From a womans point of view........
15 February 2006, 01:12 PM
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99.99% of women never know what 99.99% of women want
Men are screwed really - my dad used to say "don't bother trying to understand, as they don't know themselves"!!!
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Men are screwed really - my dad used to say "don't bother trying to understand, as they don't know themselves"!!!
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15 February 2006, 01:18 PM
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Don't ask about what they want, dictate what they can get......
Be confident but not cocky...
Depends on the type of girl you want.......
Mut - Do/say anything you want as they are glad for the attention
Gorgeous stuck up Girl - They want to be pampered, "in control" (or so you let them think) and want to go to all the x-pensive places, be seen, you musthave 6-pack and all that rubbish.......these are normally the girls that end up with suggar daddies
Normal Girls - Be you!! don't lie, have fun, listen to what they actually say and give as much as you take......
Not that hard really.......just hard to go up and talk to them......
So just have a few dancing lessons, go out with your mate.........don't spend the whole night ooooogling them and they will flock......
I'm not a player...........I just **** a lot
Be confident but not cocky...
Depends on the type of girl you want.......
Mut - Do/say anything you want as they are glad for the attention
Gorgeous stuck up Girl - They want to be pampered, "in control" (or so you let them think) and want to go to all the x-pensive places, be seen, you musthave 6-pack and all that rubbish.......these are normally the girls that end up with suggar daddies
Normal Girls - Be you!! don't lie, have fun, listen to what they actually say and give as much as you take......
Not that hard really.......just hard to go up and talk to them......
So just have a few dancing lessons, go out with your mate.........don't spend the whole night ooooogling them and they will flock......
I'm not a player...........I just **** a lot
15 February 2006, 01:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Tripple'O G
Gorgeous stuck up Girl - They want to be pampered, "in control" (or so you let them think) and want to go to all the x-pensive places, be seen, you musthave 6-pack and all that rubbish.......these are normally the girls that end up with suggar daddies
15 February 2006, 01:30 PM
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Its not the size of the boat its the motion in the ocean....
women love you to be forward - start touching her up within the first half hour she'll love it. Lol
women love you to be forward - start touching her up within the first half hour she'll love it. Lol
15 February 2006, 01:32 PM
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oh they do........but they normally hang out at "nice" bars or go to shows like We Will Rock You...........you can spot them quite easily because they have drop-dead gorgeous figures, little or no make-up and smile a lot...........NO POUTING!
I hate those plastic girls who follow trends like their lives depended on it but would have no sense of individuality if you took them away from the pulse for 5 mins......ie....the shallow girls....
I hate those plastic girls who follow trends like their lives depended on it but would have no sense of individuality if you took them away from the pulse for 5 mins......ie....the shallow girls....
15 February 2006, 01:39 PM
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Women/ladies/girls want someone who doesn't think B-O is a seductive aftershave, who doesn't pick his nose, fart or belch in public............
and most of all a bloke who remembers to put the toilet seat down after!!
and most of all a bloke who remembers to put the toilet seat down after!!
15 February 2006, 01:40 PM
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But be carefull of the nice nice girls......similar to the nice girls but they talk a good talk, but won't walk the walk for at least 5 months....
I like to take Eddie Murphey's view on these ones (out of RAW).......
You wait and wait and wait......you don't like them, but you still want to **** them so you wait some more.......
Then she gives you some and it's the best you've ever had in your life.....you think you've found the bomb.........she ain't the bomb........it just felt real good............you know why? cause you waited 5 months for it!!
If you're starving.........and someone throws you a cracker.........you're gonna think it's the best damn cracker you've eaten your entire life....
I like to take Eddie Murphey's view on these ones (out of RAW).......
You wait and wait and wait......you don't like them, but you still want to **** them so you wait some more.......
Then she gives you some and it's the best you've ever had in your life.....you think you've found the bomb.........she ain't the bomb........it just felt real good............you know why? cause you waited 5 months for it!!
If you're starving.........and someone throws you a cracker.........you're gonna think it's the best damn cracker you've eaten your entire life....
15 February 2006, 01:48 PM
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Originally Posted by KiwiGTI
From what I've generally noticed women tend to like losers too, so if you are alcoholic, unemployed, a wife beater, adulterer or drug addict you'll find women will queue up. (I think it's related to some gene that women have that makes them think they can change men)
Alcoholic - Ex hubby turned into one, hence why he is now my Ex
Unemployed - Dont expect me to bail you out or loan you money
Adulterer - Theres the door, use it
Drug Addict - Wouldnt have gone near them in the first place
Wife Beater - Touch me and you will be leaving my house with a fekking great carving knife sticking out of your neck.
Maybe women just want a nice honest bloke who won't lie to them or treat them like poo. Somebody who you can rely on and trust. Is that too much to ask??? Not everybody likes bad boys you know.
15 February 2006, 01:57 PM
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Originally Posted by eClaire
It's true about women going for losers though, thinking they will change when they say they will. They just don't! 
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15 February 2006, 03:31 PM
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Must be a bit off beat here then. Mine had not a brass farthing when we met. But there was something else about him that drew me. Call it animal magnetism ......... but money isn't the be all and end all. Had that with Husband number one and I kid you not, a million quid doesn't make up for lack of love.
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15 February 2006, 05:39 PM
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Probably SIAL...
A rich lonely widow decided that she needed another man in her life so she placed an ad, which read something like this:
RICH WIDOW LOOKING FOR IDEAL MAN TO SHARE LIFE AND FORTUNE ...NEEDS TO HAVE THESE QUALIFICATIONS:
1) WON'T BEAT ME UP
2) WON'T RUN AWAY
3) HAS TO BE GREAT IN BED
For several months, her phone rang off the hook, her doorbell was ringing constantly, she received tons of mail, etc., all to no avail: none seemed to match her qualifications.
Then one day the doorbell rang yet again. She opened the door to find a man with no arms and no legs lying on the welcome mat.
Perplexed, she asked, "Who are you? And what do you want?"
"Hi," he said, " your search is over, for I'm the man of your dreams. I've got no arms so I can't beat you up and no legs so I can't run away."
"Well, then," she said, "what makes you think that you're so great in bed?"
To which he replied,..... "Well, I rang the doorbell, didn't I?
A rich lonely widow decided that she needed another man in her life so she placed an ad, which read something like this:
RICH WIDOW LOOKING FOR IDEAL MAN TO SHARE LIFE AND FORTUNE ...NEEDS TO HAVE THESE QUALIFICATIONS:
1) WON'T BEAT ME UP
2) WON'T RUN AWAY
3) HAS TO BE GREAT IN BED
For several months, her phone rang off the hook, her doorbell was ringing constantly, she received tons of mail, etc., all to no avail: none seemed to match her qualifications.
Then one day the doorbell rang yet again. She opened the door to find a man with no arms and no legs lying on the welcome mat.
Perplexed, she asked, "Who are you? And what do you want?"
"Hi," he said, " your search is over, for I'm the man of your dreams. I've got no arms so I can't beat you up and no legs so I can't run away."
"Well, then," she said, "what makes you think that you're so great in bed?"
To which he replied,..... "Well, I rang the doorbell, didn't I?
15 February 2006, 06:06 PM
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What's sexy? A nice honest bloke we can trust. GSOH - definitely. If you can 'talk about your feelings' then you'll definitely be in - why do you think so many women fall in love with gay men?
With my gorgeous hubby it was his eyes, his smile, his bum, his great sense of humour and the fact I know I can trust him implicitly. Simple really!
Arrogant, adolescent, loud mouthed, patronising show offs will go straight into the 'reject' bin!
Did anyone else see "Is she really going out with him?" the other night? It looked at the 'science' that makes young gorgeous women date old ugly guys - Peter Stringfellow, Sven, Clive Sinclair, Gene Simmons from Kiss (and Rock School). Guess what - it was the power and money that attracted them. No....really...?
(Mind you, the length of Gene Simmons tongue may have been an influencing factor..... )
With my gorgeous hubby it was his eyes, his smile, his bum, his great sense of humour and the fact I know I can trust him implicitly. Simple really!
Arrogant, adolescent, loud mouthed, patronising show offs will go straight into the 'reject' bin!
Did anyone else see "Is she really going out with him?" the other night? It looked at the 'science' that makes young gorgeous women date old ugly guys - Peter Stringfellow, Sven, Clive Sinclair, Gene Simmons from Kiss (and Rock School). Guess what - it was the power and money that attracted them. No....really...?
(Mind you, the length of Gene Simmons tongue may have been an influencing factor..... )
15 February 2006, 06:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Drunken Bungle *****
Arrogant, adolescent, loud mouthed, patronising show offs will go straight into the 'reject' bin!
15 February 2006, 06:15 PM
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Makes me remember my days living on Richmond Hill in the bedsit which would look over the houses opposite. One family were wealthy enough to own their own house. He was maybe fifty, short, balding, pudgy-faced, speccy, accountant-type; she was perhaps 40 but looked like she had been a real catch 10 years previously. And between them they had an 18-yr-old daughter who had inherited....
...HIS looks
...HIS looks
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