Funny wedding one liners needed!
#32
Scooby Senior
![Default](images/icons/icon1.gif)
hi jacking this thread........ sorry.
we're getting married in September.... honeymoon already booked!
anyone else got any different 'favours' for the guests on the tables..
Jo's already seen the Fortune Cookies and the love heart sweets... but is there anything you've seen that would be great?
Phil
we're getting married in September.... honeymoon already booked!
anyone else got any different 'favours' for the guests on the tables..
Jo's already seen the Fortune Cookies and the love heart sweets... but is there anything you've seen that would be great?
Phil
#39
![Default](images/icons/icon1.gif)
Not really a one liner, but a funny one when I did a best man job.
The other day in the chemist, I had this moment of inspiration. I finally worked out condom packets.
3 pack - they're for you late teens. One for Friday night, one for Saturday night and one for Sunday night.
6 pack - they're for you twenty-somethings. Two for Friday night, two for Saturday night and two for Sunday night.
12 Pack?? Well... they're for married people. One for January, One for February etc etc...
The other day in the chemist, I had this moment of inspiration. I finally worked out condom packets.
3 pack - they're for you late teens. One for Friday night, one for Saturday night and one for Sunday night.
6 pack - they're for you twenty-somethings. Two for Friday night, two for Saturday night and two for Sunday night.
12 Pack?? Well... they're for married people. One for January, One for February etc etc...
![Lol1](images/smilies/lol1.gif)
#40
![Default](images/icons/icon1.gif)
Originally Posted by kwaky
Not really a one liner, but a funny one when I did a best man job.
The other day in the chemist, I had this moment of inspiration. I finally worked out condom packets.
3 pack - they're for you late teens. One for Friday night, one for Saturday night and one for Sunday night.
6 pack - they're for you twenty-somethings. Two for Friday night, two for Saturday night and two for Sunday night.
12 Pack?? Well... they're for married people. One for January, One for February etc etc...![Lol1](images/smilies/lol1.gif)
The other day in the chemist, I had this moment of inspiration. I finally worked out condom packets.
3 pack - they're for you late teens. One for Friday night, one for Saturday night and one for Sunday night.
6 pack - they're for you twenty-somethings. Two for Friday night, two for Saturday night and two for Sunday night.
12 Pack?? Well... they're for married people. One for January, One for February etc etc...
![Lol1](images/smilies/lol1.gif)
![Lol](images/smilies/lol.gif)
I've never heard that one lamo!
Here's a crappy but tame one....
"Being married is like any other job.... it helps if you like your boss"
#41
Moderator
iTrader: (4)
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: The Terry Crews of moderation. P P P P P P POWER!!
Posts: 18,687
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
![Default](images/icons/icon1.gif)
Originally Posted by andypugh2000
Last time I stood up to make a speech I got a £100 fine and community service ![Wink](images/smilies/wink.gif)
![Wink](images/smilies/wink.gif)
![Big Grin](images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
"Homer, would you like to present your rebuttal?"
"With pleasure" Moons audience!!
![Big Grin](images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
![Big Grin](images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
Ns04
#44
Scooby Regular
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Newcastle
Posts: 1,981
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
![Default](images/icons/icon1.gif)
I heard this one once.....
Best man - "Today i've been told by the Groom to be on my best behavior! He's also said that if i do a good job I can be best man at his next wedding as well!!"
Best man - "Today i've been told by the Groom to be on my best behavior! He's also said that if i do a good job I can be best man at his next wedding as well!!"
![Big Grin](images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
Thread
Thread Starter
Forum
Replies
Last Post
Scott@ScoobySpares
Full Cars Breaking For Spares
61
11 January 2021 03:08 PM
robbie1988
Wanted
2
13 September 2015 09:25 AM
Scooby-Doo 2
Wheels And Tyres For Sale
1
09 September 2015 06:51 PM