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Old 22 October 2007, 09:07 PM
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Originally Posted by fwdnutz
and little did i know but over time the switch i used (little toggle switch) was breaking down with the load (as i found out from dynodemon the walbro draws quite a large current from the battery)
therefore the switch being underated was causing resistance (the switch was actually getting warm under load) and hence this resistance was causing the fuel pump to actually slow down so when the car was boosting over a certain rpm and the ecu was calling for more fuel press the pump was failing causing the car to lean off at high rpm( a dangerous situation) as it could have popped a piston or arod this was confirmed on the dyno by the fact that the trace was tailing off at 5ooorpm when it should have been climbing up the bhp scale! the ecu was actually recogonising that the fuel was weak and was cutting the boost down to prevent engine damage(safe mode) therefore casey and others recommended i remove said switch and rewire the pump properly! which i did today and hey presto it goes like fek again! i would never have thought such a simple switch could cause so much agro! but all is well again now and a lesson learned! thankgod for dynoday!

Basically alan

A: you have been reading up on threads about what someone has done to there car and you thought i can do that?

B: you fitted a dodgy switch, wrongly

why dont you spend some of that cash that you hide under your bed and get someone who knows what there doing to work on your car
Old 22 October 2007, 09:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Zip Dave
SUBARU f..k wa.k s..t bag pp t..s p pot bg s..t t..d not even looked at it today Howared hurry up with my motor bike so i dont have to drive it


hahahahahahahahahahaha your car is p1ss poor slow, how much torque do you have?
Old 22 October 2007, 09:09 PM
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Old 22 October 2007, 09:10 PM
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Originally Posted by moneys
hahahahahahahahahahaha your car is p1ss poor slow, how much torque do you have?
More than you
Old 22 October 2007, 09:21 PM
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all you lads goin on how fast your scoobys are and wot bhp they are putting out try being in my boots driveing round in a scooby sport
Old 22 October 2007, 09:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Zip Dave
More than you


300 at 400rpm i have 310 and mine is a wagon, read it and weep WRX wannabe
Old 22 October 2007, 09:22 PM
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Old 22 October 2007, 09:22 PM
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Originally Posted by scoobysportjay
all you lads goin on how fast your scoobys are and wot bhp they are putting out try being in my boots driveing round in a scooby sport


you got a house jay?
Old 22 October 2007, 09:23 PM
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Originally Posted by moneys
you got a house jay?
no live with ma mum and dad mate cheaper
Old 22 October 2007, 09:27 PM
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Originally Posted by scoobysportjay
no live with ma mum and dad mate cheaper

get a loan and secure it to your mum an dads house, they'll never know
Old 22 October 2007, 09:29 PM
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Originally Posted by moneys
get a loan and secure it to your mum an dads house, they'll never know
a would but a dnt fancy liveing in ma scooby mate
Old 22 October 2007, 09:32 PM
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how mad are this lot on traffic cops bbc1 now
Old 22 October 2007, 09:32 PM
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Why o why do you always mock me mr moneys jeously is a terriable thing
Old 22 October 2007, 09:34 PM
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Originally Posted by scoobysportjay
how mad are this lot on traffic cops bbc1 now
Fookin crazy or what
Old 22 October 2007, 09:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Zip Dave
Fookin crazy or what
if a was a copper a would just wiv them a slap
Old 22 October 2007, 09:37 PM
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diggers wot next lol
Old 22 October 2007, 09:38 PM
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Originally Posted by scoobysportjay
if a was a copper a would just wiv them a slap
Bring back Hong Kong Fooie i say by the way were has Ste gone
Old 22 October 2007, 09:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Zip Dave
Why o why do you always mock me mr moneys jeously is a terriable thing

cos you deserve it, after all its my job within smacs to mock people. im the official mocker
Old 22 October 2007, 09:40 PM
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Originally Posted by scoobysportjay
diggers wot next lol
Whats up with diggers i love them mine will go faster than Moneys ice cream wagon
Old 22 October 2007, 09:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Zip Dave
Bring back Hong Kong Fooie i say by the way were has Ste gone

im floating around, mike one of the young lads from smacs is selling his car, gorgeous thing it is, cant believe he's getting rid. go buy it jay, one of the best scoobs around plus it has 350hp which is way more than most STI's
Old 22 October 2007, 09:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Zip Dave
Bring back Hong Kong Fooie i say by the way were has Ste gone
there is some mad heads out there
Old 22 October 2007, 09:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Zip Dave
Whats up with diggers i love them mine will go faster than Moneys ice cream wagon

i have more torque than you though
Old 22 October 2007, 09:42 PM
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Originally Posted by moneys
cos you deserve it, after all its my job within smacs to mock people. im the official mocker
MONEYS YOU AER A MOCKER FOCKER
Old 22 October 2007, 09:42 PM
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Originally Posted by scoobysportjay
there is some mad heads out there


you have a lovely use of the english language there jay, did you grow up with pete?
Old 22 October 2007, 09:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Zip Dave
MONEYS YOU AER A MOCKER FOCKER


isnt that a coffee
Old 22 October 2007, 09:43 PM
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Originally Posted by moneys
im floating around, mike one of the young lads from smacs is selling his car, gorgeous thing it is, cant believe he's getting rid. go buy it jay, one of the best scoobs around plus it has 350hp which is way more than most STI's
am only 24 mate so goin to wait and try and get one next year so tryin to save the pennys thanks anyway mate
Old 22 October 2007, 09:44 PM
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Originally Posted by moneys
you have a lovely use of the english language there jay, did you grow up with pete?
a live 5mins down the road from pete and howard true mancs
Old 22 October 2007, 09:44 PM
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Originally Posted by moneys
i have more torque than you though
I think you mean talk
Old 22 October 2007, 09:45 PM
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Originally Posted by scoobysportjay
am only 24 mate so goin to wait and try and get one next year so tryin to save the pennys thanks anyway mate


mike who owns it is only 19 or 20.just buy the bloody thing will ya
Old 22 October 2007, 09:45 PM
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Originally Posted by moneys
i have more torque than you though
what RR has your car been on ste


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