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01 February 2006, 09:24 PM
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Originally Posted by JamieMacdonald
Paid for a lap dance, ended up ******** the girl, and the next morning - she gave me the money back! 
Make of that what you will!
Make of that what you will!
01 February 2006, 10:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Bubba po
I played at Brands Hatch to about 12,000 people in my band. 
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01 February 2006, 10:15 PM
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was in the cage on Tiswas at the mercy of tarrant and the phantom flan flinger.
Sally James was HOT
Sally James was HOT
01 February 2006, 10:48 PM
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I was one of 12,000 people who saw Bubba Po's band at Brands Hatch
Actually, I'm pretty sure it was Donno I saw them at. The memory is somewhat hazy. I do remember some tw@t on a ZXR750 doing a burnout in my tent
Actually, I'm pretty sure it was Donno I saw them at. The memory is somewhat hazy. I do remember some tw@t on a ZXR750 doing a burnout in my tent
01 February 2006, 10:52 PM
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Originally Posted by NotoriousREV
I was one of 12,000 people who saw Bubba Po's band at Brands Hatch
Actually, I'm pretty sure it was Donno I saw them at. The memory is somewhat hazy. I do remember some tw@t on a ZXR750 doing a burnout in my tent
Actually, I'm pretty sure it was Donno I saw them at. The memory is somewhat hazy. I do remember some tw@t on a ZXR750 doing a burnout in my tent
I might be back at Brands this Summer!! :excited:
01 February 2006, 10:57 PM
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Beat 2 army snipers in a shooting competition.
Made a group of comedians who'd just performed in the the Comedy Store laugh like drains several times in the pub afterwards.
Had a good chat with Prince Charles.
Got b0llocked twice for "reckless handling of a parachute" on a freefall course.
Did the Kessel run in only 8.9 parsecs...
Made a group of comedians who'd just performed in the the Comedy Store laugh like drains several times in the pub afterwards.
Had a good chat with Prince Charles.
Got b0llocked twice for "reckless handling of a parachute" on a freefall course.
Did the Kessel run in only 8.9 parsecs...
02 February 2006, 12:09 AM
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-Represented Wales once in a 3 on 3 basketball final
-Sparred the Welsh schoolboy boxing Champion for a couple of rounds when i was 19 and broke his nose :-)
-Against all odds i managed to defend myself against 5-10 fellas intent on killing me one night.. (will never forget that)
-Science Degree (hons)
-Sparred the Welsh schoolboy boxing Champion for a couple of rounds when i was 19 and broke his nose :-)
-Against all odds i managed to defend myself against 5-10 fellas intent on killing me one night.. (will never forget that)
-Science Degree (hons)
02 February 2006, 09:23 AM
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I sat next to & chatted to Will Young on a flight to Italy a few years ago - actually just after he had won Pop Idol & was going away for a holiday.
He was with his PA & I had to laugh, as after we landed I passed them standing at the Hertz desk & he was saying to her "what do you mean you forgot to book the hire car" LOL.
Also was on a flight to Dublin & the Westlife boys were on too. I was only aware when I walked through the arrivals lounge & there were hundreds of screaming girls waving at "me" before my mate pointed out that Westlife were walking behind us......damn......
Met Ayrton Senna at Silverstone very briefly. We got a tip off that several major F1 stars were practicing there ahead of the British GP. My mum is a huge Prost fan so we went down & she met him & I met Senna.
Oh....& took a pi55 next to Sterling Moss in the urinals at the British Grand Prix 4 years ago.....I was just standing there doing my business, glanced around & there he was.....doing his business !
Saw JK at a Ferrari garage last year.....didn't speak to him.
Also met (& spoke to) Simon Cowell at the Motor Show last year. He backed into me, turned round & said sorry. We had a quick chat. Very nice chap actually, very polite.
Saw Victoria Beckham (well the back of her) going up the escalator at Heathrow Airport, surrounded by her "people".....nice *** though.
& going to meet & have dinner (along with several others) with Bill Clinton this year - he is booked to speak/attend at an event for our company in the US in a few months.
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He was with his PA & I had to laugh, as after we landed I passed them standing at the Hertz desk & he was saying to her "what do you mean you forgot to book the hire car" LOL.
Also was on a flight to Dublin & the Westlife boys were on too. I was only aware when I walked through the arrivals lounge & there were hundreds of screaming girls waving at "me" before my mate pointed out that Westlife were walking behind us......damn......
Met Ayrton Senna at Silverstone very briefly. We got a tip off that several major F1 stars were practicing there ahead of the British GP. My mum is a huge Prost fan so we went down & she met him & I met Senna.
Oh....& took a pi55 next to Sterling Moss in the urinals at the British Grand Prix 4 years ago.....I was just standing there doing my business, glanced around & there he was.....doing his business !
Saw JK at a Ferrari garage last year.....didn't speak to him.
Also met (& spoke to) Simon Cowell at the Motor Show last year. He backed into me, turned round & said sorry. We had a quick chat. Very nice chap actually, very polite.
Saw Victoria Beckham (well the back of her) going up the escalator at Heathrow Airport, surrounded by her "people".....nice *** though.
& going to meet & have dinner (along with several others) with Bill Clinton this year - he is booked to speak/attend at an event for our company in the US in a few months.
R
02 February 2006, 10:10 AM
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My wife's best mate has shagged Kirk Brandon out of Spear of Destiny.
My sister slept with Paul Young. And I do mean slept, not shagged. He had red Y-fronts apparently. This was in 1981
02 February 2006, 11:03 AM
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Had Brian Kidd ringing my house nearly everyday asking me to go to Man United when i was 14 (been at Oldham for 5 years). Said no then broke my ankle a couple of months later and couldnt play after that
I could be there in place of Kieran Richardson now, i was tipped as the next Giggsy (well it is a bragging thread!!)
But i'm now a golf pro so very happy with that Also know Karl Davies who played Robert in Emmerdale.
Gav..
I could be there in place of Kieran Richardson now, i was tipped as the next Giggsy (well it is a bragging thread!!)But i'm now a golf pro so very happy with that
Also know Karl Davies who played Robert in Emmerdale. Gav..
02 February 2006, 11:46 AM
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Originally Posted by JamieMacdonald
Paid for a lap dance, ended up ******** the girl, and the next morning - she gave me the money back!
Make of that what you will!
All my other accomplishments pale into insignificance after that!
Make of that what you will!
All my other accomplishments pale into insignificance after that!
The refund was a nice touch though.
Did she also cover the cost of the Antibiotics to see to the rash after?
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02 February 2006, 12:02 PM
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Originally Posted by New_scooby_04
Conquests that occur in brothels don't count Jamie!!
The refund was a nice touch though.
Did she also cover the cost of the Antibiotics to see to the rash after?
NS04
The refund was a nice touch though.
Did she also cover the cost of the Antibiotics to see to the rash after?
NS04
It wasn't even a lap dancing club to be honest, and certainly no brothel - it was a respectable
table dancing club (in London).We stayed in touch actually and I was seeing her for a while.
The best bit is I was with a few work colleagues at the time who were also staying at the same hotel, so there are multiple witnesses, and I have achieved legend status at work!
02 February 2006, 12:43 PM
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Originally Posted by JamieMacdonald
She told me she was untouched!
It wasn't even a lap dancing club to be honest, and certainly no brothel - it was a respectable table dancing club (in London).
It wasn't even a lap dancing club to be honest, and certainly no brothel - it was a respectable
table dancing club (in London). Either that or gave her a *really* good tip!!!
Come on, share your secret so that we all might get to bed hot strippers!!!
She was hot, right? 
Just a suggestion, this may earn you legend status at work -and maybe on SN-
But I'd suggest it's maybe not something you'd wanna share with future GF's though!!
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02 February 2006, 12:52 PM
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Originally Posted by JamieMacdonald
Paid for a lap dance, ended up ******** the girl, and the next morning - she gave me the money back!
Make of that what you will!
All my other accomplishments pale into insignificance after that!
Make of that what you will!
All my other accomplishments pale into insignificance after that!
02 February 2006, 12:53 PM
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Originally Posted by scrappydoo
-Sparred the Welsh schoolboy boxing Champion for a couple of rounds when i was 19 and broke his nose :-)
02 February 2006, 01:17 PM
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Wow, I've done nothing really, half of you lot are almost famous.
Chatting to some guy in business class check-in at LHR, who was suddenly
surrounded by all these Indian people wanting photos and autographs. Turned out he was a major Bollywood star, who knows.
Sat next to a head technical manager type guy for the WRC on the same flight to
NZ heading out there for the rally last year who knew our SDB, I've forgotten his name though but a really nice guy
Spent an hour talking to Geoff Crammond (who wrote F1GP) about programming
practices, met Geri Halliwell at the same party but that was a bit of a let
down after meeting Geoff She told my my taste in music was morose.
Regularly see people like Jack Dee and Paul Merton opposite my office smoking
in the street
Chatting to some guy in business class check-in at LHR, who was suddenly
surrounded by all these Indian people wanting photos and autographs. Turned out he was a major Bollywood star, who knows.
Sat next to a head technical manager type guy for the WRC on the same flight to
NZ heading out there for the rally last year who knew our SDB, I've forgotten his name though but a really nice guy
Spent an hour talking to Geoff Crammond (who wrote F1GP) about programming
practices, met Geri Halliwell at the same party but that was a bit of a let
down after meeting Geoff
She told my my taste in music was morose.Regularly see people like Jack Dee and Paul Merton opposite my office smoking
in the street
And your brag is????
02 February 2006, 01:42 PM
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I was driving around near Andover yesterday afternoon in my mates new AMG Merc, he let me have a go in it because I'd been looking after his grandads watch for him for the last seventeen years, whilst he was in Iraq. Seventeen years I spent, with this watch, stuck up my **** to keep it safe. Then I get to my mates house to find that he no longer wants it, still I took the AMG out for a drive and gave the watch to some schmuck outside a council house who'd just got out of a crappy old Rover. Obviously I didn't tell him where the watch had been, he was over the moon
02 February 2006, 01:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Karl 227
I was driving around near Andover yesterday afternoon in my mates new AMG Merc, he let me have a go in it because I'd been looking after his grandads watch for him for the last seventeen years, whilst he was in Iraq. Seventeen years I spent, with this watch, stuck up my **** to keep it safe. Then I get to my mates house to find that he no longer wants it, still I took the AMG out for a drive and gave the watch to some schmuck outside a council house who'd just got out of a crappy old Rover. Obviously I didn't tell him where the watch had been, he was over the moon
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02 February 2006, 01:52 PM
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News update .........
Took my new watch to the valuation house and found its a rare antigue and worth a mint. Tried to track the guy down who gave it to me but cant. Oh well have to keep the money I guess.
Bloke had a funny anglo german accent........and smelt of bratwursts
Took my new watch to the valuation house and found its a rare antigue and worth a mint. Tried to track the guy down who gave it to me but cant. Oh well have to keep the money I guess.
Bloke had a funny anglo german accent........and smelt of bratwursts