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Old 17 December 2005, 11:59 AM
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Originally Posted by corradoboy
Dark alley and key their foreheads, and then wait 'til they're 17+ and chuffed to bits with their chav'd up biscuit tin Coarser and key every panel, then repeat ad nauseum every time they get it repaired or seek a replacement.

I think one of them has already got a sh*t box corsa i think i'll make sure its his then do my worst
Old 17 December 2005, 12:03 PM
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blowtorch his face off
Old 17 December 2005, 12:06 PM
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Originally Posted by kingofturds
blowtorch his face off



Harsh but fair
Old 17 December 2005, 12:09 PM
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Originally Posted by willfal
I was pulled off the guy and taken into the front office/reception area. I was told by the copper that "if i wanted to kick the b*stard in to do it somewhere other than infront of the station".

Will
Well done that officer!!!

Sorry to hear about the damage to your car mate.

I'd hate to think what I'd do to any scote that vandalised my car.

I recall someone on here telling us the method of razor wire soaked in water and then put in the freezer so ice forms around it making insertion into the culprits anus easy. Of course, then the ice melts and getting it back out becomes......... interesting!

Of course, that might be going a bit far..........

NS04
Old 17 December 2005, 12:21 PM
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Tony Martin had the right idea shoot the ba$tard's just don't tell people first?
Old 17 December 2005, 12:56 PM
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Originally Posted by kingofturds
blowtorch his face off
My favorute response so far
Old 17 December 2005, 02:47 PM
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I would set fire to their Shell Suits

While there still wearing them...

Scummy Chav B*stards
Old 17 December 2005, 02:55 PM
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Hire a JCB and use it to demolish the abode of said chav. The chav family will both be upset homeless and consequently no longer residents of your estate.
Sorted...
Old 18 December 2005, 11:36 PM
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Really gutted for you m8, the little ba$tard deserves what ever he gets but I say............

Cut the little fuuckers bollox off then sit him down in a bowl of salt.
or smash his fingers one by one with a club hammer.


I'm a nice bloke really!!!
Old 18 December 2005, 11:58 PM
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I had similar problems at home.

Kids (read chavs) were messing around with cars at the end of our road, and be being an airsoftee with some useful equipment decided to set up on the quiet corner of his house looking at the cars.....

Sure enough down they come to screw with the cars, about 20 yds from us but not even thinking to look for us I used my sniper rifle and must have crakced 3 of them in the head before they started to leg it.

They haven't been back since, shame really as I enjoyed the target practice.
Old 19 December 2005, 12:35 AM
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Catch the ****, put his nuts in a metal working vise and turn the handle. You won't feel a thing
Old 19 December 2005, 02:40 AM
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Originally Posted by dan1982
I had similar problems at home.

Kids (read chavs) were messing around with cars at the end of our road, and be being an airsoftee with some useful equipment decided to set up on the quiet corner of his house looking at the cars.....

Sure enough down they come to screw with the cars, about 20 yds from us but not even thinking to look for us I used my sniper rifle and must have crakced 3 of them in the head before they started to leg it.

They haven't been back since, shame really as I enjoyed the target practice.
nothing like having live targets, huh?
Old 19 December 2005, 10:24 AM
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Nothing better

Nat21, I think the point is there is a blatant lack of respect for other people's property, and when you calculate the cost of getting everything back as it should be (at worst a respray I suppose) then it can end up costing a lot of money.

Besides what would you call more serious???
Old 19 December 2005, 10:40 AM
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Sorry Nat, I was being sarcastic...................

It depends on the person as to whether it's serious or not though. If you had a car worth a few quid, would you appreciate it if it happened to you?
Old 19 December 2005, 10:47 AM
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Stanley knife (fixed blade) two blades one match... you do the maths..

or my mate that was in prison said kiddy fiddlers got a tooth brush with two razor blades.. {Never heard it from me}

Revenge allways ends in retalliation (sp) unless its done right! or anonymously..
Old 19 December 2005, 11:20 AM
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Nat21 - this is a 'car' forum, so its safe to assume that most people on here love their cars to bits, so when some little rat kid feels the need to p!ss around with it and damage it intentionally surely you can understand why people get upset!
Old 19 December 2005, 11:30 AM
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How about getting their names, make up a poster and stick it all over the neighbourhood, telling people exactly what they've done. It'll certainly shame their parents, and perhaps they'll take a bit more responsibility for them.
Old 19 December 2005, 11:38 AM
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Originally Posted by Nat21
No, i wouldn't like it but i wouldn't lose any sleep over it! It's what insurance is for! Each to their own though, i probably get wound up over things that other people wouldn't be bothered by.
You want to loose your no claims cause some ****** can't leave your property alone? These are very expensive cars to insure, so much so that most people would rather pay for the damage out of their own pocket than get the insurance companies involved as it would cost them more!

I think most people on here are just letting of steam, but ASAIC if you're going to deliberately damage other people property and get caught you deserve no sympathy if you wind up with a right good kicking!

Ns04
Old 19 December 2005, 04:05 PM
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Originally Posted by New_scooby_04
You want to loose your no claims cause some ****** can't leave your property alone? These are very expensive cars to insure, so much so that most people would rather pay for the damage out of their own pocket than get the insurance companies involved as it would cost them more!

I think most people on here are just letting of steam, but ASAIC if you're going to deliberately damage other people property and get caught you deserve no sympathy if you wind up with a right good kicking!

Ns04

Well said that man as it happens its gone in for its respray today , i'm hoping to get it back tommorrow afternoon And yes its been paid for out of my own pocket i hate giving ar$ho*e insurance companys any more than they already get
Old 19 December 2005, 05:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Nat21
WTF are you lot on?

He scrathed a car,hardly crime of the century. From the responses on this thread i'd have guessed that he'd raped your wife and burnt your house down or something equally serious!
Is there something you want to tell us? Perhaps you were a car vandalizing chav at some point in your life?! You must be to think that someone keying your car is not serious.

This sort of laid back attitude to crime is why this country f*cked when it comes to dealing with these scumbags. Hang and burn the F*ckers, if no one wants the job I'll do it...........
Old 19 December 2005, 05:47 PM
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This happened to my Gtir 2 years ago,

A few friends were round for our house warming party and then later that evening we went out on the town. Next morning myself and wife were off to the mother in laws to get our son, stopping off at the car wash on the way.

The wife went into the garage to pay for the token for the machine whilst i'm out with the wonder wheels!! when i started washing the car she said to me whats that, being a bit hung over i didn't notice the BIG F'ING scratch from tail lights to head lights right down the drivers side.

It was reported to the police and they did their door to doors questioning of our street, which i might add is really quiet...... nodoby seen a thing.

A week later my younger brother was at a party in wick, a town 20 miles from where i live, a few lads there were talking about going down the steet to kick some wing mirrors off. One in particular boasted about end to ending a gtir in Thurso (where i live).

My younger brother managed to find out a few things about this guy and passed his name onto me.

I couldn't go to the police with this info as the party my bro was at wasnt particularly one which i approve off him going to.. and i didn't want the police harrassing him... (he likes a smoke!!)

anyway, i was in wick one particular weekend and going through town when i spotted the bloke who scratched my pride and joy. i said to my mate who was driving to pull over NOW!!

i jumped out the car and kicked 2 shades of sh*t out of him, his girl friend ran over to the police station directly accross the road and out came the 2 coppers. I was pulled off the guy and taken into the front office/reception area. I was told by the copper that "if i wanted to kick the b*stard in to do it somewhere other than infront of the station".

He's a trouble making bloke that goes out and fires whatever down his neck then goes about picking fights and smashing up property, the police were sick of him.

I'm not saying you'll get away with this kind of behaviour, i only did because of the police being sick of their own justice system not working, had our community been a bit bigger then the police may have had a different approch, plus the guy didn't want to press charges either.

Will

Nicely done!
Old 19 December 2005, 06:14 PM
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Originally Posted by DJ140
Is there something you want to tell us? Perhaps you were a car vandalizing chav at some point in your life?! You must be to think that someone keying your car is not serious.

This sort of laid back attitude to crime is why this country f*cked when it comes to dealing with these scumbags. Hang and burn the F*ckers, if no one wants the job I'll do it...........
Here Here.

She obviously doesnt think that getting a full respray on your car is anything to worry about. I know it would **** me off. These little Chav scumbags need to be taught a bit of respect. They dont seem to have any nowdays.

I bet shes the parent of one of these little lowlifes....Lets them do what they want at all hours of the day.....

My kids are going to get taught to respect other peoples belongings...
Old 19 December 2005, 06:29 PM
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Originally Posted by yam got a scooby
Here Here.

She obviously doesnt think that getting a full respray on your car is anything to worry about. I know it would **** me off. These little Chav scumbags need to be taught a bit of respect. They dont seem to have any nowdays.

I bet shes the parent of one of these little lowlifes....Lets them do what they want at all hours of the day.....

My kids are going to get taught to respect other peoples belongings...
That explains it, Nat is a woman..................And yes she probably has kids who cause damage to other peoples property, but she tells them not to worry, as the owner has a perfectly good insurance policy that will pay out at no cost to the driver!!!!!!

Apart from the inconvenience, excess (£450 in my case) etc, etc.

FFS Nat, are you for real or just winding us up?!
Old 19 December 2005, 06:47 PM
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Apart from not caring about her car or anyone elses, she obviously hasnt got a sense of humour either. If she thinks all the comments on this thread are going to be carried out. Its just a bit of banter. Dont think she should be on SN if she cant take it.....Its just a way of venting a bit of anger at the situation...........
Old 19 December 2005, 06:58 PM
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Originally Posted by sparky d
I popped down to my daughters school the other day to watch the local christmas play in which starred my little girl , it only lasted about an hour so i thought my car would be safe where i left it. HOW WRONG I WAS !

By the time i got back home it was dark therfore there was nothing obviously untoward with the car and i thought nothing of it , Untill the next morning when i left for work and gasped in horror at what had been done .

ALL the way down my passenger side i noticed a deep scratch as if done by a key or something i understandably stood gobsmacked and gutted and didnt know what to say, But on my arrival home from work my neighbour ( who was also at the play ) happend to mention that he saw a small group of the local " CHAVS" messing about near my car , i have since managed to find out that it deffinately was one of the three fu**ing scumbags which my neighbour had spotted near my car ,

so i just thought i'd ask what everybody else would do to the lowlife scum if given half the chance
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leave it go for a bit then use your key on him ... and remember it never happened... loose lips sink ships...
Old 19 December 2005, 07:05 PM
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Another one of the good old sayings still being put to good use , the only problem is being patient enough to leave it for a while
Old 19 December 2005, 07:25 PM
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i had same problem with fcukin chav scum. silver subaru logo valve caps, pilfered from car, driver side wing mirror broken, whole new replacement required, and dog **** smeared over windscreen, all this in my own driveway, ,spoke to a few of the young team in my street and eventually found out who culprit was, Local rs hole ******** always up to no good ,**** had been mouthing to his chav scum mates about how he had done a scooby ( Mine )
following Weekend found the chav scum and friends drinking in park near my house.
Had a quiet word with him , and am due to appear in court on 19th January 2006, if it hadn,t been for my wife stopping me i probably would be up for murder instead of assault.now the local scum know to stay well clear of me and the street i live in. not proud of myself but when your spend hard earned on a car you take great pride in just for some jealous chav scum to desecrate it it,s hard not to lose control when you do get the chance to confront them,bastads


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