WORST FILM YOU EVER SEEN??
15 November 2005, 10:28 AM
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The Deer Hunter............biggest load of hyped up poo I've ever sat through
Me and a mate watched it to the bitter end, thinking "If I go to the pub now, I'll miss the good bit...there HAS to BE a good bit, doesn't there?"
There wasn't
Alcazar
Me and a mate watched it to the bitter end, thinking "If I go to the pub now, I'll miss the good bit...there HAS to BE a good bit, doesn't there?"
There wasn't
Alcazar
15 November 2005, 10:52 AM
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Originally Posted by trackman
Independence Day for me, American cheesiness at its worst.
Serious answer: The Thin Red Line (?) (that artsy Vietnam War piece)
My f*cking chair fell asleep!!
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15 November 2005, 10:58 AM
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Traffic - good shout
Legally Blonde 2.... It was the womans choice to pick what to watch at the cinema, needless to say she never gave a hint at what she wanted to watch until we got to the cinema when it was too late... Absolute Pants...
Most films are worth a watch though, but I have to chuck Sideways on that list, tosh, had one or 2 midly funny clips in there but that was it, the rest of the film was like WTF....?
Legally Blonde 2.... It was the womans choice to pick what to watch at the cinema, needless to say she never gave a hint at what she wanted to watch until we got to the cinema when it was too late... Absolute Pants...
Most films are worth a watch though, but I have to chuck Sideways on that list, tosh, had one or 2 midly funny clips in there but that was it, the rest of the film was like WTF....?
15 November 2005, 11:04 AM
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There was some war film with Roy Scheider in that was sooooo bad I've wiped all memory of it from my brain.
Oh, and sorry about this one......... Lord of the Rings III. I know it's not the cool thing to be seen to be "dissing" Tolkien but I felt like I had been kidnapped during this film it just went on and on and on. My **** went to sleep, my legs went to sleep, I started having panic attacks thinking I would never leave the cinema again....
Oh, and sorry about this one......... Lord of the Rings III. I know it's not the cool thing to be seen to be "dissing" Tolkien but I felt like I had been kidnapped during this film it just went on and on and on. My **** went to sleep, my legs went to sleep, I started having panic attacks thinking I would never leave the cinema again....
15 November 2005, 11:47 AM
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Wrong Turn (think that was what it was called!) Some dodgy film about weird monster things in the woods that went round killing some gang of idiot cr@p acting teenagers!
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15 November 2005, 11:47 AM
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Moulin Rouge and Romeo & Juliet, both by Baz Levinson. I can normally sit through any old ****e, but these two films are the only ones I've actually got up and switched off because they were so terrible.
15 November 2005, 12:00 PM
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Originally Posted by oobster
Worst one ever has to be Donnie Darko.... what a load of crap that was
And yeah I watched Sin City at the weekend, not bad, started off a bit wierd but once I got into it I enjoyed it, you have to remember its based on a comic book, do any of you read the back of the DVD case before buying/renting them out?
15 November 2005, 12:04 PM
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This year's worst contenders in my book are:
Valiant. A film about carrier pigeons in WWII. Huge list of stars, good animation. Quite a large budget, it's just a shame that no-one thought to pay for a script/story writer. Woeful characterisation, meandering plot, it's difficult to find anything to recommend in this film.
Closely followed bY:
Kicking And Screaming. It's about football, or as the Americans say 'soccer'. Poorly acted, Will Ferrel seems to have turned up just to collect his fee. Plot is very lightweight, and you know exactly what's going to happen at the end within 5 minutes of the film starting.
Valiant. A film about carrier pigeons in WWII. Huge list of stars, good animation. Quite a large budget, it's just a shame that no-one thought to pay for a script/story writer. Woeful characterisation, meandering plot, it's difficult to find anything to recommend in this film.
Closely followed bY:
Kicking And Screaming. It's about football, or as the Americans say 'soccer'. Poorly acted, Will Ferrel seems to have turned up just to collect his fee. Plot is very lightweight, and you know exactly what's going to happen at the end within 5 minutes of the film starting.
15 November 2005, 12:16 PM
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Originally Posted by davegtt
Didnt get it then?
And yeah I watched Sin City at the weekend, not bad, started off a bit wierd but once I got into it I enjoyed it, you have to remember its based on a comic book, do any of you read the back of the DVD case before buying/renting them out?
And yeah I watched Sin City at the weekend, not bad, started off a bit wierd but once I got into it I enjoyed it, you have to remember its based on a comic book, do any of you read the back of the DVD case before buying/renting them out?
Suppose i'm a bit of a realist - i like to see things on screen that I can imagine could actually happen in real life.
The way Sin City was filmed was quite good though - all black & white apart from an odd bit of colour here & there.
15 November 2005, 12:26 PM
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Be Cool and the Aviator hasnt even graced my DVD player as I know I wouldnt like them.
Im the same though, prefer films that I could relate to happening but others are well worth a watch, depends on what sort of mood your in at the time.
Im the same though, prefer films that I could relate to happening but others are well worth a watch, depends on what sort of mood your in at the time.
15 November 2005, 12:36 PM
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Tango and Cash
Bad on every level including an award winningly bad Dick Van Dyke style cockanee accent from some abysmal ugly american bit part actor.
I think there should be a health warning on films something like
WARNING contains American actor attempting English/Irish/Scottish/Australian accent remove all heavy and or dangerous objects in the vicinty of viewing area.
I got caught out watching Oceans 12 although it wasnt particularly bad it was bumbling along amiably and inoccuosly with an "all star cast" then Don cheadle as basher Tar opens his mouth AAAAAAAAAGHHHHH luckily there was nothing heavy to hand
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Bad on every level including an award winningly bad Dick Van Dyke style cockanee accent from some abysmal ugly american bit part actor.
I think there should be a health warning on films something like
WARNING contains American actor attempting English/Irish/Scottish/Australian accent remove all heavy and or dangerous objects in the vicinty of viewing area.
I got caught out watching Oceans 12 although it wasnt particularly bad it was bumbling along amiably and inoccuosly with an "all star cast" then Don cheadle as basher Tar opens his mouth AAAAAAAAAGHHHHH luckily there was nothing heavy to hand
D:
Last edited by mattstant; 15 November 2005 at 02:46 PM.
15 November 2005, 12:39 PM
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Originally Posted by mattstant
I think there should be a health warning on films something like
WARNING contains American actor attempting English/Irish/Scottish/Australian accent remove all heavy and or dangerous objects in the vicinty of viewing area.
WARNING contains American actor attempting English/Irish/Scottish/Australian accent remove all heavy and or dangerous objects in the vicinty of viewing area.
15 November 2005, 12:52 PM
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Gerry - very bad indeed
Titanic - Utter drivel
Peal Harbour - painfull
Taxi - The yanks remake a french film, as we can all guess, it's crappy, which leads us on nicely to:
Point Of No Return / The Assain - Yank remake of a classic french film (Nikita) and again they **** it up.
The Italian Job - Guess what, yet another yank remake of a decent film.
Titanic - Utter drivel
Peal Harbour - painfull
Taxi - The yanks remake a french film, as we can all guess, it's crappy, which leads us on nicely to:
Point Of No Return / The Assain - Yank remake of a classic french film (Nikita) and again they **** it up.
The Italian Job - Guess what, yet another yank remake of a decent film.
15 November 2005, 02:28 PM
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Originally Posted by s70rjw
They saved Hitlers Brain Black and white years old anyone else seen it?
Godzilla vs the Smog Monster
Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
Plan 9 From Outer Space
They were sooo bad, but they were essential late-night viewing after returning from the pub
15 November 2005, 02:30 PM
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Originally Posted by TonyG
Ooh, I remember that one - it was in the Top Ten Turkeys list (on Channel 4 IIRC), along with (and I kid you not)...
Godzilla vs the Smog Monster
Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
Plan 9 From Outer Space
They were sooo bad, but they were essential late-night viewing after returning from the pub
Godzilla vs the Smog Monster
Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
Plan 9 From Outer Space
They were sooo bad, but they were essential late-night viewing after returning from the pub