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Old 14 December 2005, 12:50 PM
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Old 14 December 2005, 12:53 PM
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Originally Posted by 106rallye
IT contractor at the moment - was a ski bum for the last three years though - bit of a culture shock!

Want to change but money (and hours) are too good at the moment - bit of a catch 22

Andy
So what sort of hours are u talking then?
Old 14 December 2005, 12:54 PM
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Old 14 December 2005, 01:21 PM
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I steal software, music and videos using file exchange programs for a living, these are sold at car boot sales for a tidy profit each week. This is suplemented by buying pre order goods then reselling them on ebay for a profit. I don't tell the tax man about any of this so that's a good 40% extra on top. Oh, and I nearly forgot the disablility benefit I claim every week as I can't type or carry parcels any more.

I'm thinking about have 10 or so children as I've heard there's a good profit to be made there and a new house.
Old 14 December 2005, 01:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Chip Sengravy
Stunt ****.

Do you only do small parts?
Old 14 December 2005, 01:26 PM
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Originally Posted by JackClark
I steal software, music and videos using file exchange programs for a living, these are sold at car boot sales for a tidy profit each week. This is suplemented by buying pre order goods then reselling them on ebay for a profit. I don't tell the tax man about any of this so that's a good 40% extra on top. Oh, and I nearly forgot the disablility benefit I claim every week as I can't type or carry parcels any more.

I'm thinking about have 10 or so children as I've heard there's a good profit to be made there and a new house.

LOL....
Old 14 December 2005, 01:36 PM
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Originally Posted by JCScooby
So what sort of hours are u talking then?
When I worked in the ski resorts i was doing anything up to 55-60 hour weeks for about 70 quid a week!!! so anything is better than that really!

I am working for a great company at the moment good mix of contractors and permies, when the pressure is off no one bats an eyelid if you work from home, or get into work at 10.30. There is no one at the office timing how long you take for lunch etc.

However when the pressure is on then at the end of the day the work has to be done and if you don't achieve it you don't get booked again.

This suits me perfectly at the moment I probably will not take home any more than if i was a permie but for that money I get ALOT more than 28 days holiday out of it which means i can hopefully fit in a few ski trips this winter.

I just wish i liked the actual work!!

Andy
Old 14 December 2005, 01:38 PM
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Originally Posted by JackClark
I steal software, music and videos using file exchange programs for a living, these are sold at car boot sales for a tidy profit each week. This is suplemented by buying pre order goods then reselling them on ebay for a profit. I don't tell the tax man about any of this so that's a good 40% extra on top. Oh, and I nearly forgot the disablility benefit I claim every week as I can't type or carry parcels any more.

I'm thinking about have 10 or so children as I've heard there's a good profit to be made there and a new house.
The cut and thrust of anti virus software finally catch up then ?
Old 14 December 2005, 01:39 PM
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Practice manager and compliance oversight for an IFA firm. Also in charge of IT in all offices.
Old 14 December 2005, 01:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Stueyb
The cut and thrust of anti virus software finally catch up then ?
Much easier to be a petty criminal nowadays, more socially acceptable. Working for a living and buying goods is for suckers from the dark ages.
Old 14 December 2005, 01:58 PM
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I am a H&S officer for a large telecomms company, i go round our sites and make sure our engineers are wearing the correct equipment and that their paperwork is up to date. I cover all of Scotland and the North of England down to Manchester/Nottingham.
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Old 14 December 2005, 02:06 PM
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Old 14 December 2005, 02:08 PM
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Old 14 December 2005, 02:16 PM
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Originally Posted by oobster
I am a H&S officer for a large telecomms company, i go round our sites and make sure our engineers are wearing the correct equipment and that their paperwork is up to date. I cover all of Scotland and the North of England down to Manchester/Nottingham.
...If they are dangling upside down off a wonky old pair of wooden stepladders with a 240 volt drill, is totally irrelevant, as long as their paperwork is up to date, right?
Old 14 December 2005, 02:23 PM
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I am a commercial copyright enforcer, I scan the net for people who steal software, music and videos using file exchange programs for a living, who then sell these at car boot sales for a tidy profit each week.

Old 14 December 2005, 02:28 PM
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oh no you're not.........
Old 14 December 2005, 02:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Chip Sengravy
...If they are dangling upside down off a wonky old pair of wooden stepladders with a 240 volt drill, is totally irrelevant, as long as their paperwork is up to date, right?
Absolutely. We actively encourage dangling upside down off a wonky old pair of wooden stepladders with a 240 volt drill actually. But all we ask is that they make sure the cord on the drill is frayed, and they make sure they only do this task once they've been to the pub for 3 or 4 pints at lunchtime.
Old 14 December 2005, 02:29 PM
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Chips the "adult entertainer" is not for here
Old 14 December 2005, 02:31 PM
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oh yes he is....



(Go with it L, it's panto season...)
Old 14 December 2005, 02:33 PM
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I bet you've heard more than your fair share of "he's behind you" on your weekends off
Old 14 December 2005, 02:42 PM
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oh no I haven't

Stop muppetting this good chaps thread please L101
Old 14 December 2005, 02:43 PM
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Sheep Sheerer, i only work in the spring

Though i usually have to travel to NZ for work in the winter

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Old 14 December 2005, 02:46 PM
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you sure thats Sheep Shearer ....
Old 14 December 2005, 02:49 PM
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Says so on my contract

My brothers name is Duncan
Old 14 December 2005, 02:51 PM
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International Playboy

(unemployed really )
Old 14 December 2005, 03:08 PM
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you never took up the offer of the fancy ballustade work then?
Old 14 December 2005, 03:09 PM
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Investment Banking
Old 14 December 2005, 03:12 PM
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