Oh happy days but I need some advice
25 August 2005, 02:02 PM
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Originally Posted by King RA
what does bbw stand for?
Can also be:
Big Black Woman
Beautiful Black Woman
But it's usually used for heffers.
25 August 2005, 02:03 PM
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25 August 2005, 02:04 PM
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Originally Posted by OllyK
Normally - Big Beautiful Woman
Can also be:
Big Black Woman
Beautiful Black Woman
But it's usually used for heffers.
Can also be:
Big Black Woman
Beautiful Black Woman
But it's usually used for heffers.
'BEWARE, big *****'
No wonder I haven't had may replies!
25 August 2005, 02:05 PM
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Originally Posted by King RA
Damn, ive been using it for years to describe myself on dating sites:
'BEWARE, big *****'
No wonder I haven't had may replies!
'BEWARE, big *****'
No wonder I haven't had may replies!
I'm sure there is an abbreviation for that as well 
25 August 2005, 04:03 PM
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Originally Posted by steffiraf
Fat bird -
http://hemma.kramnet.com/rolf.wallin/vacker49.jpg
BBW -
http://www.bbws.co.uk/images/tracy.jpg
See there is a difference!
http://hemma.kramnet.com/rolf.wallin/vacker49.jpg
BBW -
http://www.bbws.co.uk/images/tracy.jpg
See there is a difference!
25 August 2005, 04:15 PM
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Originally Posted by SJ_Skyline
Verse 1
Blown too much of me time buying dinner and wine
And me money on flowers and lollies
Only to find that what's on me mind
Isn't on hers and she's sorry
So I've made up some lines that save wastin' time
And keep me from blowin' me brass
I'm ever so cool I just prop on the stool
Right next to hers and I ask:
Chorus
'Do you **** on first dates?
Does your dad own a brewery?
Could I feel your ****?
Or would you show 'em to me?
Cause you've you've got a nice head
And you look pretty honest
So me face'll be leavin' in a quarter of an hour--
I'd like you to be on it'
Verse 2
You know how it feels when you first meet a sheila
And the bull**** you've gotta go through
Like callin' her up and tellin' her you love her
When all that you'd love is just to screw
But she wants to hold hands and you to meet her old man
And sit around for hours and talk
But me new method is, you just cut through the ****
And get down to the goodies straight off:
Chorus
'Do you **** on first dates?
Does your dad own a brewery?
Could I feel your ****?
Or would you show 'em to me?
Do you sleep in the nick?
Do you give head very often?
If we can decide, your place or mine
We can **** off then'
Verse 3
So the next time you see a good-lookin' sheila
And you'd give a week's pay just to hold her
Don't sit acting dumb, just front her full-on
And drop a few lines like I told you
This new method of mine might not work every time
But then again no method will
I've been spat at and slapped, and kneed in the knackers
But then I've got a few ****s as well
Chorus
'Do you **** on first dates?
Does your dad own a brewery?
Could I feel your ****?
Or would you show 'em to me?
If the answer is 'No'
To me questions above --
Then be a good sport and give me the name
Of a girlfriend who does!'
Blown too much of me time buying dinner and wine
And me money on flowers and lollies
Only to find that what's on me mind
Isn't on hers and she's sorry
So I've made up some lines that save wastin' time
And keep me from blowin' me brass
I'm ever so cool I just prop on the stool
Right next to hers and I ask:
Chorus
'Do you **** on first dates?
Does your dad own a brewery?
Could I feel your ****?
Or would you show 'em to me?
Cause you've you've got a nice head
And you look pretty honest
So me face'll be leavin' in a quarter of an hour--
I'd like you to be on it'
Verse 2
You know how it feels when you first meet a sheila
And the bull**** you've gotta go through
Like callin' her up and tellin' her you love her
When all that you'd love is just to screw
But she wants to hold hands and you to meet her old man
And sit around for hours and talk
But me new method is, you just cut through the ****
And get down to the goodies straight off:
Chorus
'Do you **** on first dates?
Does your dad own a brewery?
Could I feel your ****?
Or would you show 'em to me?
Do you sleep in the nick?
Do you give head very often?
If we can decide, your place or mine
We can **** off then'
Verse 3
So the next time you see a good-lookin' sheila
And you'd give a week's pay just to hold her
Don't sit acting dumb, just front her full-on
And drop a few lines like I told you
This new method of mine might not work every time
But then again no method will
I've been spat at and slapped, and kneed in the knackers
But then I've got a few ****s as well
Chorus
'Do you **** on first dates?
Does your dad own a brewery?
Could I feel your ****?
Or would you show 'em to me?
If the answer is 'No'
To me questions above --
Then be a good sport and give me the name
Of a girlfriend who does!'
25 August 2005, 04:44 PM
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Originally Posted by steffiraf
Am not entirely sure if you're taking the p*ss or not 
Or does GSOH mean summat else in your language?
Or does GSOH mean summat else in your language?
Now you seem to have lightened up and are taking an approach showing us that you appear to have a good sense of humour.
Not taking the ****.
However - both the girls in your pictures are fat - it's just one of them is much fatter than the other.
But I'm sure they both have qualities other than body mass that are attractive to others - most people do
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25 August 2005, 10:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Reality
You first post displayed a sense of humour failure. So I posted a sarcastic GSOH.
Now you seem to have lightened up and are taking an approach showing us that you appear to have a good sense of humour.
Not taking the ****.
However - both the girls in your pictures are fat - it's just one of them is much fatter than the other.
But I'm sure they both have qualities other than body mass that are attractive to others - most people do.
Now you seem to have lightened up and are taking an approach showing us that you appear to have a good sense of humour.
Not taking the ****.
However - both the girls in your pictures are fat - it's just one of them is much fatter than the other.
But I'm sure they both have qualities other than body mass that are attractive to others - most people do
.
25 August 2005, 11:03 PM
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Originally Posted by steffiraf
Fat bird -
BBW -
See there is a difference!
BBW -
See there is a difference!
So the difference is:
Facing away from you : fat bird
Facing towards you : bbw
PMSL @ this thread.
26 August 2005, 08:13 AM
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Originally Posted by steffiraf
I do have a great sense of humour, or so I like to believe. I am not a sourfaced arsy cow, however i do feel i must stand up to be counted. I aint no stick insect, i'll admit that, but i do however, have a good laugh, at most peoples predicaments. I am what most men consider to a bbw, but we arent all horrendously well endowed with rolls of fat, we just aint twiggy. I can laugh at myself and dont mind when people laugh at me, I just object to people(men in particular) that say a woman above a size 12 cant have any fun. I probably have more fun than you and **** you more than you. Noone has complained yet anyhow
I couldn't give a **** what size anyone is - howheffer if some fat munter asks me if I think being fat is attractive the answer is no - personality is so much more important than looks - that's what I tell the wife
Women below size 12 don't have any fun - there's always that danger of snapping them. a good 14-16 is ideal
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Originally Posted by steffiraf
I probably have more fun than you and **** you more
26 August 2005, 08:46 AM
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Top first date tips :
1. Make sure you clean under your lid - you never know if your lucks in or how desperate she is.
2. Borrow your mates gold card, and leave your wallet open on the table at every opportunity - also leaving a 'ribbed for her pleasure' XXL condom peeping out of the wallet is a good plan - show you are a new man.
3. Cut pieces of newspaper to the same size as £20 notes to bulk out your wallet a bit and impress her.
4. All women are fascinated by anything a man has to say, so dont let her get a word in edgeways, also, most women are fascinated by technical things, so go into great depth on your fave subject.
5. Let her know you arent desperate by chatting up the waitress / barmaid etc... and making occasional comments like 'look at the **** on that' as other women walk past.
6. Get any embaressing political right wing views you may have out of the way straight away - let her know exactly where you stand.
7. Remember shes only a woman, so may need anything complicated like the menu explaining to her - speak slowly and clearly, repeating endlessly if necessary.
8. Guage her reactions to **** early on, maybe by bringing a favourite magazine with you and flicking through it over your starter, occasionally making comparisons between the women in the mag and her.
Seriously though, hope it goes well - I havent had to do dating for years and I think if I ever found myself single again I really dont know if I could be bothered with it all again !
1. Make sure you clean under your lid - you never know if your lucks in or how desperate she is.
2. Borrow your mates gold card, and leave your wallet open on the table at every opportunity - also leaving a 'ribbed for her pleasure' XXL condom peeping out of the wallet is a good plan - show you are a new man.
3. Cut pieces of newspaper to the same size as £20 notes to bulk out your wallet a bit and impress her.
4. All women are fascinated by anything a man has to say, so dont let her get a word in edgeways, also, most women are fascinated by technical things, so go into great depth on your fave subject.
5. Let her know you arent desperate by chatting up the waitress / barmaid etc... and making occasional comments like 'look at the **** on that' as other women walk past.
6. Get any embaressing political right wing views you may have out of the way straight away - let her know exactly where you stand.
7. Remember shes only a woman, so may need anything complicated like the menu explaining to her - speak slowly and clearly, repeating endlessly if necessary.
8. Guage her reactions to **** early on, maybe by bringing a favourite magazine with you and flicking through it over your starter, occasionally making comparisons between the women in the mag and her.
Seriously though, hope it goes well - I havent had to do dating for years and I think if I ever found myself single again I really dont know if I could be bothered with it all again !
26 August 2005, 09:12 AM
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Originally Posted by MikeCardiff
Top first date tips :
2. Borrow your mates gold card, and leave your wallet open on the table at every opportunity - also leaving a 'ribbed for her pleasure' XXL condom peeping out of the wallet is a good plan - show you are a new man.
2. Borrow your mates gold card, and leave your wallet open on the table at every opportunity - also leaving a 'ribbed for her pleasure' XXL condom peeping out of the wallet is a good plan - show you are a new man.
26 August 2005, 09:57 AM
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No, I havent had my date yep, but I will say im utterly shocked and disappointed by the attitudes of some on here. Yes, I like large women, so what. Are they not entitled to have fun without the **** mercillesly taken out of them for nothing, oh sorry, I forgot,because they aint skinny means they are crap at everything and should be shot according to some on this board.
When I posted that msg, I was in a really happy mood, considering I had just had the courage and conviction to end a 4 year stint in hell with a psycho bitch and all you lot can do is rip me and potentially the future wife (who knows what the future holds? ) to shreds because of my taste in women.
Oh and one thing, before you knock it, have any of you actually tried it because its bloody good, dont break like skinny women!!
I dare say you lot will now proceed on the normal **** taking track. All I really wanted some some decent good advice.
Dont get me wrong either, I can take a joke or two, but is it really needed to carry on with 4 pages of anti large women **** ?
When I posted that msg, I was in a really happy mood, considering I had just had the courage and conviction to end a 4 year stint in hell with a psycho bitch and all you lot can do is rip me and potentially the future wife (who knows what the future holds? ) to shreds because of my taste in women.
Oh and one thing, before you knock it, have any of you actually tried it because its bloody good, dont break like skinny women!!
I dare say you lot will now proceed on the normal **** taking track. All I really wanted some some decent good advice.
Dont get me wrong either, I can take a joke or two, but is it really needed to carry on with 4 pages of anti large women **** ?
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26 August 2005, 10:07 AM
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Originally Posted by Stueyb
Hi All,
I know the basics like haircut, clean shirt and fresh breath but thats where my knowledge of dating the opposite sex ends. !
I know the basics like haircut, clean shirt and fresh breath but thats where my knowledge of dating the opposite sex ends. !
26 August 2005, 10:18 AM
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Originally Posted by Stueyb
Dont get me wrong either, I can take a joke or two, but is it really needed to carry on with 4 pages of anti large women **** ?
You've got your advice - go enjoy yourself
ps Do a google image search on bbw - NOT WORK SAFE
Last edited by Reality; 26 August 2005 at 10:22 AM.