Things that wind me up on nights out.....
28 November 2005, 05:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Mark Miwurdz
I know what you mean.
Bloke leaves the bog having choked a darky and doesn't wash his hands
You than have to try and negotiate the door having washed and dried your hands without touching the minging bits.
Still; what the eye don't see, the heart don't grieve over. Pass the peanuts, will you?
Cheers
Kav
Bloke leaves the bog having choked a darky and doesn't wash his hands
You than have to try and negotiate the door having washed and dried your hands without touching the minging bits.Still; what the eye don't see, the heart don't grieve over. Pass the peanuts, will you?
Cheers
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28 November 2005, 05:29 PM
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Originally Posted by 16vmarc
I agree!
I commented on the freshen up guy last night actually - theyre always black too
I commented on the freshen up guy last night actually - theyre always black too
have never seen a freshen up guy myself, must be a club thing.
28 November 2005, 05:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Robbie T
I sincerely hope no-one does that, a **** maybe but when your hands have been that close to a chocolate hostage they need to be cleaned
28 November 2005, 06:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Robbie T
I sincerely hope no-one does that, a **** maybe but when your hands have been that close to a chocolate hostage they need to be cleaned
29 November 2005, 01:01 PM
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PSML at some of these. Keep 'em coming!
Guys, what about when you get stared at by another bloke who is clearly after your nads! And no, these are straight bars I go in (I think)
Oh yeh, a friend of mine (built like brick sh1thouse) thinks he's a good dancer. My other mates and I get really embarrassed when he starts doing his thang - IMO he is too big to dance and looks daft! He thinks that the girls looking at him are after him but they're clearly teckin the pi55! I keep telling him!
What about when you say "excuse me" for a person to move out of the way and they just stand there, so as you squeeeze passed they make it worse and lean against you. This makes me really mad. I remember on one occasion pushing a bloke over for this. That shifted him!
Nick
Guys, what about when you get stared at by another bloke who is clearly after your nads! And no, these are straight bars I go in (I think)
Oh yeh, a friend of mine (built like brick sh1thouse) thinks he's a good dancer. My other mates and I get really embarrassed when he starts doing his thang - IMO he is too big to dance and looks daft! He thinks that the girls looking at him are after him but they're clearly teckin the pi55! I keep telling him!
What about when you say "excuse me" for a person to move out of the way and they just stand there, so as you squeeeze passed they make it worse and lean against you. This makes me really mad. I remember on one occasion pushing a bloke over for this. That shifted him!
Nick
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29 November 2005, 01:06 PM
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birds with stupid shoes...
Birds with stupid shoes that stand in the way and then complain when you've said excuse me and then stood on their toes with your size 11's
Crunch.
David
Birds with stupid shoes that stand in the way and then complain when you've said excuse me and then stood on their toes with your size 11's
Crunch.David
29 November 2005, 01:19 PM
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Blokes who think the line "alright darlin, fancy a drink" will have women falling at their feet, and equates to an agreement for a night of wild passion, the likes of which we will have obviously never experienced before 
Oh, and queueing for taxi's in Leeds, sidestepping the pools of vomit at the same time
Oh, and queueing for taxi's in Leeds, sidestepping the pools of vomit at the same time
29 November 2005, 01:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Chip Sengravy
A mate was telling me about this, apparently they are known as bogwogs
have never seen a freshen up guy myself, must be a club thing.
have never seen a freshen up guy myself, must be a club thing.
29 November 2005, 01:27 PM
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Its been a while but things I used to hate were...
- Birds that cant dance
- Blokes that can dance
- Any sort of fighting usually at kebab van/bus stop/taxi rank, got beaten up by 5 blokes a couple of years ago (for being "southern" for my sins) and woke up in hospital a few hours later being pushed round in a wheelchair...covered in chilli sauce....not pretty. I still feel extremely bad for everyone in the hospital ward who had to witness me get out of bed in the morning in only my pants...
- Any form of queing
Must be getting old as my social life now consists of dinner with the misses/friends or just going to the pub (no bar's)...and I enjoy it more than I ever did going out and getting smashed with the lads on the town...pass the incontinence pants please....
- Birds that cant dance
- Blokes that can dance
- Any sort of fighting usually at kebab van/bus stop/taxi rank, got beaten up by 5 blokes a couple of years ago (for being "southern" for my sins) and woke up in hospital a few hours later being pushed round in a wheelchair...covered in chilli sauce....not pretty. I still feel extremely bad for everyone in the hospital ward who had to witness me get out of bed in the morning in only my pants...
- Any form of queing
Must be getting old as my social life now consists of dinner with the misses/friends or just going to the pub (no bar's
)...and I enjoy it more than I ever did going out and getting smashed with the lads on the town...pass the incontinence pants please....
29 November 2005, 01:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Neutral Cruiser
4.)Pubs where you get treated like a suicide-bomber just because you've got the ***** to skin-up in there
You do realise that you are doing something illegal.....can you really have any complaint if you are asked to stop?
I bet you are one of those geezers who smoke it all the time, but make out it's normal, does not make you lazy, you're not addicted, can stop anytime, alchohol is worse, you can drive after smoking it, does not make you violent.....etc (std dope heads answers)
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29 November 2005, 01:54 PM
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Oh, and queueing for taxi's in Leeds, sidestepping the pools of vomit at the same time
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No problem
Not that I can remember the last time I went out in leeds city centre with my mates.
Off out on thursday with the lads from work though to the queens hotel for the work xmas do, could be messy
As a non smoker.. nothing bothers me about smoking apart from one thing (every mate I drink with except maybe 1 or 2 smoke) is leaving a cig burning in an ashtray or not putting it out properly.. just seems to smell 100% worse!
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29 November 2005, 02:05 PM
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Originally Posted by davyboy
You do realise that you are doing something illegal.....can you really have any complaint if you are asked to stop?
I bet you are one of those geezers who smoke it all the time, but make out it's normal, does not make you lazy, you're not addicted, can stop anytime, alchohol is worse, you can drive after smoking it, does not make you violent.....etc (std dope heads answers)
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29 November 2005, 02:39 PM
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Originally Posted by _RIP_
I know doctors, lawyers and well respected buisnessmen who all smoke cannabis. Dont make out that smoking weed is worse than boozing or that all smokers are stupid dopeheads. Live and let live ffs.
29 November 2005, 03:16 PM
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My response to the question however is:
I don't feel comfortable around the loud 'chavtastic' bars of Nottingham, so I much prefer to either go out during the week when the blue collars can't afford to, or go to some more classy places, where the blue collars can't afford to go (you can't get 10 shots for 50p).
I actually went to a really nice out of town bar, on a date last night, called Amici's. Nice open fire, with comfortable sofas, polite staff, and non-sticky floors.
I don't feel comfortable around the loud 'chavtastic' bars of Nottingham, so I much prefer to either go out during the week when the blue collars can't afford to, or go to some more classy places, where the blue collars can't afford to go (you can't get 10 shots for 50p).
I actually went to a really nice out of town bar, on a date last night, called Amici's. Nice open fire, with comfortable sofas, polite staff, and non-sticky floors.
29 November 2005, 03:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Shonen
Yes, live and let live but if you are breaking the law in a pub then you have to expect them to get abit stroppy as you can get them closed down.
29 November 2005, 03:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Robbie T
I dont always feel the need, i stopped pissing on my hands when i was five and my ****'s clean cos i shower before i go out!
If your not happy with these blokes, stop holding their hands
If your not happy with these blokes, stop holding their hands
Spot on
I say this so often to my mates...As Sid the Sexist once said "I Pee out of the front of it, not the sides)...
29 November 2005, 03:43 PM
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Queueing to get into any of the aforementioned ****eholes has to be the worst thing - especially if it's cold / pishing doon 
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Then having spent half an hour in the queue having your worst fears about the ****ehole confirmed.
.Then having spent half an hour in the queue having your worst fears about the ****ehole confirmed.
29 November 2005, 03:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Reality
Queueing to get into any of the aforementioned ****eholes has to be the worst thing - especially if it's cold / pishing doon .
Then having spent half an hour in the queue having your worst fears about the ****ehole confirmed.
.Then having spent half an hour in the queue having your worst fears about the ****ehole confirmed.
29 November 2005, 03:57 PM
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Spot on I say this so often to my mates...As Sid the Sexist once said "I Pee out of the front of it, not the sides)...
I say this so often to my mates...As Sid the Sexist once said "I Pee out of the front of it, not the sides)... 
29 November 2005, 04:22 PM
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Originally Posted by stevencotton
It has nothing to do with urine, it's to do with the coliform bacteria that love to hang around down there, but oh no, you don't have those do you
29 November 2005, 04:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Abdabz
Spot on I say this so often to my mates...As Sid the Sexist once said "I Pee out of the front of it, not the sides)...
I say this so often to my mates...As Sid the Sexist once said "I Pee out of the front of it, not the sides)... Nick