MJW

Put a 'For Sale' sign outside your house and see if she gets the message then.

Robbie T

iTrader: (8)

This should never be a problem, i find that if you just act cold towards her after a bit she'll get the message that something isn't right.

She'll no doubt ask you what the matter is, to which you just deny but continue to act funny. After a while she wont wanna put up with you and bada bing you have a (fairly) amicable break up.

When friends ask you both who ended it you can say it was mutual, therefore removing any ****** stigma they might want to attach to you (and means you might still be able to **** her friend you always had a thing for )

Failing that, play 'I Wanna **** Your sister' by TQ on repeat non stop when your together, unless she likes this track (or doesn't have a sister)

scoobytravis

If you don't dump her now what is the alternative? spending the rest of your life with someone you don't love or respect?

RB170

She got fat

paul-s

If it's a joint mortgage it has to be joint names on the deeds.

midget1500

lol @ rb170

Poor Guy

tell the bitch shes so nice that "you want to be just friends"

the moose

Sorry, I'll resume normal service when I've read Loaded and GeezerBloke Monthly again.

jaytc2003

iTrader: (1)

Problem solved, suggest trial seperation (she goes to her mums or somethin) after a week if she really cant live without you, she will top herself, you will get insurance money (assuming she has life insurance) and no doubt the mortgage will be paid of. So your own house paid for leaving you free to sh@g plenty of other birds without feeling guilty.

jaytc2003

iTrader: (1)

tell her that you have just found out that incest is illegal so you can no longer carry on the relationship

littlefluffybunni3s

oi vey.
personally, i think she's using it to get what she wants.
damn, you must be good in bed.. hehehe

seriously though, don't let her blackmail you like this

jaytc2003

iTrader: (1)

or act really cold and stressed around her for a few days, then when she finally asks whats up, tell her you have had some bad news about a serious illness that cannot be treated in this country and you need to go to amercia for treatment. Tell her the only way to fund this is by selling the house, tell her to move in with her mother and you will be back in a few moths after treatment. (only take what money is yours, unless you can get it all) Obviously you speak less and less to her, until the only contact you have is when she rings you, then keep asking her who she is, carry on the conversation as normal and then ask who it is again. Mention random oddities like the stars are so red but the clouds are fluffy and green. She will really believe you are ill, and then eventually you stop answering the phone (or go on holiday with your money and get some foreign bird to say you have died)

Cool Chick

Just tell her you're not happy with her and then when she gets all teary etc you have to be the strong one and tell her its not what you want anymore! My only advice to this one is be strong and stand your ground!!

Novemberscoob

Been trying this for the last 6 months!

Robbie T

iTrader: (8)

In that case she must be fcukin stoopid, why are you with her?

Let me guess, she's fit but conversation never really gets passed Eastenders?

Novemberscoob

abbiesdad

there aint no best way... just be honest ...you may just get off with your favorit clothes cut up.. if your lucky ... 2 mates aint been so lucky.. be nice .. be gentle .. be firm...

RB170

I can't believe this is still going

Novemberscoob you need to get this sorted and stop being such a nonce about it. All you have to do is say to her that you don't love her anymore and you want to split. Grow some ***** FFS you're not being fare on her or yourself.

Drunken Bungle Whore

As has already been said - you want to end it then move out. If the mortgage is in joint names then get onto a solicitor and your mortgage lender asap. You can force her to sell and move out if things get tricky - but it does take a while.

For ***** sake stop messing her around and get on with it!

The Rani

Why don't you just find yourself a new girl with somewhere to live, tell all your own friends, everyone one on SN and anyone else that she's heard of but doesn't actually know that she's dumped you. Then one morning when she's leaving for work tell her you're staying at home to do your college stuff or whatever and let her come home that night to an empty house and a note.

To make it look even better for a few weekends before you can tell her you're going to visit old friends/go on a weekend pub crawl with your mates/go to a works do to make it look good when you're with the replacement. Oh, and I forgot, your boss has sent you to work somewhere else for a couple of days during the week and it's too far to come home at night.

Better still, wait for another five years. After ten years together it goes down a treat.

RobBBB

If you live together then you could just leave this thread up on the screen on your PC. When she goes to use the computer next she may well twig.

Novemberscoob

or i could just email her this link

Drunken Bungle Whore

You're either a complete ******* selfish wimp or this is a wind up. You're certainly not a man and to be honest she's going to be well rid of you by the sound of it.

Southern Guy

Be strong and just tell her how you feel....at the end of the day LOVE is a dangerous thing, one person might love someone to death the other on the other hand may just see it as a step on to the next person, whatever happens and she tries to guilt etc is only a reaction as they will miss you, try and get relate to help, they arent only there to reconcile the differences but it will also make her see that it isnt want you want anymore and there is still a life out there for her...

After a few sessions i see you 2 splitting, dont think she will stop loving you as i know i still love my ex and that feeling wont go away so easy even though i am with someone else i know i still have feelings for my ex but i know deep down she never wanted me, but they helped me realise after alot of mistakes.....

dont let it go to far though get something done before things get alot worse...

all the best my friend!

lucylastic

Superbly put - agree entirely!

Milamber

iTrader: (2)

When she reads this......

RB170

quick!! send her the link

The Zohan

Do it face to face and as pleasantly as possible. Do not go back on what you say unless it is what you want. Get it done and over with and leave her knowing just where she stands.

Be grateful it is just bricks and mortar to divide up and no kids to worry about.

Good luck

Markus

I think you hit the nail on the head there Beth. It's probably a windup. As I said previously, probably the same sad bugger that devised the "tweaky" thread, and some of the other threads that have popped up after it. Some very odd people on here. Must be rubbing their hands together with glee that we are all posting on their big wind up thread(s).

Tripple'O G

Either tell her you've got a lot of love to give and it's not fair to give it all to one woman.......

or

Give her her P45 and tell it to take a stroll......