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Old 08 October 2007, 10:29 PM
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Toodle pip.....................

For now anyway
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Old 08 October 2007, 10:30 PM
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I gotta go start kicking people out, dam students


give em a kick for me damn lazy bastids
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Toodle pip.....................

For now anyway

see ya
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Old 08 October 2007, 10:31 PM
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Yeah put an end to this diesel nonsense.
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
Toodle pip.....................

For now anyway

ttfn ricksterrrrr.

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Old 08 October 2007, 10:32 PM
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Yeah put an end to this diesel nonsense.

i agree, there is to much of this crap kicking about
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Old 08 October 2007, 10:32 PM
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Corner to the monkeyman.
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Old 08 October 2007, 10:33 PM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
i agree, there is to much of this crap kicking about
Needs must I suppose, still a shame though.
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Old 08 October 2007, 10:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Beefy
Needs must I suppose, still a shame though.

i know
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Having a scoob as a second car, either a classic or an early bug isnt a bad idea if youve got somewhere to keep it.
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if i got a house with a garage i would store mine and wait till i could afford to get it back on the road
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Old 08 October 2007, 10:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Beefy
Having a scoob as a second car, either a classic or an early bug isnt a bad idea if youve got somewhere to keep it.


if i could have a track car it would be either e36 318is or a e30 320 something along the lines of that
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Old 08 October 2007, 10:39 PM
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Originally Posted by 51st state
were is mr money


im here, where are you, bet your standing in the kitchen saying to lisa, oh ill cook the tea then you say hang on love just look after this and then you dissapear an turn back up when she's done it all
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Old 08 October 2007, 10:40 PM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
if i got a house with a garage i would store mine and wait till i could afford to get it back on the road
I thought it was back on the road pete?
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Old 08 October 2007, 10:41 PM
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im here, where are you, bet your standing in the kitchen saying to lisa, oh ill cook the tea then you say hang on love just look after this and then you dissapear an turn back up when she's done it all
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Originally Posted by Beefy
I thought it was back on the road pete?
it is

i was talking about if i was in a similar situation to ric
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Old 08 October 2007, 10:43 PM
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Originally Posted by 51st state
bet he's been in bed since 8pm

i have never seen such an unfit bloke as yourself howie, the sweat was p1ssin out of you, no wonder your a yorkie muncher for a living
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Originally Posted by pete higham
it is

i was talking about if i was in a similar situation to ric
Ahhhh lol
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Originally Posted by moneys
i have never seen such an unfit bloke as yourself howie, the sweat was p1ssin out of you, no wonder your a yorkie muncher for a living
Hes got a bit of strength though, the way he chucked all my stuff in the back of his skip wagon was impressive.
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Originally Posted by 51st state
bet he phones in sick tomorrow

im suprised you didnt phone in sick, you ate a bacon butty followed by 4 tea cakes an then you had loads of chacky biscuits when zipimnotbitterbouttheneighboursextensiondave turned up
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Originally Posted by moneys
im here, where are you, bet your standing in the kitchen saying to lisa, oh ill cook the tea then you say hang on love just look after this and then you dissapear an turn back up when she's done it all

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Ah well suppose I ought to get ready for tomorrow, night chaps.
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Originally Posted by 51st state
yesterday will have killed him

it usually takes 2 weeks too use up that much energy

i was constantly raring to go an rolling in an out from under the car no prob's, you were using one off them trolley things, you fat git it was straining under the weight of you
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Old 08 October 2007, 10:48 PM
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Originally Posted by 51st state
none of this metrosexual b0ll0cks


thats rich coming from you, you had barrier cream on your hands you muppet
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Originally Posted by Beefy
Ah well suppose I ought to get ready for tomorrow, night chaps.

night graham
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Old 08 October 2007, 10:50 PM
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thats rich coming from you, you had barrier cream on your hands you muppet


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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
who did stes clutch then, you or him? bet it wasnt him, doesnt seem the mechanically minded type


fecking hell jay, you cant say sod all ive seen your car, the paintork was done by mr stevie wonder himself you always qoute stuff from the haynes manual as well you dont know the difference between turbo's either
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Originally Posted by 51st state
ste's moans and groans from under the car were fookin funny


the moans an groans were my belly, i was there from 8.30 an you didnt evem offer me a biscuit till dave turned up, also i was shouting when your slobber was dripping on me
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Old 08 October 2007, 10:56 PM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
you didnt punch him did you cos obviously he didnt do anything mechanical


he couldnt punch his way out of a wet paper bag, he was going on about running his estate an being the main man round there, then one of his neighbours came over an had a go about his parking an he ran off, his neighbour was 80+
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