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Old 20 January 2006, 02:33 PM
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Better tell it to swim the other way before Bliar taxes it along with the folks watching. Plus VAT of course.

Or maybe he misheard someone suggesting setting up a think tank and organised the biggest "fish" he could find!!!

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Old 20 January 2006, 02:43 PM
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Its actually a Dolphin that calls itself a whale to try and justify its post Christmas podge !
Old 20 January 2006, 02:46 PM
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Whale meat again, dont know where, dont know when....
Old 20 January 2006, 02:51 PM
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Old 20 January 2006, 02:53 PM
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Whales 1 - 0 England
Old 20 January 2006, 02:55 PM
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Originally Posted by pnbond007
it must be a bike wale, cause there's one in the cut in Dudley......
I go running near the cut in Dudley.....Kingswinford and all round there.....only whale I've ever seen was a fat bird near Wordsley.

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Old 20 January 2006, 02:55 PM
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Nice!!! Poor thing.

Swimming in waters predominantly populated by dead bodies, needles, ****e, spew, and pubic hair.
Old 20 January 2006, 02:56 PM
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Originally Posted by TheBigMan
Nice!!! Poor thing.

Swimming in waters predominantly populated by dead bodies, needles, ****e, spew, and pubic hair.
No....it was swimming past Parliament, not in it!

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Old 20 January 2006, 03:03 PM
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I whaley think there have been too many gags about this.
Old 20 January 2006, 03:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Robbie T
Anne Widdecombe hates it when she's distraced during her morning swim
http://www.echate.com/chistes/visuales/*****.jpg

Old 20 January 2006, 03:06 PM
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Old 20 January 2006, 03:13 PM
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Hope it makes it out alive !
I mean, come on. How many minutes silence would you have to give a great big whale if it dies ??
Old 20 January 2006, 03:23 PM
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Originally Posted by comic cuts
No....it was swimming past Parliament, not in it!

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Old 20 January 2006, 03:33 PM
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Originally Posted by PG
Hope it makes it out alive !
I mean, come on. How many minutes silence would you have to give a great big whale if it dies ??
A whale of a time!!!

Sorry.

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Old 20 January 2006, 04:06 PM
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praps it is an al quaeda suicide whale!!

one in London, one in Berlin have any other cities reported seeing one in its capital
Old 20 January 2006, 04:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Wurzel
praps it is an al quaeda suicide whale!!

one in London, one in Berlin have any other cities reported seeing one in its capital
No....but there's a baboon in The White House!

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Old 20 January 2006, 04:15 PM
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Maybe the ruskies sent it =)

did i just see a black helicopter?
Old 20 January 2006, 04:23 PM
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Whale I'll be damned!!
Old 20 January 2006, 04:24 PM
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Originally Posted by JPACOUPE
Whale meat again, dont know where, dont know when....
There's a Jim Capaldi solo album called Whale Meat Again.
Old 20 January 2006, 05:52 PM
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The news said it may be disorientated...

...of course it is fekking disorientated it is halfway across the home counties!!
Old 20 January 2006, 07:59 PM
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Very sad. The response of the 'great' British public is even sedder.
Old 20 January 2006, 08:26 PM
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If the gay community hears that there's Free ***** in the Thames, they'll be fishing out **** for days.

I'll get my coat.

Suresh

P.S. It was the lead story on the Dutch national news tonight!!
Old 20 January 2006, 08:43 PM
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That Whale is fooked when the Thames freezes over like PSL said it would.
Old 20 January 2006, 10:29 PM
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Originally Posted by J4CKO
That Whale is fooked when the Thames freezes over like PSL said it would.
Wouldn't be the first time it's frozen over ..... it has happened plenty of times.

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Old 21 January 2006, 10:49 AM
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Has it made it to the Japanese embassy yet?

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Old 21 January 2006, 11:02 AM
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Originally Posted by pslewis
Wouldn't be the first time it's frozen over ..... it has happened plenty of times.

Pete
Shame you're the only man left alive who is old enough to remember is Pete!
Old 21 January 2006, 11:53 AM
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I can't understand why they are f'king about with it. Why not just net it, lift it out and sedate it, let it recover in some kind of cobbled up pen in thames estuary, then release it?..take it further out to sea if need be.
Old 21 January 2006, 12:11 PM
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I know. It's a very unedifying sight seeing the poor beast hounded to death my meatheads swarming around it in boats, and the crowds baiting it from the shoreline

There have been various widlife experts BBC News 24 quietly expressing their disappointment thoughout the morning. Frankly, these pictures will be beamed around the world and the English will once again be an embarrassing laughing stock.
Old 21 January 2006, 12:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Suresh
If the gay community hears that there's Free ***** in the Thames, they'll be fishing out **** for days.


On a serious note tho, I hope they get the whale back to sea safely.
Old 21 January 2006, 02:19 PM
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Originally Posted by pslewis
Wouldn't be the first time it's frozen over ..... it has happened plenty of times.

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