty much non-existent. I certainly don't want to repeat the last 48 hours again mind
Mods, you may as well close this now.
' to the pharmacist.kenny, now I know what I am doing wrong, thanks
11 July 2005, 02:09 PM
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Advice needed
Rather than locking this thread, you should bookmark it. Then in a few years time re-read it and PYSL at why on earth you asked this question
You may not find it funny now, but (in my humble but infinate wisdom) - you will one day
Rather than locking this thread, you should bookmark it. Then in a few years time re-read it and PYSL at why on earth you asked this question
You may not find it funny now, but (in my humble but infinate wisdom) - you will one day
11 July 2005, 05:07 PM
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Seriously -
1 - There are phone numbers you can ring for sex advice - beleive me when I was much younger(I dont know how old you are or how much experience you have) I rang one, people on the other end answered ALL my questions. Mine were similar and I had entered her and she had forgotten her pill. I shat myself for days, but in that situation actually (as I didnt come either) actually the chances were slim - esp as she took the emergency pill - in your case I think you have nothing at all to worry about at all. Youd have to be the most potent and lucky/unlucky man alive to get her up the duff. Remember it takes some couples months and months of full on bonking to concieve!
1 - There are phone numbers you can ring for sex advice - beleive me when I was much younger(I dont know how old you are or how much experience you have) I rang one, people on the other end answered ALL my questions. Mine were similar and I had entered her and she had forgotten her pill. I shat myself for days, but in that situation actually (as I didnt come either) actually the chances were slim - esp as she took the emergency pill - in your case I think you have nothing at all to worry about at all. Youd have to be the most potent and lucky/unlucky man alive to get her up the duff. Remember it takes some couples months and months of full on bonking to concieve!
11 July 2005, 07:00 PM
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Mate,
First question to ask is what stage of her cycle was she on i.e period or not etc.
Negligible chance of pregnancy if on her period.
Second - did any sperm come into contact with her vagina or there abouts - if not - again negligible chance of pregnancy.
If your that worried - go to any pharmacy and get her to take the morning after pill - works up to 72 hours - but far more effective if taken earlier on.
There, problem solved
First question to ask is what stage of her cycle was she on i.e period or not etc.
Negligible chance of pregnancy if on her period.
Second - did any sperm come into contact with her vagina or there abouts - if not - again negligible chance of pregnancy.
If your that worried - go to any pharmacy and get her to take the morning after pill - works up to 72 hours - but far more effective if taken earlier on.
There, problem solved
11 July 2005, 11:56 PM
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Originally Posted by wakeboardar
while we are on the subject i went swimming last week with 5 girls do you think they could all be preg(s4it ive used my real name)
