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Old 19 August 2005, 03:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Markus
Maybe he's hoping that she'll give him a BJ and he'll release it all in one go and choke the bitch.
Keep up Markus - that's the Angry Dragon quote

Tweaky's thread page 4 or 5 (I Think).
Old 19 August 2005, 03:51 PM
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Originally Posted by ajm
"the key to it is that he orgasms without ejaculating by witholding his semen and, apparently, hasn't ejaculated in months!"
Maybe someone else is emptying Vicki's man ?
Old 19 August 2005, 04:05 PM
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Originally Posted by davegtt
LOL... only on scoobynet....

Moses, I dont think we need to know that you use your own sex wee as lubrication

lol it wasnt wee or r u being carcastic
Old 19 August 2005, 04:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Silver Scooby Sport
If you never ejaculated for months during sex you would end up with a considerable build up of pressure and in the words of a famous actor.....

You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off !!

lol true, its silly cumming is the best part after a good **** when u blow up like a volcano inside a special cave
Old 19 August 2005, 04:15 PM
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tantric can make you ill......

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/3072021.stm
Old 19 August 2005, 04:15 PM
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Moses, could you go into a bit more detail please, I dont quite understand
Old 19 August 2005, 04:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Chip Sengravy
Moses, could you go into a bit more detail please, I dont quite understand

come on that cant be true
Old 19 August 2005, 04:17 PM
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I think theres a point where you can come across as crude as anything else Moses....
Old 19 August 2005, 04:19 PM
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1) I'm not going to read the Tweaky thread, I've read some of it, and after, ooh, probably the second page it's a waste of space, plus I'm not convinced of it's authenticity anyway.

2) Forgive me for not being oh-so enlightened. I happen to have heard mention of the Angry Dragon previously, but was not aware the method involved causing the recipient to choke, rather they'd look Angry and a tad messy.
Old 19 August 2005, 04:27 PM
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Originally Posted by davegtt
I think theres a point where you can come across as crude as anything else Moses....

no problem it is tantric though trust me
Old 19 August 2005, 04:37 PM
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Originally Posted by moses
when u blow up like a volcano inside a special cave
AFPMSL

Hi Moses bros Hows things?

Matt
Old 19 August 2005, 04:51 PM
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Originally Posted by TelBoy
Well basically it IS true! Yes i had a relationship based on this about 10 years ago, maybe slightly longer. Her idea, not mine. It's ok if it's what you want, like all thses things. Too spiritual for my liking, but not an unpleasant experience by any means.
LOL - ditto. Mad Australian girl in my case. All that Kudalini bollox did my head in, but I went along with it all for the sex.

R.

Just found this: http://www.kundalini-tantra.com/ oh, the memories LOL
Old 19 August 2005, 04:55 PM
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Originally Posted by unclebuck
LOL - ditto. Mad Australian girl in my case. All that Kudalini bollox did my head in, but I went along with it all for the sex.

R.

Just found this: http://www.kundalini-tantra.com/ oh, the memories LOL
Did you blame Tony Blair for not being allowed to shoot your load?
Old 19 August 2005, 04:56 PM
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Originally Posted by eClaire
LOL Sti-04!! Charming!!

I think he was speaking for the majority there as well

Chip
Old 19 August 2005, 04:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Patt@firstime
Did you blame Tony Blair for not being allowed to shoot your load?
It was in an age of innocense, before the blight of 'Blair'.
Old 19 August 2005, 05:00 PM
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Originally Posted by unclebuck
It was in an age of innocense, before the blight of 'Blair'.
I'm sure he had something to do with it though

Matt
Old 19 August 2005, 05:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Patt@firstime
I'm sure he had something to do with it though

Matt
Actually if you were to think of Cherie during sex I'm sure that would be as effective as any tantric technique at preventing ejaculation.

Old 19 August 2005, 05:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Patt@firstime
AFPMSL

Hi Moses bros Hows things?

Matt
lol how r u matt my dear sexy brother lol pompei and vesusvias comes to mind mate

u have a blessed weekend bros

im aff as well the morra and i shall enjoy God willing
Old 19 August 2005, 06:54 PM
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was boasting that she and her boyfriend practice tantric sex and that he can last indefinitely in the sack
Lots of guys can last indefinitely anyway so why would you need some weirdo technique? I can go as fast/slow deep/shallow as I want for a long as I want - its all about control and you don't need to think of maggy thatcher naked on a cold day either, just 'cancel' the feeling of orgasm in your head. For me the first thing to give out is always my physical condition (i.e I'm tired sh@gging) or my interest level (i.e. I'm bored sh@gging). Admitedly I can seldom be bothered going again despite a naturally quick recover cycle. As sti-04 put it, its bed time so cut the f*cking pillow chat
Old 19 August 2005, 07:07 PM
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SB, dont you lie there worrying that you only produced 6.7 ML of semen when it should be nearer 10, then start a twenty page thread about it ?

Is there such a thing as Wanktric sex for us married fellas, its been a week or two, mainly because we have been sharing a caravan with my parents, not good for the romantic side of life !
Old 19 August 2005, 08:33 PM
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SB, dont you lie there worrying that you only produced 6.7 ML of semen when it should be nearer 10, then start a twenty page thread about it ?
No, but I'm planning a thread about the odd individuals on here that can't stop having a go about x,y,z and those that still think its funny to mention fuel surge 3 years on

My army are just fine
Old 19 August 2005, 08:37 PM
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Fuel surge
Old 19 August 2005, 09:19 PM
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Fuel Surge ?, I was kind of thinking of your S2000 headaches.

And try not to see it as having a go, there are plenty of others on here who do that !
Old 19 August 2005, 09:28 PM
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But we keep going over this: There was a problem; I found the solution; I applied the solution; there is no longer a problem; I love the car; I probably get sexual excited more than I should washing it; I'm happy; you're happy; scoobynet is happy.

Whats the beef?
Old 19 August 2005, 10:35 PM
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No Beef SB, I wont mention it again.

Now, will go and try and talk the missus into something she may regret......
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Just make sure you use KY if its her first time
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Didnt work, aqpparently the Indian meal rendered her to full to participate, mental note to note feed her when I need to take care of business, or have the Indian afterwards but the logistics of getting the kids to f*ck of to bed and coordinating the curry delivery are complex. She said she fancied one this morning, pity really as the kids were in the room right below watching Spongebob at full blast whilst shouting.

Dont have any kids.....
Old 20 August 2005, 11:31 AM
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Originally Posted by ajm
Ok, here's a weird one for Friday...

(Prudes may want to try a different thread... you have been warned!)



One of my colleagues has just reported overhearing a discussion between a few members of our secretarial pool (the gossip club ). Apparently one young lady, who looks a bit like Vicky Pollard, was boasting that she and her boyfriend practice tantric sex and that he can last indefinitely in the sack!

If the mental image of Vicky and her chav 'at it' wasn't enough to make me wish you can "un-hear" things he continued "the key to it is that he orgasms without ejaculating by witholding his semen and, apparently, hasn't ejaculated in months!"

Now initially I put this down to either her reading too much "Heat" magazine, or her boyfriend finding her so ugly he can't finish the job... but a curious google search reveals there may be something in it (although in no way verifying her gruesome account).

So Scoobynet... true or rubbish? Discuss!
She's seen "American Pie 2" one too many times....No man would have it with a woman and not ejaculate. That's the entire purpose of getting randy, isn't it?




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