Best way to dump someone?
17 November 2005, 02:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Drunken Bungle *****
You're either a complete ******* selfish wimp or this is a wind up. You're certainly not a man and to be honest she's going to be well rid of you by the sound of it.
Originally Posted by lucylastic
Superbly put - agree entirely!Then what? The women in here slate him for being a selfish wimp and say she'd be well rid anyway??
No he isn't doing her or himself any favours by prolonging the inevitable but come on, the guy isn't finding this easy and he gets abuse!!
Good luck Novemberscoob.
17 November 2005, 02:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Spoon
Amazing isn't it? Assuming the OP is genuine then he's asking for ideas to help him in a very tricky situation that he is clearly finding difficult because he has a heart and cares for this girls feelings no matter what he thinks of the state of the relationship.
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17 November 2005, 02:32 PM
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Originally Posted by lucylastic
Yep, he cares for her so much, he's thinking of sending her this link - what a sensitive, caring soul he is.
17 November 2005, 02:36 PM
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Make a copy of a P45 and put her name on it. Tell her she can either work her notice or take the rest of the day off - that usually gives people the hint that times up.
EDIT - pants!!! Triple O G beat me to it with the P45 reference
EDIT - pants!!! Triple O G beat me to it with the P45 reference
17 November 2005, 02:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Spoon
Yes, and you believe that don't you?
17 November 2005, 02:42 PM
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Originally Posted by lucylastic
Bearing in mind he's a new member, so has presumably joined purely to ask for relationship advice, then yes - I could believe that quite easily.
17 November 2005, 02:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Spoon
More than likely a member with a second username for such posts. New members don't waltz in here and ask questions of this nature.
17 November 2005, 02:53 PM
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Originally Posted by lucylastic
Thanks for putting me straight, I'm clearly a little naive in the ways of new members and their posting styles
17 November 2005, 03:16 PM
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Thank you for that spoon, spot on!
PS This is a second username!
PS This is a second username!
Originally Posted by Spoon
Amazing isn't it? Assuming the OP is genuine then he's asking for ideas to help him in a very tricky situation that he is clearly finding difficult because he has a heart and cares for this girls feelings no matter what he thinks of the state of the relationship.
Then what? The women in here slate him for being a selfish wimp and say she'd be well rid anyway??
No he isn't doing her or himself any favours by prolonging the inevitable but come on, the guy isn't finding this easy and he gets abuse!!
Good luck Novemberscoob.
Then what? The women in here slate him for being a selfish wimp and say she'd be well rid anyway??
No he isn't doing her or himself any favours by prolonging the inevitable but come on, the guy isn't finding this easy and he gets abuse!!
Good luck Novemberscoob.
17 November 2005, 04:05 PM
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Originally Posted by lucylastic
Me or you?! Can't promise anything - depends how good you are
I did mean me initially as I know you will
17 November 2005, 04:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Spoon
I'm good, apparently arrogantly good
I did mean me initially as I know you will
I did mean me initially as I know you will
17 November 2005, 04:22 PM
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Originally Posted by lucylastic
Then it will be reminiscent of a large pig farm when we get together, as I am pretty amazing myself
17 November 2005, 04:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Spoon
Only trying to sowend you out.
* apologies - I know that one is rubbish - it's the best I could do at the time though
17 November 2005, 04:48 PM
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Originally Posted by lucylastic
It's snort as bad as you think*
* apologies - I know that one is rubbish - it's the best I could do at the time though
* apologies - I know that one is rubbish - it's the best I could do at the time though
Anyway, lets get that room where we can pork in peace.
17 November 2005, 05:13 PM
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i can hear the sound of little piglets feet,
then she'll get a huge rump and it'll all trotter down hill after that..................................... three months time
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how do i dump her, she's a pig?
then she'll get a huge rump and it'll all trotter down hill after that..................................... three months time
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how do i dump her, she's a pig?
17 November 2005, 05:36 PM
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Do what I did after 7 years. A bit of dutch courage then tell her the relationship is (and I quote) "****" and that it is time to part.
Go to bed and sleep well as a result of dutch courage. Wake up a single man. Arrange cancelling joint accounts and how mortgage equity will be split. Put the house up for sale (too many memories etc) and get back out in Singlesville. If age is relevant Im 31.
Its a piece of p155 mate. Worked for me... I lodged with a mate for a few months, got back out there then bought me own batchelor pad and boned the few girls from my home town that I hadnt been through prior to the long relationship
I'm now settled with another lass and couldnt be happier
If only my liver could say the same
Go to bed and sleep well as a result of dutch courage. Wake up a single man. Arrange cancelling joint accounts and how mortgage equity will be split. Put the house up for sale (too many memories etc) and get back out in Singlesville. If age is relevant Im 31.
Its a piece of p155 mate. Worked for me... I lodged with a mate for a few months, got back out there then bought me own batchelor pad and boned the few girls from my home town that I hadnt been through prior to the long relationship
I'm now settled with another lass and couldnt be happier
If only my liver could say the same