British chavscum rant
31 August 2005, 08:55 AM
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Originally Posted by TelBoy
I could afford a Ferrari. I choose not to. I love sweeping generalisations. 
Carry on...
Carry on...
Sweeping generalisations characterise this entire thread not to say the board anyway. Where would we be without them?
31 August 2005, 09:00 AM
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Originally Posted by ProductPlacement
Are you a chav checklist?
1.Impreza with gold wheels
2. Does it have 'gay' pink badges on it? Doubly chav if isn't actually a real STi
3.Do you or have you ever visited an out of town center such as 'Bluewater'?
4. Do you own a football/rugby shirt and wear it other than to matches?
5. Any car brand related clothing?
6. Live on an estate of any kind?
7. Eat at fast food places other than your local chip shop?
8. Drink Stella?
9. Read papers printed by News International? (not sure who NI are-you're a chav)
10. Have Sky TV?
1.Impreza with gold wheels
2. Does it have 'gay' pink badges on it? Doubly chav if isn't actually a real STi
3.Do you or have you ever visited an out of town center such as 'Bluewater'?
4. Do you own a football/rugby shirt and wear it other than to matches?
5. Any car brand related clothing?
6. Live on an estate of any kind?
7. Eat at fast food places other than your local chip shop?
8. Drink Stella?
9. Read papers printed by News International? (not sure who NI are-you're a chav)
10. Have Sky TV?
1. No
2. No
3. No
4. Not a real one, no
5. No, Ducati yes
6. No
7. Yes, my kids like the toys
8. No
9. No
10. No
PS: I can't afford a Ferrari but if I could I'd have a DB9
So, am I a chav?
31 August 2005, 09:31 AM
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Karl is a chav (should have said any VEHICLE related clothing). Any more for any more?
BTW tel the fact you say you can afford a ferrari is irrelevant (assuming we believe you) to any outside observer if you're driving an Impreza you ARE a chav. As we are talking stereotypes here it works both ways.
BTW tel the fact you say you can afford a ferrari is irrelevant (assuming we believe you) to any outside observer if you're driving an Impreza you ARE a chav. As we are talking stereotypes here it works both ways.
31 August 2005, 09:35 AM
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You're hung up on this belief thing, aren't you, lol? To me, a Ferrari is a symbol of tackiness unless the driver really is talented, and in most cases, isn't. Similar case of perception you see. What do YOU drive then - a Legacy? The poor man's Audi you mean? 
31 August 2005, 09:48 AM
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I don't drive anything I'm a biker and (hopefully) like Karl here own a Ducati. As for 'belief' that's what this whole thread is about. The belief of some people here that they are better or different from those they call chavs. In fact they're worse because they cannot accept the truth of the way the world at large perceives them.
31 August 2005, 09:57 AM
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I couldn't give a **** how i'm perceived, i own a Scoob for what i consider to be the "right" reasons. There are some of us left!! To me, chavness is defined more by scummy behaviour rather than a list of activities/material possessions which you might personally be able to say you don't do/have. Binge drinking, irresponsible driving, persistent junk food eating, unnecessary benefits claiming, "gang" culture and a whole host of similar low-level undertakings are a more pertinent indication than merely the colour of a set of wheels, in my opinion...
31 August 2005, 09:59 AM
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LOL, I must seek out some Burberry clothing, should look good when I'm standing next to my "blingin" stickered up old Golf at the ring this afternoon. "Yo, wassup Sabine, nice Beemer, like da stickas, yo ho"
31 August 2005, 10:01 AM
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Originally Posted by TelBoy
I couldn't give a **** how i'm perceived, i own a Scoob for what i consider to be the "right" reasons. There are some of us left!! To me, chavness is defined more by scummy behaviour rather than a list of activities/material possessions which you might personally be able to say you don't do/have. Binge drinking, irresponsible driving, persistent junk food eating, unnecessary benefits claiming, "gang" culture and a whole host of similar low-level undertakings are a more pertinent indication than merely the colour of a set of wheels, in my opinion...
Talk of forming vigilante gangs and single sentence rants like 'I hate fooking chavs innit' clearly fits into the chav mould, making those that say such things stinking pikey scum themselves. Thus my comments.
31 August 2005, 10:02 AM
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PP surely placing yourself in a forum of people you believe to be chavs you're amongst people you don't hold in favour, seems pointless to me. If you don't like a group of people why mix with them? Maybe you should pop down your local council estate shops late at night and blend with the real chavs in society and realise your mistake.
Fair play for other SN members not rising to the bait, you are either a fool or a wind up merchant.
Fair play for other SN members not rising to the bait, you are either a fool or a wind up merchant.
31 August 2005, 10:09 AM
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Originally Posted by ProductPlacement
I'm sure in the same way the Kappa/Burberry/Hoodie wearing but law abiding and respectful youngster feels similarly agrieved when people pigeonhole them as chavs. However they do, just like you in your Impreza.
31 August 2005, 10:17 AM
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Originally Posted by TelBoy
So you've gone from saying that Imprezas ARE chav to saying they're perceived as chav?
31 August 2005, 10:20 AM
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Yep, we've got "stinking" now. Tsk, ah well, it was marginally better than w**king while it lasted.
Oh, and add animal cruelty and theft to the real chav hitlist....
Oh, and add animal cruelty and theft to the real chav hitlist....
31 August 2005, 10:21 AM
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Originally Posted by lightning101
Rallying is for chavs then 
"Flat over crest, into hairpin left and brake to a standstill. Get out, remove helmets and don hoods. Wait for next car to arrive, and force them to stop by walking round in the middle of the road with trousers at halfmast. Ask driver if they will go into the Spar nearby to get a bottle of Diamond White and a packet of faaaaags. Get angry when they drive off muttering "chavs" before getting back into car. Flat out, into sharp right, then left then enter via narrow gate the McDonalds car park."
31 August 2005, 10:22 AM
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As has been proven on many occasions, you can't polish a turd, and you can't make nobility look like chavs, no matter how you dress them or teach them to speak.
31 August 2005, 10:23 AM
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Originally Posted by Duck_Pond
"Flat over crest, into hairpin left and brake to a standstill. Get out, remove helmets and don hoods. Wait for next car to arrive, and force them to stop by walking round in the middle of the road with trousers at halfmast. Ask driver if they will go into the Spar nearby to get a bottle of Diamond White and a packet of faaaaags. Get angry when they drive off muttering "chavs" before getting back into car. Flat out, into sharp right, then left then enter via narrow gate the McDonalds car park."
31 August 2005, 10:24 AM
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Originally Posted by TelBoy
So you've gone from saying that Imprezas ARE chav to saying they're perceived as chav? Big difference. And yes, the perception is poor. Do i care? Bollocks do i, the car is for my pleasure, nothing more.
Imprezas are undoubtedly chav wagons now....thats not to say they are bad cars or do not have a true enthusiast folllowing, but out of every 10 scoobys I see, 9 are driven by badboy gold wearing bling bling hoodrat types, and 1/10 are driven by fat IT nerd type bloke.....
Go to your nearest inner city to see scooby heaven!
31 August 2005, 10:28 AM
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Oh trust me, i only have to go less than three miles on a Saturday night to see it in all its glory, but while i can run a de-badged wagon, with enough done to it to exceed my driving ability in some situations, i'm happy.
31 August 2005, 10:30 AM
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I'd love to have a scoob, but Im young, asian, and if I got a scooby I would look like the local mafia who roll around in sti's........so I have to stick to more respectable german cars!(yeh I know BMW's also have an image problem!)