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Old 15 December 2005, 12:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Chip Sengravy
There was a bloke on here that admitted to ******** lisa riley...sti-wannasubaru I think was his name...

what's wrong with that? i would happily sh@g lisa riley if she bought me a low mileage 22b
Old 15 December 2005, 12:23 PM
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Originally Posted by LUCKO
what's wrong with that? i would happily sh@g lisa riley if she bought me a low mileage 22b
I 'think' he did it for free though ........
Old 15 December 2005, 12:30 PM
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apologies to sti-wanna...

it was this sick ****!
Old 15 December 2005, 12:32 PM
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i have sent him a link via the private message facility www.specsavers.com
Old 15 December 2005, 12:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Chip Sengravy
apologies to sti-wanna...

it was this sick ****!
LMFAO, I thought you was just on a wind up mission and not being serious.

Sick ****
Old 15 December 2005, 12:37 PM
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Originally Posted by aboredworker
LMFAO, I thought you was just on a wind up mission and not being serious.

Sick ****
Ditto

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Old 15 December 2005, 12:37 PM
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You don't make jokes about **** like that
Old 15 December 2005, 12:42 PM
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Fcukin fat moose she is, she'd have to fart to give you a clue
Old 15 December 2005, 12:49 PM
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Originally Posted by LUCKO
she's got nipples like transit wheel nuts
LOL Could hang a wet duffle coat off of that
Old 15 December 2005, 04:23 PM
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Lisa Riley - only 2 celebrity **** points - you'd need to be pretty desperate in building up your total to give her one.

In fact, you'd have to do her 4 times to equal one Vorderman, or 5 times to equal the Queen or Kylie.
Old 15 December 2005, 06:25 PM
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Lisa Riley earns you some SERIOUS celebrity **** points....in a Jackass kind of way...

Now, Sonia off Eastenders...
Old 15 December 2005, 07:10 PM
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Only if you're trying for the lowest overall total while still ******** celebrities.

Any normal Soap Opera bird is a default 5 pointer, they might get a couple of bonus points if they used to be someone more famous ( Patsy Kensit, Babs Windsor etc.. ) but will lost points for being a complete munter.

Its a complicated system though, for example, you'd expect Gillian Taylforth to be your standard 5 points, BUT, if you got her to suck you off in a layby, you'd get 3 bonus points as well, taking her up to Vorderman level.
Old 15 December 2005, 07:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Patt@firstime
http://www.bapwatch.co.uk/Friends/gw649.jpg

Anyone for the mile high club?!?!

**** yesssss
is that charity dingle on the right? she'd get it 2 the filthy old shlapper
Old 15 December 2005, 07:20 PM
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Originally Posted by MikeCardiff
Only if you're trying for the lowest overall total while still ******** celebrities.

Any normal Soap Opera bird is a default 5 pointer, they might get a couple of bonus points if they used to be someone more famous ( Patsy Kensit, Babs Windsor etc.. ) but will lost points for being a complete munter.

Its a complicated system though, for example, you'd expect Gillian Taylforth to be your standard 5 points, BUT, if you got her to suck you off in a layby, you'd get 3 bonus points as well, taking her up to Vorderman level.

Interesting scoring system....

What would you get for being Ethel's little *****?
Old 16 December 2005, 08:21 AM
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Originally Posted by Patt@firstime
http://www.bapwatch.co.uk/Friends/gw649.jpg

Anyone for the mile high club?!?!

I'd dive in from the top board
Old 16 December 2005, 09:20 AM
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Originally Posted by Chip Sengravy
There was a bloke on here that admitted to ******** lisa riley...sti-wannasubaru I think was his name...

low low low blow!!

Can webby remove this before my good name is tainted!
Old 16 December 2005, 09:22 AM
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Originally Posted by Chip Sengravy
apologies to sti-wanna...

it was this sick ****!


I can show my face in Leeds again!!!
Old 16 December 2005, 09:35 AM
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Aniston and Jolie all get the thumbs up from me!! without question i would.....

I just hope none of them have yeast infections
Old 16 December 2005, 11:52 AM
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Originally Posted by STi wanna Subaru


I can show my face in Leeds again!!!




Apologies my man, for my slur on your good name!
Old 16 December 2005, 07:05 PM
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well i must join in
My ex-wife (translated as ex-nutter) used to work for Virgin and she was in the scene where the friends were in the uk shooting the ross/emily story (cant remember which series) and its the one about rachel getting on the flight to london to stop the wedding. anyway to cut a long story short , i went to watch the episode being filmed near wembley and I got to watch rachel and the others film. lots of close up action and afterwards got to meet the cast and had a personlised message from jennifer written to me (when my wife wasnt looking ). she is even nicer close up, but i was making an effort to not look at her nipples...honest !!

must dig out the autograph somewhere..

my ex-wife is in the shot for about 3 secs i think
Old 17 December 2005, 09:17 AM
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Originally Posted by SwissTony
well i must join in
My ex-wife (translated as ex-nutter) used to work for Virgin and she was in the scene where the friends were in the uk shooting the ross/emily story (cant remember which series) and its the one about rachel getting on the flight to london to stop the wedding. anyway to cut a long story short , i went to watch the episode being filmed near wembley and I got to watch rachel and the others film. lots of close up action and afterwards got to meet the cast and had a personlised message from jennifer written to me (when my wife wasnt looking ). she is even nicer close up, but i was making an effort to not look at her nipples...honest !!

must dig out the autograph somewhere..

my ex-wife is in the shot for about 3 secs i think
Not a bad 'claim to fame'
Old 17 December 2005, 10:15 AM
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As sad as it sounds me and g/f are fans of Friends. Jennifer anniston is nice but if i had to choose between her and Courtney *** (Monica) i would go with Courtney

I'm a sucker for brunettes :\
Old 17 December 2005, 10:23 AM
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Originally Posted by EP82
As sad as it sounds me and g/f are fans of Friends. Jennifer anniston is nice but if i had to choose between her and Courtney *** (Monica) i would go with Courtney

I'm a sucker for brunettes :\
Nooooo, don't think you would have much of a Q for her
Old 17 December 2005, 12:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Patt@firstime
Nooooo, don't think you would have much of a Q for her
Agreed

I think the phrase required is 'Scraggy old dog'
Old 17 December 2005, 05:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Patt@firstime
Not a bad 'claim to fame'
thx matt



BTW ex-wife is going begging if anyone is interested..
Old 17 December 2005, 05:34 PM
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Originally Posted by SwissTony
thx matt



BTW ex-wife is going begging if anyone is interested..


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