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Old 12 July 2005, 07:48 AM
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Only on Scoobynet

Must close open mouth now and get back to work.

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Old 12 July 2005, 07:57 AM
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There are more suitable forums for posting questions such as these and I'm not surprised at some of the replies - I'm sure you didn't expect a Dear Dedrie reply from everyone either.

Heavy petting (now there's a term!) can cause pregnancy. However, if you didn't ejaculate it's probable that there was no considerable collection of live sperm present therefore lowering the odds of an accidental pregnancy.
Old 12 July 2005, 02:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Soulgirl
Heavy petting (now there's a term!) can cause pregnancy. However, if you didn't ejaculate "it's probable that there was no considerable collection of live sperm present" therefore lowering the odds of an accidental pregnancy.
Now thats the funniest thing on the whole "no pun intended" thread!
Foook me.. so young lad doing the grind with "no considerable collection of live sperm present" his nuts would have got up and walked if they could !!!!!! and as guys generall make buckets full of LIVE sperm " Everyday, a man produces about 50,000 sperm per minute." that is pretty much bo!!ox!



jeez did you do biology!

i can remeber doing the same when i was a young lad and litteraly my nuts ached so bad after I couldn't ride the bike home! PMSL at it now but jeez i felt like a primed hand grenade!

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Old 12 July 2005, 02:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Chip Sengravy
My soldiers beat the Pill
Thanks for that Chip: you've just f*cked up what little sex life I had left, what with owning a Scooby and that!!

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Old 12 July 2005, 02:32 PM
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You'll be ok mate, I'm just Uber-fertile thats all


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Old 12 July 2005, 02:49 PM
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So she said she was on the pill and didn't forget, eh? :suspicious: Super-soldiers my ****!

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Old 12 July 2005, 03:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Floyd
Super-soldiers my ****!

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Probably the easiest way to avoid getting pregnant !
Old 12 July 2005, 03:05 PM
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Its true , and not only that, when the immaculate conception happened her toes kept twitching....
I asked her if it was because I was so good....
she said no, " Ive still got me feckin tights on "!
Old 12 July 2005, 03:06 PM
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Originally Posted by MJW
Probably the easiest way to avoid getting pregnant !
PMSL but you've gotta watch the "run off" if you catch my drift!
Old 12 July 2005, 03:07 PM
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Funniest thing i have ever read!! Has made my day!!...

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Old 12 July 2005, 03:16 PM
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Originally Posted by miss*scoobygav555*
Funniest thing i have ever read!! Has made my day!!...

Carla..
Chip or me?!?!?

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Old 12 July 2005, 03:24 PM
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Originally Posted by New_scooby_04
Chip or me?!?!?

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The whole thread, I bet the guy wishes he never asked now!! bless!!..

Carla..
Old 12 July 2005, 04:09 PM
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Old 12 July 2005, 05:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Dazza's-STi
Now thats the funniest thing on the whole "no pun intended" thread!
Foook me.. so young lad doing the grind with "no considerable collection of live sperm present" his nuts would have got up and walked if they could !!!!!! and as guys generall make buckets full of LIVE sperm " Everyday, a man produces about 50,000 sperm per minute." that is pretty much bo!!ox!



jeez did you do biology!

i can remeber doing the same when i was a young lad and litteraly my nuts ached so bad after I couldn't ride the bike home! PMSL at it now but jeez i felt like a primed hand grenade!

Dazza
He didn't ejaculate so there wouldn't be lots present in his pants would there! I wasn't commenting on was was brewing down the vas ferens.

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Old 12 July 2005, 07:37 PM
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http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/showthread.php?t=440812
I think someone is testing one forum against the other on here........
Old 12 July 2005, 10:44 PM
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Oh, so why go to the bother of registering another username when he posted it elsewhere under his real username?
Old 12 July 2005, 10:47 PM
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Don't ask me..... just pointing out that its virtually word for word... who am I to know how the psyche of a Muppet works ?
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Old 12 July 2005, 11:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Soulgirl
Oh, so why go to the bother of registering another username when he posted it elsewhere under his real username?
Oh get real that was a pi$$ take - quite good I thought.....
Old 12 July 2005, 11:37 PM
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I am real and obviously too honest... no need to be belittle my honesty trait.
Old 13 July 2005, 12:24 AM
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so your saying If she leaves here knickers On she WONT get pregnant

dam somebody could have told me this 13 years ago ffs

then i wouldnt have 3 kids
Old 13 July 2005, 12:49 AM
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Originally Posted by Soulgirl
I am real and obviously too honest... no need to be belittle my honesty trait.
My apologies.... no belittling intended.

(in fact I think the whole thread may well be a wind-up!)

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