If Maggot is 26, I'll eat hay with a horse
23 January 2006, 01:08 AM
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Originally Posted by oik
It stops the yapping, you see! 
Night Lesley!!
23 January 2006, 01:12 AM
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Originally Posted by oik
Damn! 
23 January 2006, 01:18 AM
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I think the male chauvinist was based on your..
'You women think you all look pert and pretty.. when a man looks at you he see's the same thing - until you start all that tiresome yapping..'
Thats a typical male for you.. always getting it wrong.
'You women think you all look pert and pretty.. when a man looks at you he see's the same thing - until you start all that tiresome yapping..'
Thats a typical male for you.. always getting it wrong.
23 January 2006, 01:22 AM
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And you are nothing more than a female chauvinist poodle!*
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23 January 2006, 01:25 AM
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Originally Posted by oik
And you are nothing more than a female chauvinist poodle!*
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23 January 2006, 07:19 AM
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He's 42 actually. Some of the other band members were on CBBLB a while back and said he'd done it as a joke. (He reversed the numbers.)
23 January 2006, 12:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Clarebabes
He's 42 actually. Some of the other band members were on CBBLB a while back and said he'd done it as a joke. (He reversed the numbers.)
So Oik..
Get on your knees and beg for mercy..
23 January 2006, 10:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Clarebabes
He's 42 actually. Some of the other band members were on CBBLB a while back and said he'd done it as a joke. (He reversed the numbers.)
So you have it on good authority from the biggest **** takers in popular music!
Suckers!
23 January 2006, 10:40 PM
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The guy is a legend.....I hope the BB thing gives the GLC some decent exsposure, as **** takes go, they are very good 
The Maggot:
Spaceman, blow up..........
Oh, maggot, he's a modern day fagan
Turfing out your pockets like a christian burns a pagan
Dripping with charm, style and panache
He'll leave you sore like a venereal rash
They tried to catch him, he says, 'time to dash'
He always leaves a party with a wallet full of cash
He's a *******, but he's always looking flash
With his shoes like Dick Turpin, across his waist he wears a sash
Sporting top hat, with a pocket watch too
The tallest member of the goldie lookin' crew
Watch out if he's there when you're pissed
He learnt his science from the man, Oliver Twist
Of his crimes, we tried to compile a list
Selling sexy DVD's of a ***** being kissed
Stealing pensions on the old and infirm
Made a fortune selling doctors fake sperm
Like Charles Dickens, there's a lesson to be learned
Beware the maggot cos the worm has turned
Whoop......whoop......whoop
All of you shall witness the day that Babylon shall fall
Just like Jack The Ripper, he'll do you up a kipper
And he's like a highway man holding up a newborn nipper
He's smarter than Sherlock Holmes, alright, he beats Taggart
I'm dapper, refined and they call me the maggot
Turn your back and your pocket, he will pick
His eyes and talons are fukin' deadly equipped
Like a chameleon, i'm the master thief
Using a disguise, dressed like Penelope Keith
You gotta smoke a reefer or two
You gotta smoke a reefer or two
You gotta smoke a reefer or two
You gotta smoke a reefer or two
I steal money and hide it in my rectal hole
Taking belongings in my ultimate goal
I'll take your china, your silver and your soul
By darkness and night, I shimmy up the drain-pipe
The maggot, the maggot, that's who I am
Don't ever trust me, always doing a scam
I punched a woman and stole the baby and a pram
I even sliced my ***** up and sold it as ham
Gold chains and watches, maggot's got plenty
He pinched them from ladies and upset the gentry
Like Sherlock Holmes bumming Watson, it's elementary
He's the modern day menace of the nineteenth century
A gentleman thief, a scholar and a rogue
Doing the locomotion like Kylie Minogue
He's got the strength of ten, like a maniac
And i'm also identified as Spring-heeled Jack
Whoa, here he comes, watch out, son, he'll rip you off
Whoa, here he comes, he's a money grabbing ******* from Newport
I'm maggot with the GLC
Big shout to all the Valleys
Free Dick Turpin and the ring stinger
Big up to Dipper Nan
Merthyr Connection
Postman Port, big shout out to Postman Port
And Mark, running the bar
Always sorts it
Big up Hafodrynys hotel
Big up to pontllanfraith crew
Also the west end crew in Abercarn
I did a wheelie on a Penny Farthing
Big wheel up, big wheel up
All the bus routes
X15, 53, big respect
Red and white at cross keys
and their rivals glynn williams
Respect to you all
All those that know fake Elvis
On their transister radio......
Maggot, signing out, 2000 plus 3. Everyman do his ting and look away de van?
The Maggot:
Spaceman, blow up..........
Oh, maggot, he's a modern day fagan
Turfing out your pockets like a christian burns a pagan
Dripping with charm, style and panache
He'll leave you sore like a venereal rash
They tried to catch him, he says, 'time to dash'
He always leaves a party with a wallet full of cash
He's a *******, but he's always looking flash
With his shoes like Dick Turpin, across his waist he wears a sash
Sporting top hat, with a pocket watch too
The tallest member of the goldie lookin' crew
Watch out if he's there when you're pissed
He learnt his science from the man, Oliver Twist
Of his crimes, we tried to compile a list
Selling sexy DVD's of a ***** being kissed
Stealing pensions on the old and infirm
Made a fortune selling doctors fake sperm
Like Charles Dickens, there's a lesson to be learned
Beware the maggot cos the worm has turned
Whoop......whoop......whoop
All of you shall witness the day that Babylon shall fall
Just like Jack The Ripper, he'll do you up a kipper
And he's like a highway man holding up a newborn nipper
He's smarter than Sherlock Holmes, alright, he beats Taggart
I'm dapper, refined and they call me the maggot
Turn your back and your pocket, he will pick
His eyes and talons are fukin' deadly equipped
Like a chameleon, i'm the master thief
Using a disguise, dressed like Penelope Keith
You gotta smoke a reefer or two
You gotta smoke a reefer or two
You gotta smoke a reefer or two
You gotta smoke a reefer or two
I steal money and hide it in my rectal hole
Taking belongings in my ultimate goal
I'll take your china, your silver and your soul
By darkness and night, I shimmy up the drain-pipe
The maggot, the maggot, that's who I am
Don't ever trust me, always doing a scam
I punched a woman and stole the baby and a pram
I even sliced my ***** up and sold it as ham
Gold chains and watches, maggot's got plenty
He pinched them from ladies and upset the gentry
Like Sherlock Holmes bumming Watson, it's elementary
He's the modern day menace of the nineteenth century
A gentleman thief, a scholar and a rogue
Doing the locomotion like Kylie Minogue
He's got the strength of ten, like a maniac
And i'm also identified as Spring-heeled Jack
Whoa, here he comes, watch out, son, he'll rip you off
Whoa, here he comes, he's a money grabbing ******* from Newport
I'm maggot with the GLC
Big shout to all the Valleys
Free Dick Turpin and the ring stinger
Big up to Dipper Nan
Merthyr Connection
Postman Port, big shout out to Postman Port
And Mark, running the bar
Always sorts it
Big up Hafodrynys hotel
Big up to pontllanfraith crew
Also the west end crew in Abercarn
I did a wheelie on a Penny Farthing
Big wheel up, big wheel up
All the bus routes
X15, 53, big respect
Red and white at cross keys
and their rivals glynn williams
Respect to you all
All those that know fake Elvis
On their transister radio......
Maggot, signing out, 2000 plus 3. Everyman do his ting and look away de van?
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