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Originally Posted by Chip Sengravy
There was a bloke on here that admitted to ******** lisa riley...sti-wannasubaru I think was his name...
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what's wrong with that? i would happily sh@g lisa riley if she bought me a low mileage 22b
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Lisa Riley - only 2 celebrity **** points - you'd need to be pretty desperate in building up your total to give her one.
In fact, you'd have to do her 4 times to equal one Vorderman, or 5 times to equal the Queen or Kylie.
In fact, you'd have to do her 4 times to equal one Vorderman, or 5 times to equal the Queen or Kylie.
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Only if you're trying for the lowest overall total while still ******** celebrities.
Any normal Soap Opera bird is a default 5 pointer, they might get a couple of bonus points if they used to be someone more famous ( Patsy Kensit, Babs Windsor etc.. ) but will lost points for being a complete munter.
Its a complicated system though, for example, you'd expect Gillian Taylforth to be your standard 5 points, BUT, if you got her to suck you off in a layby, you'd get 3 bonus points as well, taking her up to Vorderman level.
Any normal Soap Opera bird is a default 5 pointer, they might get a couple of bonus points if they used to be someone more famous ( Patsy Kensit, Babs Windsor etc.. ) but will lost points for being a complete munter.
Its a complicated system though, for example, you'd expect Gillian Taylforth to be your standard 5 points, BUT, if you got her to suck you off in a layby, you'd get 3 bonus points as well, taking her up to Vorderman level.
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Originally Posted by MikeCardiff
Only if you're trying for the lowest overall total while still ******** celebrities.
Any normal Soap Opera bird is a default 5 pointer, they might get a couple of bonus points if they used to be someone more famous ( Patsy Kensit, Babs Windsor etc.. ) but will lost points for being a complete munter.
Its a complicated system though, for example, you'd expect Gillian Taylforth to be your standard 5 points, BUT, if you got her to suck you off in a layby, you'd get 3 bonus points as well, taking her up to Vorderman level.
Any normal Soap Opera bird is a default 5 pointer, they might get a couple of bonus points if they used to be someone more famous ( Patsy Kensit, Babs Windsor etc.. ) but will lost points for being a complete munter.
Its a complicated system though, for example, you'd expect Gillian Taylforth to be your standard 5 points, BUT, if you got her to suck you off in a layby, you'd get 3 bonus points as well, taking her up to Vorderman level.
Interesting scoring system....
What would you get for being Ethel's little *****?
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Originally Posted by Chip Sengravy
There was a bloke on here that admitted to ******** lisa riley...sti-wannasubaru I think was his name...
Can webby remove this before my good name is tainted!
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well i must join in
My ex-wife (translated as ex-nutter) used to work for Virgin and she was in the scene where the friends were in the uk shooting the ross/emily story (cant remember which series) and its the one about rachel getting on the flight to london to stop the wedding. anyway to cut a long story short , i went to watch the episode being filmed near wembley and I got to watch rachel and the others film. lots of close up action and afterwards got to meet the cast and had a personlised message from jennifer written to me (when my wife wasnt looking ). she is even nicer close up, but i was making an effort to not look at her nipples...honest !!
must dig out the autograph somewhere..
my ex-wife is in the shot for about 3 secs i think
My ex-wife (translated as ex-nutter) used to work for Virgin and she was in the scene where the friends were in the uk shooting the ross/emily story (cant remember which series) and its the one about rachel getting on the flight to london to stop the wedding. anyway to cut a long story short , i went to watch the episode being filmed near wembley and I got to watch rachel and the others film. lots of close up action and afterwards got to meet the cast and had a personlised message from jennifer written to me (when my wife wasnt looking ). she is even nicer close up, but i was making an effort to not look at her nipples...honest !!
must dig out the autograph somewhere..
my ex-wife is in the shot for about 3 secs i think
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Originally Posted by SwissTony
well i must join in
My ex-wife (translated as ex-nutter) used to work for Virgin and she was in the scene where the friends were in the uk shooting the ross/emily story (cant remember which series) and its the one about rachel getting on the flight to london to stop the wedding. anyway to cut a long story short , i went to watch the episode being filmed near wembley and I got to watch rachel and the others film. lots of close up action and afterwards got to meet the cast and had a personlised message from jennifer written to me (when my wife wasnt looking ). she is even nicer close up, but i was making an effort to not look at her nipples...honest !!
must dig out the autograph somewhere..
my ex-wife is in the shot for about 3 secs i think
My ex-wife (translated as ex-nutter) used to work for Virgin and she was in the scene where the friends were in the uk shooting the ross/emily story (cant remember which series) and its the one about rachel getting on the flight to london to stop the wedding. anyway to cut a long story short , i went to watch the episode being filmed near wembley and I got to watch rachel and the others film. lots of close up action and afterwards got to meet the cast and had a personlised message from jennifer written to me (when my wife wasnt looking ). she is even nicer close up, but i was making an effort to not look at her nipples...honest !!
must dig out the autograph somewhere..
my ex-wife is in the shot for about 3 secs i think
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As sad as it sounds me and g/f are fans of Friends. Jennifer anniston is nice but if i had to choose between her and Courtney *** (Monica) i would go with Courtney
I'm a sucker for brunettes :\
I'm a sucker for brunettes :\
#53
Originally Posted by EP82
As sad as it sounds me and g/f are fans of Friends. Jennifer anniston is nice but if i had to choose between her and Courtney *** (Monica) i would go with Courtney
I'm a sucker for brunettes :\
I'm a sucker for brunettes :\
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