Greatest Subaru Impreza Turbo Owner EVER?
09 August 2005, 05:36 PM
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QUOTE ***** LEWIS
Originally Posted by pslewis
I reckon that's me!!
WHY??
I'll tell you why here we go again
1. I have just averaged 40.8 MPG!! YES!! it must be that COMMA Oil I have used?on the back of a low loader
2. My Brake Pads are still original after 61,000miles!!
and original brake fluid
3. My Engine runs fine and hasn't blown-up in 66months of ownership!so are many other's
4. My **** hole Sensor is STILL delivering correct values to the boyfriend after all this time!
5. I have used all kinds of petrol because i live next to a local garage and i can not take the time out to run my car to optimax
6. I don't need a CockLink to tell me my engine is pinking ... amazingly my ears actually work!!
you don't drive it hard enough to hear any problems if your getting 40.8mpg
7. I'm a mug for useing £15 for 5 litres of Oil that does poor into the oilfiller cap just the same as £30 oil
8. I have never had the 'benefit?' of some geek that has a very good understanding of the electrics and engine under the bonnet of a very complex engine with a Laptop and stupid looking Headphone Det Cans!!
9. Amazingly I get along just fine with changing gear at the correct time - WITHOUT lights!!! Yes, I know - I am a ****star!!! 
in an auto
10. After an Oil Change I just start the Engine, no tossy messing about with Crank Sensor Disconnects or Plug Removal ............... and ................ everything still works fine!!most peolple change the filter as well not just the oil
So?
Am I the Greatest fooking w4nker of all Time??
Pete 
WHY??
I'll tell you why here we go again
1. I have just averaged 40.8 MPG!! YES!! it must be that COMMA Oil I have used?on the back of a low loader
2. My Brake Pads are still original after 61,000miles!!
and original brake fluid3. My Engine runs fine and hasn't blown-up in 66months of ownership!so are many other's
4. My **** hole Sensor is STILL delivering correct values to the boyfriend after all this time!
5. I have used all kinds of petrol because i live next to a local garage and i can not take the time out to run my car to optimax
6. I don't need a CockLink to tell me my engine is pinking ... amazingly my ears actually work!!
you don't drive it hard enough to hear any problems if your getting 40.8mpg7. I'm a mug for useing £15 for 5 litres of Oil that does poor into the oilfiller cap just the same as £30 oil
8. I have never had the 'benefit?' of some geek that has a very good understanding of the electrics and engine under the bonnet of a very complex engine with a Laptop and stupid looking Headphone Det Cans!!
9. Amazingly I get along just fine with changing gear at the correct time - WITHOUT lights!!!
Yes, I know - I am a ****star!!! in an auto10. After an Oil Change I just start the Engine, no tossy messing about with Crank Sensor Disconnects or Plug Removal ............... and ................ everything still works fine!!
most peolple change the filter as well not just the oil So?
Am I the Greatest fooking w4nker of all Time??
Pete
09 August 2005, 06:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Scooby.Newbie
Ahhhhhhhhh, that explains why im happy to have strange 12 year old kids use the spoiler on my STi as a picnic bench outside of the local McDonalds then, seeing as its a company car
If I 'owned' it, I probably would have kicked him.
If I 'owned' it, I probably would have kicked him.
http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/showthread.php?t=446716
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09 August 2005, 10:09 PM
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I was just looking for the agreement that I am, without much of a shadow of a doubt, the greatest Subaru Impreza Owner/Driver that ever breathed the sweet air of Subaru Ownership
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09 August 2005, 10:16 PM
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Originally Posted by JohnD
How in Gods name can you get 40mpg from an Impreza turbo? Driving home from Yorkshire down the A1 I tried to stay out of boost (very difficult and the concentration needed wore me out!) and kept my speed "reasonable" and the best I got was just over 28mpg!
There is no way you could have gone above 2.5k rpm! and certainly no boost!
JohnD
There is no way you could have gone above 2.5k rpm! and certainly no boost!
JohnD
10 August 2005, 12:11 AM
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Pete, congrats....on what I'm not sure mind you
What on earth do you do with your bodily wastes as you're clearly too tight to part with anything
p.s. 60 months ownership of an import - no failures but 20mpg and lots of brake overhauls
What on earth do you do with your bodily wastes as you're clearly too tight to part with anything
p.s. 60 months ownership of an import - no failures but 20mpg and lots of brake overhauls
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10 August 2005, 10:47 AM
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Pete, congrats....on what I'm not sure mind you
What on earth do you do with your bodily wastes as you're clearly too tight to part with anything
What on earth do you do with your bodily wastes as you're clearly too tight to part with anything
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10 August 2005, 11:47 AM
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Originally Posted by JohnD
That's it! That's pete's secret to the amazing mpg - Re-cycled Poo! Poke it into the tank with a stick, pour in a drop of bleach to get it really gooey and the resulting fumes give incredible economy! If you get a bit of det. a couple of good f*rts in to the tank are as good as a bottle of NF!! (put the filler cap back on quick to stop them escaping.) A good curry the night before is worth at least 20bhp?
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10 August 2005, 12:07 PM
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Ive enjoyed reading this thread!
Pete you sound like a complete tit!
People buy Impreza's to enjoy them, not to nit pick on little things!
If you want to drive under 2.5k all the time, that's up to you.!
But don't have a go at people who actually drive these awosome cars!!!
Pete you sound like a complete tit!
People buy Impreza's to enjoy them, not to nit pick on little things!
If you want to drive under 2.5k all the time, that's up to you.!
But don't have a go at people who actually drive these awosome cars!!!
10 August 2005, 12:36 PM
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Well done on your stolid approach to driving Pete.
It is a shame though, that although you have acheived many great things, your car will have suffered the same depriciation as those driven hard with numerous changes of brake pads, tyres, oils etc.
It is a shame though, that although you have acheived many great things, your car will have suffered the same depriciation as those driven hard with numerous changes of brake pads, tyres, oils etc.
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Originally Posted by Rioja
Well done on your stolid approach to driving Pete.
It is a shame though, that although you have acheived many great things, your car will have suffered the same depriciation as those driven hard with numerous changes of brake pads, tyres, oils etc.
It is a shame though, that although you have acheived many great things, your car will have suffered the same depriciation as those driven hard with numerous changes of brake pads, tyres, oils etc.
10 August 2005, 04:26 PM
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4. My NAF MAF Sensor is STILL delivery correct values to the ECU after all this time!
How do you know? How did you measure it?
MPG goes up just before they go pop.
I'll get my popcorn.
How do you know? How did you measure it?
MPG goes up just before they go pop.
I'll get my popcorn.
10 August 2005, 04:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Eprom
4. My NAF MAF Sensor is STILL delivery correct values to the ECU after all this time!
How do you know? How did you measure it?
MPG goes up just before they go pop.
I'll get my popcorn.
How do you know? How did you measure it?
MPG goes up just before they go pop.
I'll get my popcorn.
10 August 2005, 08:49 PM
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Originally Posted by pslewis
I reckon that's me!!
WHY??
I'll tell you why ................
1. I have just averaged 40.8 MPG!! YES!! it must be that COMMA Oil I have used?
2. My Brake Pads are still original after 61,000miles!!
3. My Engine runs fine and hasn't blown-up in 66months of ownership!
4. My NAF MAF Sensor is STILL delivery correct values to the ECU after all this time!
5. I have used all kinds of petrol without Re-Maps or ECU changes!!
6. I don't need a CockLink to tell me my engine is pinking ... amazingly my ears actually work!!
7. I use £15 for 5 litres of Oil that does the job as well as mugs paying £30++!!
8. I have never had the 'benefit?' of some geek with a Laptop and stupid looking Headphone Det Cans!!
9. Amazingly I get along just fine with changing gear at the correct time - WITHOUT lights!!! Yes, I know - I am a superstar!!!
10. After an Oil Change I just start the Engine, no tossy messing about with Crank Sensor Disconnects or Plug Removal ............... and ................ everything still works fine!!
So?
Am I the Greatest of all Time??
Pete
WHY??
I'll tell you why ................
1. I have just averaged 40.8 MPG!! YES!! it must be that COMMA Oil I have used?
2. My Brake Pads are still original after 61,000miles!!
3. My Engine runs fine and hasn't blown-up in 66months of ownership!
4. My NAF MAF Sensor is STILL delivery correct values to the ECU after all this time!
5. I have used all kinds of petrol without Re-Maps or ECU changes!!
6. I don't need a CockLink to tell me my engine is pinking ... amazingly my ears actually work!!
7. I use £15 for 5 litres of Oil that does the job as well as mugs paying £30++!!
8. I have never had the 'benefit?' of some geek with a Laptop and stupid looking Headphone Det Cans!!
9. Amazingly I get along just fine with changing gear at the correct time - WITHOUT lights!!!
Yes, I know - I am a superstar!!! 10. After an Oil Change I just start the Engine, no tossy messing about with Crank Sensor Disconnects or Plug Removal ............... and ................ everything still works fine!!
So?
Am I the Greatest of all Time??
Pete
I reckon you are Pete
10 August 2005, 09:56 PM
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Originally Posted by pauld37
I reckon you are Pete
Could you please write to Subaru UK and tell them how great I am?? Tell them that I deserve a new STi as a thank-you
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10 August 2005, 10:21 PM
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Originally Posted by pslewis
Well thank you, kind Sir!!
Could you please write to Subaru UK and tell them how great I am?? Tell them that I deserve a new STi as a thank-you
Pete
Could you please write to Subaru UK and tell them how great I am?? Tell them that I deserve a new STi as a thank-you
Pete
Dear Mr Subaru,
Please could you arrange for Mr PSLewis, the greatest Subaru driver of all time, to be given a new Sexually Transmitted Infection.
There you go Pete, I'm sure lots of BB members feel you deserve it as well - not quite sure what you're going to do with it now though
11 August 2005, 06:57 AM
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Originally Posted by pslewis
Well thank you, kind Sir!!
Could you please write to Subaru UK and tell them how great I am?? Tell them that I deserve a new STi as a thank-you
Pete
Could you please write to Subaru UK and tell them how great I am?? Tell them that I deserve a new STi as a thank-you
Pete
Consider it done sir
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