The thing is, I was probably one of those little c*nts, once. Some say that now I've grown into a bigger one . But those little c*nts are what we call kids. We were all like that, I'm sure... little fecking magpies! But for myself I would never have damaged anyone's car or tried to get into it or , God forbid, steal it. Things like that are just far too tempting for the little oiks and you're best off saving yourself the grief of losing them.

What is really the problem is the threads being identical to those on bicycle tyres. If they weren't transferable, the problem would disappear overnight.

 

The 'little c*nts' in my case were two blokes, one around 45 and one in his 50's - cant really believe they were taking them to put on their BMX's ?