Oh happy days but I need some advice
26 August 2005, 10:46 AM
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Originally Posted by Reality
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I've never shagged you in my life (unless you were that ...)
I've never shagged you in my life (unless you were that ...)
(my stringing together of sentences wasn't what it should be!)
26 August 2005, 11:30 AM
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Hello
Fat ... no no no no no.
As I have mentioned before, the best place to pick up women for me is outside Anorexics Anonymous.
This just makes me shudder (and not in a good way):
Steve
Fat ... no no no no no.
As I have mentioned before, the best place to pick up women for me is outside Anorexics Anonymous.
This just makes me shudder (and not in a good way):
Steve
26 August 2005, 02:29 PM
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Of course I love ya darling
You're a bloody top notch bird
And when I say you're gorgeous
I mean every single word
So ya bum is on the big side
I don't mind a bit of flab
It means that when I'm ready
There's somethin there to grab
So your belly isn't flat no more
I tell ya, I don't care
So long as when I cuddle ya
I can get my arms round there
No sheila who is your age
Has nice round perky breasts
They just gave in to gravity
But I know ya did ya best
I'm tellin ya the truth now
I never tell ya lies
I think its very sexy
That you've got dimples on ya thighs
I swear on me nanna's grave now
The moment that we met
I thought u was as good as
I Was ever gonna get
No matter wot u look like
I'll always love ya dear
Now shut up while the footballs on
And fetch another beer!
You're a bloody top notch bird
And when I say you're gorgeous
I mean every single word
So ya bum is on the big side
I don't mind a bit of flab
It means that when I'm ready
There's somethin there to grab
So your belly isn't flat no more
I tell ya, I don't care
So long as when I cuddle ya
I can get my arms round there
No sheila who is your age
Has nice round perky breasts
They just gave in to gravity
But I know ya did ya best
I'm tellin ya the truth now
I never tell ya lies
I think its very sexy
That you've got dimples on ya thighs
I swear on me nanna's grave now
The moment that we met
I thought u was as good as
I Was ever gonna get
No matter wot u look like
I'll always love ya dear
Now shut up while the footballs on
And fetch another beer!
26 August 2005, 03:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Stueyb
No, I havent had my date yep, but I will say im utterly shocked and disappointed by the attitudes of some on here. Yes, I like large women, so what. Are they not entitled to have fun without the **** mercillesly taken out of them for nothing, oh sorry, I forgot,because they aint skinny means they are crap at everything and should be shot according to some on this board.
When I posted that msg, I was in a really happy mood, considering I had just had the courage and conviction to end a 4 year stint in hell with a psycho bitch and all you lot can do is rip me and potentially the future wife (who knows what the future holds? ) to shreds because of my taste in women.
Oh and one thing, before you knock it, have any of you actually tried it because its bloody good, dont break like skinny women!!
I dare say you lot will now proceed on the normal **** taking track. All I really wanted some some decent good advice.
Dont get me wrong either, I can take a joke or two, but is it really needed to carry on with 4 pages of anti large women **** ?
When I posted that msg, I was in a really happy mood, considering I had just had the courage and conviction to end a 4 year stint in hell with a psycho bitch and all you lot can do is rip me and potentially the future wife (who knows what the future holds? ) to shreds because of my taste in women.
Oh and one thing, before you knock it, have any of you actually tried it because its bloody good, dont break like skinny women!!
I dare say you lot will now proceed on the normal **** taking track. All I really wanted some some decent good advice.
Dont get me wrong either, I can take a joke or two, but is it really needed to carry on with 4 pages of anti large women **** ?
26 August 2005, 03:08 PM
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Originally Posted by brihoppy
ah, so youre doing them a favour because theyre 'entitled' to some fun as well...? and when was the last time anybody 'broke' a woman...?
26 August 2005, 03:12 PM
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Originally Posted by EBRWRX
I would drop a loud and very smelly fart in the first 2 minutes. If she laughs/sticks around you've probably got a future.
26 August 2005, 03:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Suresh
My guess is you are single.
Don't get me started on the women don't like farts debate.
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