Anyone remember that cnut of a neighbour?
02 November 2005, 02:59 PM
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Originally Posted by hedgehog
Hey, fast bloke I know a few folks in North Belfast who will shoot him in the knees for a few quid in the spirit of peace and reconcilation. They will only do it in Prod areas, you know how it is, but if you need something on the other side you'll not be short of options either though they aren't allowed to do shootings at the minute until the dust of decommissioning settles. You can still get a nice line in nailing people to the floor boards and beating them with baseball bats and if you attach a few fairy lights to them it is a great Xmas treat for the kids.
They did 7 people in and around my street in a week and it was all nice and neat, no one ever caught, no idea where the gun came from or went to etc. etc. Just what you are looking for. If you can wait to January there will probably be a sale and you might get it cheap. Would save a lot of thrashing about with that axe Eugene. They will not think it childish either, it is a vital service to your community, and after Xmas everyone is tight for cash.
No freelancing though, you'll find yourself in deep trouble.
They did 7 people in and around my street in a week and it was all nice and neat, no one ever caught, no idea where the gun came from or went to etc. etc. Just what you are looking for. If you can wait to January there will probably be a sale and you might get it cheap. Would save a lot of thrashing about with that axe Eugene. They will not think it childish either, it is a vital service to your community, and after Xmas everyone is tight for cash.
No freelancing though, you'll find yourself in deep trouble.
02 November 2005, 03:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Spoon
Take this advice Fast Bloke because I'm sure Robbie will be there to help if need be. Mind you, he'd need to move quick if your house is alight but I'm sure you can count on his support. 
Robbie, with experience comes sensability. It's not about backing down it's about doing the right thing for your family before it all goes wrong.
Robbie, with experience comes sensability. It's not about backing down it's about doing the right thing for your family before it all goes wrong.
Experience? I have experience, once my elderly neighbours climbing ivy grew 4.3 inches over my garden fence and it took them 3 days to cut it back, fcukin liberty
02 November 2005, 09:14 PM
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Alliance party!!! First we have the Alliance party and now we have old age pensioners. Next it will be all flower power and bloody Greenpeace.
Its not my mates you need, its Age Concern and the St. Johns Ambulance.
One of my school chums injured 16 coppers and totally destroyed 2 of the old armoured police cars the evening they came to arrest him. They were stupid doing in in front of the Cloughfern Arms, but that's another matter entirely. Where is a chap like him going to get work from if it is all Alliance party, old age pensioners and 4.3 inches of ivy? If he can't be shooting folks in the knees he will have to go back to his old trade of withdrawing money from Post Offices using a machine gun as a pass book. That was what caused all the damage to the coppers and the cars in the first place.
What is society coming to these days?
Its not my mates you need, its Age Concern and the St. Johns Ambulance.
One of my school chums injured 16 coppers and totally destroyed 2 of the old armoured police cars the evening they came to arrest him. They were stupid doing in in front of the Cloughfern Arms, but that's another matter entirely. Where is a chap like him going to get work from if it is all Alliance party, old age pensioners and 4.3 inches of ivy? If he can't be shooting folks in the knees he will have to go back to his old trade of withdrawing money from Post Offices using a machine gun as a pass book. That was what caused all the damage to the coppers and the cars in the first place.
What is society coming to these days?
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