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Old 21 February 2006, 09:30 PM
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Originally Posted by ChriSTi
I'm selling it cos I can't take to it for some reason.3 months old -if that, I just haven't bonded with it.

And I hope I haven't offended your wife or any other ladies on here, what I've said above is all meant in the most of light heartedness.

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shes loving it. shes not offended at all. at least she nose what we get upto now.

sorry to here you haven't bonded with it.
and i hope the sale goes ok.

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Old 21 February 2006, 09:38 PM
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Glad she's enjoying the banter, I wish there was a chat room within Scoobynet, with different "rooms" like Paltalk or MSN/ICQ, with members typing on the same page, you could have a right laugh in here.


Wadda yer think admins/mods ????

Right of to bo bo's, up at 04.30 every morning for work. ( Tanker driver )

night all

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Default Boys, Toys... so the story goes.

This is Kemp's long-suffering girlfriend.
Events:
- He buys his scooby without telling me. Probably wouldn't have told me at all if I hadn't threatened to make a surprise visit.

- Washes it until he gets a frozen shoulder - and all the while ignoring the phone & me at the other end. (Hmmm. When was the last time I got a massage or similar attention? )
- Talks ad nauseam about it - won't talk about my special interests.

- Gets stroppy when I start making lewd jokes about the exhaust, new spoiler, bumper waxing, and performance packs.
- Says I am "nasty" - and that my gorgeous Z4's bonnet looks like a collagen-filled pout.
So much for chivalry.
I reckon it is not the toy that is the problem. It is what the toy makes the boy do.
Anyone read Christine?????
Thanx 4 this much-needed thread.
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Originally Posted by raj_kemp
This is Kemp's long-suffering girlfriend.
Events:
- He buys his scooby without telling me. Probably wouldn't have told me at all if I hadn't threatened to make a surprise visit.

- Washes it until he gets a frozen shoulder - and all the while ignoring the phone & me at the other end. (Hmmm. When was the last time I got a massage or similar attention? )
- Talks ad nauseam about it - won't talk about my special interests.

- Gets stroppy when I start making lewd jokes about the exhaust, new spoiler, bumper waxing, and performance packs.
- Says I am "nasty" - and that my gorgeous Z4's bonnet looks like a collagen-filled pout.
So much for chivalry.
I reckon it is not the toy that is the problem. It is what the toy makes the boy do.
Anyone read Christine?????
Thanx 4 this much-needed thread.
ohh ohh all coming out the woodwork kgnmg[sruhbn, sorry g/f trying to get the keyboard d d d d gjdilurghbv
Old 22 February 2006, 09:17 AM
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Originally Posted by raj_kemp
This is Kemp's long-suffering girlfriend.
Events:
- He buys his scooby without telling me. Probably wouldn't have told me at all if I hadn't threatened to make a surprise visit.
until he gets a frozen shoulder - and all the while ignoring the phone & me at the other end. (Hmmm. When was the last time I got a massage or similar attention? )
- Talks ad nauseam about it - won't talk about my special interests.

- Gets stroppy when I start making lewd jokes about the exhaust, new spoiler, bumper waxing, and performance packs.
- Says I am "nasty" - and that my gorgeous Z4's bonnet looks like a collagen-filled pout.
So much for chivalry.
I reckon it is not the toy that is the problem. It is what the toy makes the boy do.
Anyone read Christine?????
Thanx 4 this much-needed thread.
thank goodness im not the only.
my husband washes his car waxes his car hoovers his car then when it comes to my car he comes in the house and says yours could do with a wash and passes me the bucket and sponge then he says that it is too cold to wax mine yet 10mins earlier he was doing his own
i must have a real gem in my husband eh is yours the same or is gaz c a one off
Old 22 February 2006, 10:36 AM
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No you are not alone Mrs Gaz c, OH loves our car. (I say "our car" he says "his car") He even polishes it in the dark. But I luuurve to drive it and we actually fight about who's turn it is to drive.
Old 22 February 2006, 11:15 AM
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I love the bit about what can he find to talk about.

When the fairer sex are renowned for spending the day/evening with friends and then when they get home calling them on the phone.

Or telephoning the next door neighbour for a chat, or their mother - for the third time today

Yeah, women never chat to their friends about the trivia of the world
Old 22 February 2006, 11:19 AM
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Originally Posted by Rannoch
I love the bit about what can he find to talk about.

When the fairer sex are renowned for spending the day/evening with friends and then when they get home calling them on the phone.

Or telephoning the next door neighbour for a chat, or their mother - for the third time today

Yeah, women never chat to their friends about the trivia of the world
Of course we never chat about the trivia of the world we talk about important things like shoes and that divine top we just saw in Next.
Old 22 February 2006, 11:25 AM
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Bob wants to go to the football however does not know how to get around his girlfriend who he knows will not be too happy with him going up to Wembley on a Saturday afternoon. So he comes up with a plan, here are their respective diaries for the day.

Jane's Diary

Had a great afternoon shopping with the girls. It was SOOOOOO lovely to them. We went to loads of shops and tried on so many clothes. Those shoes that Tracey got are outrageous. It's a shame about her boyfriend though, cheating scum.

Anyway - I saw some lovely cufflinks for Bob - they would look really good with that shirt I got him for Christmas.

It was a bit wierd though. He wanted me to meet him at our favourite restuarant. I love it - it was where we had our first date. He kissed me that night.

I went to meet him there and he was a bit odd. He seemed very quiet and distant. In fact I was thinking that maybe he doesn't even love me any more. I know I put on three pounds last month, but the girls said they didn't even notice.

Anyway I thought that maybe he was just tired. We had great starters and even though he wasn't very talkative I told him about my brilliant day. Then I gave him the cufflinks. I wasn't even sure he liked them.

In fact after the main course I was getting really nervous about how quiet he was and said I wanted to go home as I was tired. Even worse it was the same in the taxi. Just staring into space. I bet he is having an affair. That girl Sharon is always flirting with him and she has such a great bum. I wish I was as skinny as her.

Anyway when we got home he just sat on the sofa and put on the bloody football highlights. I knew then that he is definately having an affair and so I just went to bed. I was a little teary and really angry.

He came upstairs and got into bed with me. I cuddled up and he made love to me really nicely.

Maybe it is alright after all I am not sure really - we need to talk about it in the morning.












Bob's Diary

Went up to town.

England lost.

Got a **** though.
Old 22 February 2006, 12:09 PM
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I think the Scooby Widow's club is a nice idea, mine will join straight away... I must admit my cars get plenty of attention and when she does anything i want when i want it then i'm sure I will show her the same attention!

Oh and wireless BB is great, she can be on shoebynet and I can be on scoobynet!
Old 22 February 2006, 01:28 PM
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Slightly off topic - but highlights the difference between the sexes

How to shower like a woman:

Get in shower.
Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and stone.
Wash hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
Wash hair again to make sure it is clean. Condition hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced with natural avocado oil, leave on hair for 15 minutes.
Wash face with crushed apricot facial, scrub for 10 minutes until red.
Wash entire rest of body with gingernut and jaffa cake body wash.
Shave armpits and legs. Turn off shower. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower, spray mould spots with Tilex.
Get out off shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country. Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
Check entire body for spots, tweeze hairs.
Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
If you see husband along the way, cover any exposed areas.



How To Shower Like A Man:


Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed.
Leave in a pile.
Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along the way, shake *** at her making woo-hoo sound.
Look at manly physique in the mirror. Admire size of your **** and scratch your bum.
Get in the shower.
Wash your face. Wash your armpits.
Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off. Make fart noises (real or artificial) and laugh at how loud they sound in the shower.
Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area. Wash your bum leaving those coarse hairs stuck on the soap.
Shampoo hair.
Make shampoo Mohawk.
Pee.
Rinse off and get out of shower. Partially dry-off. Fail to notice water on floor.
Admire **** size in mirror again.
Leave shower door open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on. Return to bedroom with towel around waist.
If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake *** at her and make a woo-hoo noise again.
Throw wet towel on bed.
Old 22 February 2006, 02:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Steve Whitehorn
Slightly off topic - but highlights the difference between the sexes

How to shower like a woman:

Get in shower.
Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and stone.
Wash hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
Wash hair again to make sure it is clean. Condition hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced with natural avocado oil, leave on hair for 15 minutes.
Wash face with crushed apricot facial, scrub for 10 minutes until red.
Wash entire rest of body with gingernut and jaffa cake body wash.
Shave armpits and legs. Turn off shower. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower, spray mould spots with Tilex.
Get out off shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country. Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
Check entire body for spots, tweeze hairs.
Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
If you see husband along the way, cover any exposed areas.



How To Shower Like A Man:


Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed.
Leave in a pile.
Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along the way, shake *** at her making woo-hoo sound.
Look at manly physique in the mirror. Admire size of your **** and scratch your bum.
Get in the shower.
Wash your face. Wash your armpits.
Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off. Make fart noises (real or artificial) and laugh at how loud they sound in the shower.
Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area. Wash your bum leaving those coarse hairs stuck on the soap.
Shampoo hair.
Make shampoo Mohawk.
Pee.
Rinse off and get out of shower. Partially dry-off. Fail to notice water on floor.
Admire **** size in mirror again.
Leave shower door open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on. Return to bedroom with towel around waist.
If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake *** at her and make a woo-hoo noise again.
Throw wet towel on bed.
that is so true it made me lol
Old 22 February 2006, 02:33 PM
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FROPMSL
Old 22 February 2006, 02:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Mrs WRX
No you are not alone Mrs Gaz c, OH loves our car. (I say "our car" he says "his car") He even polishes it in the dark. But I luuurve to drive it and we actually fight about who's turn it is to drive.
i love our car, (sorry his car) ha ha and the looks you get when your driving it is fab my husband comes back after driving the scooby and hes got a smile on his face i say what you smiling at he says "IVE JUST BEEN EYED UP" by who i say "BY SOME LITTLE CHAVETTS AGED 14ish" that just makes me howl
Gaz c is 32
but joking aside i do enjoy the car i just wish he would polish me from time to time if you know what i mean.....................
ps is there a site for scooby widows

cheers mrs gazc
Old 22 February 2006, 02:43 PM
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Originally Posted by shippy
FROPMSL
what does that mean im new to this im just a scooby widow
Old 22 February 2006, 03:48 PM
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Originally Posted by gaz c
what does that mean im new to this im just a scooby widow
Rolling On The Floor Pissing Myself Laughing. Or words to that effect, but generally that is what it means,

No there isnt a scooby widows site, we wait until the scooby meets to really slag our men off!
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Now now laaaaadies

Fooking rolling over p*ssing myself laughing
Old 22 February 2006, 03:57 PM
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How To Shower Like A Man:


Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed.
Leave in a pile.
Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along the way, shake *** at her making woo-hoo sound.
Look at manly physique in the mirror. Admire size of your **** and scratch your bum.
Get in the shower.
Wash your face. Wash your armpits.
Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off. Make fart noises (real or artificial) and laugh at how loud they sound in the shower.
Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area. Wash your bum leaving those coarse hairs stuck on the soap.
Shampoo hair.
Make shampoo Mohawk.
Pee.
Rinse off and get out of shower. Partially dry-off. Fail to notice water on floor.
Admire **** size in mirror again.
Leave shower door open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on. Return to bedroom with towel around waist.
If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake *** at her and make a woo-hoo noise again.
Throw wet towel on bed.[/QUOTE]




That is hilarious steve!
Back on topic, I love reading through the threads with my hubby and drooling over the pics and I can't wait to own my STI(subject to sale of bus aka zafira gsi ) and spoil her to death, hubby will have to be very very nice to me indeed if he wants to drive
Old 22 February 2006, 08:27 PM
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is this still going.

i think my wife has started something here.


A SCOOBY WIFE MOAN SECTION.


and there is no way im going to be seen washing a fiat brava!!!!!!! (HER CAR)

GAZ C.
Old 22 February 2006, 08:33 PM
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F.A.O. Mrs Gaz,.... ayup , miduck, 'ows ya??
Old 22 February 2006, 08:54 PM
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Just had a shower....


WOO HOO

WOO HOO

WOO HOO


My girlfriend dosen´t know about this thread - she´s just kind of laughing at me as if im a weirdo
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is this still going.

i think my wife has started something here.


A SCOOBY WIFE MOAN SECTION





wont catch me in there

lol
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We have wireless, but still manage to barely communicate while he's on here. I think we talk more while he's in the Falklands to be honest!

I have the fun of running the scoob and putting the fuel on the joint account while he's away though.....and the fun of calling out Green Flag when the bloody thing won't start, too! (Thanks Kev as well!!)

Jo (Miss Barmyclown)
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Originally Posted by hectic
F.A.O. Mrs Gaz,.... ayup , miduck, 'ows ya??
im fine thanx is there anything you would like to ask me?ie: owt to do with scoobys im a old hand at this now
i cant get over how many people sit up on there computers and chat away like theres no tommorow surley your other halfs must get pissed off
as someone said yesterday at least we know where our partners are but a little attention goes a long way if you know what i mean
sorry if thats a bit mardy but as you men say thats what we do best ha ha ...................................
cheers mrs gazc
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Originally Posted by Barmyclown
We have wireless, but still manage to barely communicate while he's on here. I think we talk more while he's in the Falklands to be honest!

I have the fun of running the scoob and putting the fuel on the joint account while he's away though.....and the fun of calling out Green Flag when the bloody thing won't start, too! (Thanks Kev as well!!)

Jo (Miss Barmyclown)
why does it break down i thought these fantastic cars didnt break down
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Originally Posted by gaz c
im fine thanx is there anything you would like to ask me?ie: owt to do with scoobys im a old hand at this now
i cant get over how many people sit up on there computers and chat away like theres no tommorow surley your other halfs must get pissed off
as someone said yesterday at least we know where our partners are but a little attention goes a long way if you know what i mean
sorry if thats a bit mardy but as you men say thats what we do best ha ha ...................................
cheers mrs gazc
i dont take it as Mardy at all.. i dont really wish to 'talk car' either tbh... cars bore me in the sense of technical B/S i much prefer to be *in* one , driving at limits....
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Originally Posted by gaz c
why does it break down i thought these fantastic cars didnt break down
just so you can call the 'very nice man' from the breakdown service out...
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what a
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Hello all you ladies out there..... I'm married to one of those sad muppets who thinks that the world would stop if he didn't spend at least 2 or 3 hours sat on his fat butt in front of a pc screen on scoobynet learning how to spend even more money on his bloody car. Last weekend alone he spent a fortune on a exhaust that looks like a bucket and sounds like were in a middle of a bloody war zone. He took it out of the garage and it was so loud it set my car alarm off . Neighbours really love us now!!! Then he says oh i need to get it remapped. Really i say how much or dare i ask? The response was your getting a kitchen arn't you so whats the problem? Are we all suckers or just married to big boys who still think there 18??

From another Mrs Scooby who wonders what the hell she got herself into when she said yes dear why don't you buy the car if you like it!!!!!
Mrs VJ_STi
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[quote=VJ_STi]Hello all you ladies out there. Last weekend alone he spent a fortune on a exhaust that looks like a bucket and sounds like were in a middle of a bloody war zone. He took it out of the garage and it was so loud it set my car alarm off

i want one of them.

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