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Old 25 October 2007, 12:04 PM
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Originally Posted by scoobyverysoon
lol - ive had this boost problem well before my full decat - but its hard to explain what it feels like when driving - its fine flooring it until about 65+ then it pulses you can even hear the pulse int he zorst note

Im not forking out 600 quid for an extra 30 BHP I just want is running sort of right as when I sell it it will no doubt be put back to STD

the RR graph proved there was a problem as soon as it his 4k revs bam everything dropped then picked up again then droped etc giving me a right wonky graph

it was like that in mine, i thought it was the boost solenoid, have you tried to clean that mate? you could see mine on my boost gauge going up and down, try fiitng a gauge and see what it does, surely you can borrow one off someone to try for a bit
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only 11 more to the big 5000.


Wanted it yesterday, but it wasnt to be.
Old 25 October 2007, 12:06 PM
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Originally Posted by miss*scoobygav555*
he's been warned!!!

from what ive heard so have you i believe you have had to buy a load of books and go on cookery courses before gav even considers moving in
Old 25 October 2007, 12:07 PM
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the turbo problem also sounds like the duty cycle.
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could be a weak actuator thats opening too soon so the ecu is altering the duty to try to maintain the boost level thus giving the surge.
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could add a manual boost controller and see if that helps things out, advantage is you could also slightly increase the boost level as well
Old 25 October 2007, 12:08 PM
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9 more then im retiring from the bbs, selling/giving the scoob away and getting myself a c reg fiesta with pepperpot alloys
Old 25 October 2007, 12:08 PM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
No one here at all?


Ste's freezer must be being delivered
it has an **** me it was heavy. only one delivery man delivered it and he was 58, fookin heavy thing and massive with it. big american freezer, very happy with the bad boy and we only waited 3 days for delivery
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that may change though once my repeat prescription arrives
Old 25 October 2007, 12:09 PM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
my missus wants one of those big american type freezers
thats what we have just got, not with the water thing though as i think there a waste of space, after all taps have water to
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
only 11 more to the big 5000.


Wanted it yesterday, but it wasnt to be.

hurry up then jay, im taking the dog out ina sec but want to be here to congratulate you
Old 25 October 2007, 12:11 PM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
the turbo problem also sounds like the duty cycle.
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could be a weak actuator thats opening too soon so the ecu is altering the duty to try to maintain the boost level thus giving the surge.
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could add a manual boost controller and see if that helps things out, advantage is you could also slightly increase the boost level as well

it could be the knuckle joint getting blocked with the monkey grease. try hitting the foo foo valve with a toffee hammer an see how you go
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
9 more then im retiring from the bbs, selling/giving the scoob away and getting myself a c reg fiesta with pepperpot alloys

the pepper pots never came out till 86 didnt they, that was e reg
Old 25 October 2007, 12:12 PM
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my missus is trying to break ours im sure of it, its only coming upto 3 years old yet things "happen" with it.

We have also moved the dining table and chairs onto the middle floor in a spare room so there is now a full wall where a big fridge freezer can go :
Old 25 October 2007, 12:13 PM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
my missus is trying to break ours im sure of it, its only coming upto 3 years old yet things "happen" with it.

We have also moved the dining table and chairs onto the middle floor in a spare room so there is now a full wall where a big fridge freezer can go :

middle floor?????? what the **** you on about???? do you live in mandela heights
Old 25 October 2007, 12:14 PM
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Originally Posted by moneys
the pepper pots never came out till 86 didnt they, that was e reg
depends if its the genuine Ford pepperpots

besides I know people
Old 25 October 2007, 12:14 PM
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our freezer packed in, and to be honest i think i had fixed it but i like my gadgets an it was a perfect opportunity to get a big fooking freezer that is now in the way in the kitchen
Old 25 October 2007, 12:16 PM
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Originally Posted by moneys
middle floor?????? what the **** you on about???? do you live in mandela heights
no, jtc heights, the missus complained but the c is also her surname so I told her not to moan

3 storey house, tres nice
Old 25 October 2007, 12:17 PM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
depends if its the genuine Ford pepperpots

besides I know people

oh for crying out loud, whats going on at smacs, everyone is trying to impress everyone by saying they know people who are either

A LOADED
B HARD AS ****
C GANGSTERS
D ROBBERS

Pack it in its not big nor clever and you dont impress me much
Old 25 October 2007, 12:18 PM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
no, jtc heights, the missus complained but the c is also her surname so I told her not to moan

3 storey house, tres nice

has it got an integral garage?
Old 25 October 2007, 12:19 PM
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86 was c reg year, i know this as first car was b reg b114 wrj and was a red astra 1.2

87 was d reg as had my 2nd and best car to date a nissan bluebird turbo the box shape and it was also superchipped, that was D888 RBA it was white with blacked out windows and was rapid, i used to beat rs turbos with it. it had electonic suspension and everything.
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Originally Posted by moneys
oh for crying out loud, whats going on at smacs, everyone is trying to impress everyone by saying they know people who are either

A LOADED
B HARD AS ****
C GANGSTERS
D ROBBERS

Pack it in its not big nor clever and you dont impress me much
says someone quoting Shania Twain
Old 25 October 2007, 12:22 PM
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I do know robbers, I live in manchester for ***** sake, and one of my neighbours is a cop!
Old 25 October 2007, 12:23 PM
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Originally Posted by moneys
has it got an integral garage?
yep


although it is being used as my gym
Old 25 October 2007, 12:27 PM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
86 was c reg year, i know this as first car was b reg b114 wrj and was a red astra 1.2

87 was d reg as had my 2nd and best car to date a nissan bluebird turbo the box shape and it was also superchipped, that was D888 RBA it was white with blacked out windows and was rapid, i used to beat rs turbos with it. it had electonic suspension and everything.

nope c reg was 82-83. stop showing off im not impressed
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
says someone quoting Shania Twain

i wondered if youd notice, haha you must know her songs then
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im going subway for my dinner, luckily in hyde where the subway shop is, you get plenty of dogs walking about so I know the meat should be okay

And with that post, I am signing off, gonna sell my scoob and thats that.
Nice chatting to you all
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
I do know robbers, I live in manchester for ***** sake, and one of my neighbours is a cop!


manchester is a lot worse than liverpool, i dont feel safe at the meets any more and as for that trafford centre its like a meeting of terrorist r us scary as ****, terrible place manchester
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
im going subway for my dinner, luckily in hyde where the subway shop is, you get plenty of dogs walking about so I know the meat should be okay

And with that post, I am signing off, gonna sell my scoob and thats that.
Nice chatting to you all


5000 wahay well done jay
Old 25 October 2007, 12:33 PM
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THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU
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im gonna stay on, otherwise I will have nothing to do at work

downside is It means I will have to keep my scoob


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