Tories Drinking in The Last Chance Saloon!
18 October 2005, 04:58 PM
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Originally Posted by pslewis
Obviously, the Tories are currently un-electable ....... wasn't too long ago that Labour was voted in AGAIN 
More people want Labour in power than they want the Tories in power ....... proven by a general election
ScoobyNet is just full of kiddies who cannot remember the Tories in power ... luckily, the country at large know better!!
Pete
More people want Labour in power than they want the Tories in power ....... proven by a general election
ScoobyNet is just full of kiddies who cannot remember the Tories in power ... luckily, the country at large know better!!
Pete
**
at times like these you need a limerick ...
there was an old bloke called le-wis
and on blair's **** he planted a kiss
from Number 10 he ran
this amusing little man
and was locked up for taking the p!ss
on scoobynet he's known as pete
large hands, no **** and small feet
we know he's a t1t
with his posts full of ****
but for sheer laughs he just cannot be beat
with new labour he is so dewy-eyed
you could say that his brains were deep fried
whether prescott, darling or mandy
he just can't help but get randy
and makes everyone want to run out and hide
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no offence intended cpl jones! i think andrew motion's job is safe. but only just.
18 October 2005, 05:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Holy Ghost
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at times like these you need a limerick ...
there was an old bloke called le-wis
and on blair's **** he planted a kiss
from Number 10 he ran
this amusing little man
and was locked up for taking the p!ss
on scoobynet he's known as pete
large hands, no **** and small feet
we know he's a t1t
with his posts full of ****
but for sheer laughs he just cannot be beat
with new labour he is so dewy-eyed
you could say that his brains were deep fried
whether prescott, darling or mandy
he just can't help but get randy
and makes everyone want to run out and hide
**
no offence intended cpl jones! i think andrew motion's job is safe. but only just.
at times like these you need a limerick ...
there was an old bloke called le-wis
and on blair's **** he planted a kiss
from Number 10 he ran
this amusing little man
and was locked up for taking the p!ss
on scoobynet he's known as pete
large hands, no **** and small feet
we know he's a t1t
with his posts full of ****
but for sheer laughs he just cannot be beat
with new labour he is so dewy-eyed
you could say that his brains were deep fried
whether prescott, darling or mandy
he just can't help but get randy
and makes everyone want to run out and hide
**
no offence intended cpl jones! i think andrew motion's job is safe. but only just.
but you have too much free time on your hands!! 
You can't blame Pete for not wanting the conservatives back. I seem to remember Ken Clarke making some very unpopular decisions about concessions for elderly folks' heating bills when the Tories were last in power.
NS04
18 October 2005, 05:14 PM
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Originally Posted by New_scooby_04
Quality.... but you have too much free time on your hands!!
You can't blame Pete for not wanting the conservatives back. I seem to remember Ken Clarke making some very unpopular decisions about concessions for elderly folks' heating bills when the Tories were last in power.
NS04
but you have too much free time on your hands!! You can't blame Pete for not wanting the conservatives back. I seem to remember Ken Clarke making some very unpopular decisions about concessions for elderly folks' heating bills when the Tories were last in power.
NS04
VAT on colostomy bags and ear trumpets wasn't it?
18 October 2005, 05:23 PM
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then suddenly our man lewis saw the light
and gave himself a monstrously bad fright
he was actually a tory
whose middle name was rory
and screaming loud he ran off into the night!
and gave himself a monstrously bad fright
he was actually a tory
whose middle name was rory
and screaming loud he ran off into the night!
18 October 2005, 06:08 PM
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Can't believe it! They said on BBC News that "he united the country, but couldn't unite the party". The MPs must be a bunch of **** -- who do they think votes the government in? It's all very well getting the candidate you want, but it's not much fun in opposition.
They've been pressing the self-destruct button for 8 years now. When will it end?
They've been pressing the self-destruct button for 8 years now. When will it end?
18 October 2005, 06:14 PM
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Originally Posted by pslewis
wasn't too long ago that Labour was voted in AGAIN
More people want Labour in power than they want the Tories in power
ScoobyNet is just full of kiddies who cannot remember the Tories in power
Chip
18 October 2005, 06:17 PM
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there was a genial old buffer called ken clarke
who was desperate to make his political mark
he tried to become leader
the europhile bleeder
and was put out to graze in the park
who was desperate to make his political mark
he tried to become leader
the europhile bleeder
and was put out to graze in the park
18 October 2005, 06:24 PM
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Given that just about every American political commentator is touting Hilary Clinton v Condoleeza Rice for the next presidential election I reckon you'd be hard pressed to get odds on there not being a woman President.
Yet again the Tory back benches show how out of touch they are with the party membership now that David Davis has come out top in the first round, particularly as there is a groundswell of support for Cameron at grass roots level. I've changed my mind about Cameron and sincerely hope he gets the nod on this one, otherwise the electorate will be treated to yet another five years of ineffective opposition.
Yet again the Tory back benches show how out of touch they are with the party membership now that David Davis has come out top in the first round, particularly as there is a groundswell of support for Cameron at grass roots level. I've changed my mind about Cameron and sincerely hope he gets the nod on this one, otherwise the electorate will be treated to yet another five years of ineffective opposition.
18 October 2005, 06:28 PM
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that leaves two davids and a wily old fox
imagine them naked, clad only in socks!
it doesn't bear thought
a sick-bag i've brought
but i suspect, opportunity knocks!
imagine them naked, clad only in socks!
it doesn't bear thought
a sick-bag i've brought
but i suspect, opportunity knocks!
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18 October 2005, 06:38 PM
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Originally Posted by pslewis
........ even the Labour parties SECOND choice, Mr Brown, would eat alive every one of them!!
18 October 2005, 10:19 PM
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To all those who vote New Labour…
Seen the Matrix where Neo has to make a choice of either taking the blue or the red pill?
That’s what you lot remind me of. You keep taking your New Labour medicine. Keep listening to the propaganda and government brain washing. Keep believing that wonderful things are happening all around you thanks to the magnificent leader Blair. Ignore that splinter of doubt that is becoming increasingly painful in your minds.
The rest of us have chosen to wake up and smell the awfully strong coffee that is the reality of three terms of New Labour government. We know about the massive damage that has been done to this once proud country, its society and democracy in general.
Who knows how the story is going to end, but I do hope the Conservatives can find the One.
Seen the Matrix where Neo has to make a choice of either taking the blue or the red pill?
That’s what you lot remind me of. You keep taking your New Labour medicine. Keep listening to the propaganda and government brain washing. Keep believing that wonderful things are happening all around you thanks to the magnificent leader Blair. Ignore that splinter of doubt that is becoming increasingly painful in your minds.
The rest of us have chosen to wake up and smell the awfully strong coffee that is the reality of three terms of New Labour government. We know about the massive damage that has been done to this once proud country, its society and democracy in general.
Who knows how the story is going to end, but I do hope the Conservatives can find the One.
18 October 2005, 10:23 PM
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Ben ............ I would hazard a guess that you are, what? 25years old? or thereabouts?
Never seen the damage that the Tories do??
Labour are STILL struggling with the Legacy of the Tory years!!
They are REALLY bad news for the country!!
Pete
Never seen the damage that the Tories do??
Labour are STILL struggling with the Legacy of the Tory years!!
They are REALLY bad news for the country!!
Pete
18 October 2005, 11:05 PM
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The user with name Holy Ghost
Tried to make up more limericks than most
At the start of his rhyme
We had a good time;
By the end, we all wished he'd not post!
Tried to make up more limericks than most
At the start of his rhyme
We had a good time;
By the end, we all wished he'd not post!
19 October 2005, 08:42 AM
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Originally Posted by pslewis
Ben ............ I would hazard a guess that you are, what? 25years old? or thereabouts?
Never seen the damage that the Tories do??
Labour are STILL struggling with the Legacy of the Tory years!!
They are REALLY bad news for the country!!
Pete
Never seen the damage that the Tories do??
Labour are STILL struggling with the Legacy of the Tory years!!
They are REALLY bad news for the country!!
Pete
19 October 2005, 09:46 AM
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Originally Posted by Brendan Hughes
The user with name Holy Ghost
Tried to make up more limericks than most
At the start of his rhyme
We had a good time;
By the end, we all wished he'd not post!
Tried to make up more limericks than most
At the start of his rhyme
We had a good time;
By the end, we all wished he'd not post!
amen to that.
19 October 2005, 12:51 PM
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Originally Posted by pslewis
Ben ............ I would hazard a guess that you are, what? 25years old? or thereabouts?
Never seen the damage that the Tories do??
Labour are STILL struggling with the Legacy of the Tory years!!
They are REALLY bad news for the country!!
Pete
Never seen the damage that the Tories do??
Labour are STILL struggling with the Legacy of the Tory years!!
They are REALLY bad news for the country!!
Pete
you really dont have to try very hard do you...
do you get up early every day and practice being a halfwit??
look back at his boastfull claims and rants on how the opposition left the state of the nation when he moved in.....
yet lo and behold h,es varnished over the cracks and is now trying to sell it as his own....
and before you kick off on one remember this Pete...
No more Sleaze............
and how many days after being elected with this promise did his own party get rumbled...
14 days!!! thats right Pete, your sheep leader coudnt even manage one month.. and how did this new victorious leader sitting pround on his boasts react... spin bluff and bluster ...
hot air.... you and tony are full of it...
just remeber pete, somewhere there is a village minus its idiot.... go home !!
Mart
19 October 2005, 01:08 PM
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just remeber pete, somewhere there is a village minus its idiot.... go home !!
Mart
Mart
Considering that Labour are STILL in government after THREE chances to throw them out ..................... I think YOUR village are missing YOU!!
Pete
19 October 2005, 01:21 PM
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Originally Posted by pslewis
More people want Labour in power than they want the Tories in power ....... proven by a general election
Pete
and i certainly am old enough to remember the pre labour years.
19 October 2005, 01:29 PM
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Labour are STILL struggling with the Legacy of the Tory years!!
Keep on taking the medication Pete
19 October 2005, 01:30 PM
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no... more scots ,welsh and chavs want labour in power
It's called Democray I think??
Pete
19 October 2005, 01:31 PM
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I was under the impression that 1999 was supposed to be the year of delivery?
Keep on taking the medication Pete
Keep on taking the medication Pete
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19 October 2005, 01:36 PM
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Sorry - I take it all back, they have delivered. To be fair, they never did say if it would be on time or on budget!
One of their spectacular deliveries is the additional 5000 pages to the UK tax code.
One of their spectacular deliveries is the additional 5000 pages to the UK tax code.
19 October 2005, 03:38 PM
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Originally Posted by peterpeter
no... more scots ,welsh and chavs want labour in power
and i certainly am old enough to remember the pre labour years.
and i certainly am old enough to remember the pre labour years.
Bollox
Scotland probably has LESS labour voters than it ever did. So by all means blame the Welsh and the Chavs, but leave us out of it, ta
19 October 2005, 04:13 PM
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There is little democracy as such left in this country any more. Thie sorry lot just do what they like with no notice of public opinion and they will avoid discussing anything in Parliament if they can get away with it.
They even dont bother to tell the Queen what is going on and she has to get the information from other sources.
Its a good thing she can still dissolve Parliament, maybe she will be forced to eventually.
Les
They even dont bother to tell the Queen what is going on and she has to get the information from other sources.
Its a good thing she can still dissolve Parliament, maybe she will be forced to eventually.
Les
19 October 2005, 04:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Diablo
LOL
Bollox
Scotland probably has LESS labour voters than it ever did. So by all means blame the Welsh and the Chavs, but leave us out of it, ta
Bollox
Scotland probably has LESS labour voters than it ever did. So by all means blame the Welsh and the Chavs, but leave us out of it, ta
Originally Posted by from some random political site
Labour in fact only won 41 seats (5 fewer than attributed to them by the breakdown of 2001 results detailed above), the Liberal Democrats won 11 (2 more than attributed to them by the breakdown of 2001 results), the SNP won 6 seats (2 more than attributed to them by the breakdown of 2001 results) and in Dumfriesshire, Clydesdale and Tweeddale the Conservatives won their only seat (breakdown of 2001 election results had indicated no Conservative constituencies)[1] (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/shared/vote2005/html/region_7.stm). Compared to the actual results of 2001 this then represented a loss of 14 seats for Labour, a gain of 1 seat for the SNP and Liberal Democrats, and no change for the Conservatives. [2]
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