Oh happy days but I need some advice
@ RB170
25 August 2005, 11:50 AM
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Originally Posted by RB170
Flop your **** out, look her in the eye and say "It's not going to suck itself"
Might work
Might work
Thanks and i now have coffee in/on my keyboard!
25 August 2005, 11:51 AM
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Originally Posted by Shonen
If you buy me flowers and chocolates then 2 months!
"Time for a new ID, Met this girl who loved cheese and chocolate on the Internet - Now my life is over....."
25 August 2005, 11:51 AM
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Cause you've you've got a nice head
And you look pretty honest
So me face'll be leavin' in a quarter of an hour--
I'd like you to be on it'
And you look pretty honest
So me face'll be leavin' in a quarter of an hour--
I'd like you to be on it'
Im crying. jesus thats funny
25 August 2005, 11:51 AM
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Tell her some of these
Yo momma's so fat she needs a VCR for a pager
Yo Momma so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs
Your mama's so fat that her belly button makes an echo
Yo momma's so fat her cerial bowl comes with a lifeguard
Yo momma so fat when she walks past window we lose four days of sun light
Yo momma's so fat she had to get baptised at sea world
Your momma's so fat when she fell over, she rocked herself to sleep tryin to get back up again
Your mammas so fat and stupid, when it was raining she used the freeway for a slip and slide
Yo momma's so fat that when the whales saw her they started singing "we are family"
Yo momma is so fat when she goes to a restaurant she has to be greased in and out of the boothes
Yo mamma's so fat she was attacked by japenese mlitary, they thought she was godzillas wife.
Yo mamma's so fat when she went on school feild trips the school had to raise fund to feed her.
Your momma's so fat she makes free ***** look like a goldfish
Yo mama is so fat when I layed back on her stomach i rolled twce and I was still in the middle
Yo momma's so fat she needs a VCR for a pager
Yo Momma so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs
Your mama's so fat that her belly button makes an echo
Yo momma's so fat her cerial bowl comes with a lifeguard
Yo momma so fat when she walks past window we lose four days of sun light
Yo momma's so fat she had to get baptised at sea world
Your momma's so fat when she fell over, she rocked herself to sleep tryin to get back up again
Your mammas so fat and stupid, when it was raining she used the freeway for a slip and slide
Yo momma's so fat that when the whales saw her they started singing "we are family"
Yo momma is so fat when she goes to a restaurant she has to be greased in and out of the boothes
Yo mamma's so fat she was attacked by japenese mlitary, they thought she was godzillas wife.
Yo mamma's so fat when she went on school feild trips the school had to raise fund to feed her.
Your momma's so fat she makes free ***** look like a goldfish
Yo mama is so fat when I layed back on her stomach i rolled twce and I was still in the middle
25 August 2005, 11:55 AM
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Originally Posted by Poor Guy
Im crying. jesus thats funny
http://www.kevinbloodywilson.com/
Legend
25 August 2005, 11:59 AM
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Yo Momma Jokes - You asked for it!!!
25 August 2005, 12:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Shonen
Go on.. we could be as famous as tweaky and the *** whipper!
.2 months 30 days 24 hours and 53 minutes to go
25 August 2005, 12:04 PM
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SJ Skyline
Kevin Bloody Wilson is on in Manchester in October, tickets are meant to be quite cheap bout £20 each for fourth row middle seats.
Got one of his CD's in my car, should ov seen the coppers face when he pulled up next to me the other day and I had the roof down with the song 'You can't say c*nt in canada'.
Kevin Bloody Wilson is on in Manchester in October, tickets are meant to be quite cheap bout £20 each for fourth row middle seats.
Got one of his CD's in my car, should ov seen the coppers face when he pulled up next to me the other day and I had the roof down with the song 'You can't say c*nt in canada'.
25 August 2005, 12:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Poor Guy
"stick that f****g fone up your f*****g ****!"
I'm going from memories of 20 odd years ago
Hey Santa Clause ...
25 August 2005, 12:12 PM
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Originally Posted by scoobybitch
'wheres me fecking bike'
The old ******* w@nker forgot me ******* bike...
I'm gonna punch rudolph in the nose...
25 August 2005, 12:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Shonen
You are playing hard to get now. You will have to think of something to maintain my interest for another 2 months, 30 days and 23 odd hours! I have a low boredom threashold you know.
.I'm not buying flowers or chocolates
All I need is pictures (The cheese is ready now) ...
25 August 2005, 12:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Shonen
Bloody hell, I offer myself to you on a plate after a 3 month wait and and all you can offer me is Cheapy crappy German scrag end rubbish AND I have to buy them myself!
Blooming cheapskate. You can stick your cheese and chocolates, I'm going to find somebody else to buy me choccies.
Blooming cheapskate. You can stick your cheese and chocolates, I'm going to find somebody else to buy me choccies.
bring the receipt for the choccies - we can go halfers
25 August 2005, 01:27 PM
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in the course of my internet browsing i may have stumbled across various 'dating' sites and one thing that amazes me is these so-called 'bbw' individuals who claim to be a 'bbw and proud of it...!'...would anyone else here be proud to be fat...?!
25 August 2005, 01:37 PM
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Originally Posted by brihoppy
in the course of my internet browsing i may have stumbled across various 'dating' sites and one thing that amazes me is these so-called 'bbw' individuals who claim to be a 'bbw and proud of it...!'...would anyone else here be proud to be fat...?!
That said - I'm Proud to be fat
