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Old 03 October 2007, 07:10 PM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
tell me about it, even the dogs walk round in 2's


Atherton is near Leigh/Worsley area about 5 mins from the Reebok Stadium as well, its basically near everywhere


agh i know where the ground is, usually go to the liverpool game there as my mates uncle has a table and fancy seats
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wife ahhhh sorry

what was the skid day????
Old 03 October 2007, 07:11 PM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
wife ahhhh sorry

what was the skid day????

ok ok am i getting mixed up here, the skid pan day in speke liverpool
Old 03 October 2007, 07:12 PM
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not putting sky on till 7.30 cos there covering all the games at the moment an i dont give to hoots bout chelsea
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where have you gone jay?
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2 more to the 6200 mark
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Originally Posted by moneys
agh i know where the ground is, usually go to the liverpool game there as my mates uncle has a table and fancy seats
is it uncle Jack?
Old 03 October 2007, 07:14 PM
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lenny henry is the most unfunny person i have ever seen, his act aint changed for years. his wife is funny though, kind of sexy as well
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
is it uncle Jack?

no uncle ray.
Old 03 October 2007, 07:14 PM
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im watching hollyoaks then switching over by that stage my first stella will be nicely chilled and my nuts (pea) wll be in a bowl
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my uncle ray post was the milestone
Old 03 October 2007, 07:16 PM
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Originally Posted by moneys
lenny henry is the most unfunny person i have ever seen, his act aint changed for years. his wife is funny though, kind of sexy as well
thats a random statement albeit highly true
Never thought he was funny, quite the opposite I would rather have thrush and colonic irragation at the same time.

dont agree about dawn though, she is slightly amusing but sexy!!
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i aint had my nuts for ages, i like the warm ones you get in pubs
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Originally Posted by moneys
my uncle ray post was the milestone

CONGRATS
Old 03 October 2007, 07:18 PM
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Originally Posted by moneys
i aint had my nuts for ages, i like the warm ones you get in pubs

hmmmm toilets, unwashed hands, handful of nuts

Nice
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
thats a random statement albeit highly true
Never thought he was funny, quite the opposite I would rather have thrush and colonic irragation at the same time.

dont agree about dawn though, she is slightly amusing but sexy!!

he puts on the same stupid voice when he's trying to be funny, if he wants to save the africans so much then why not move there.

dawn is like fern of this morning
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
hmmmm toilets, unwashed hands, handful of nuts

Nice

extra flavour
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the question is what do i do for tea????? the lazy wife is still in bed. lenny is trying to be funny now by putting a scouse accent on, he just squeeled. load of crap
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salty???
Old 03 October 2007, 07:21 PM
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still no pete. and dave has been eating his tea for ages, wonder what he's having
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I would rather watch chelski than lenny

he iratates me when he does the monkey noise
Old 03 October 2007, 07:22 PM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
salty???


and a bit warmer an soggy
Old 03 October 2007, 07:22 PM
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Pete's probably behind the citreon garage trying to find his girl
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
I would rather watch chelski than lenny

he iratates me when he does the monkey noise

its tempting but i will refrain from saying what is on my mind with that statement jay
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Originally Posted by moneys
and a bit warmer an soggy

hmmmmm think I wil leave my uts for this evening
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
Pete's probably behind the citreon garage trying to find his girl

he could be in that hotel and he's booked an extra hour
Old 03 October 2007, 07:24 PM
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Originally Posted by moneys
its tempting but i will refrain from saying what is on my mind with that statement jay
its probaby on similar lines as to what I was thinking
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Originally Posted by moneys
he could be in that hotel and he's booked an extra hour


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there awake, going to go in a min mate, come on the reds
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some fit women in hollyoaks

that mercedes is well tasty, until she speaks. Her voice is deeper than the deepest ocean


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