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Old 18 January 2008, 08:32 PM
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another unbelieveable thing today

brought a skip in from a millionaire house in bowden

so it got a thorough looking over , ended up with loads of stuff
£10 in money
nokia mobile phone ,perfect working order
clarkson "heaven and hell" cd new in wrapper
fireworks , box full
hornby train set, as new in box complete !!!
plus other stuff new and unused

fookin unreal what people throw out
and a bit disgusting when you think about it
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Old 18 January 2008, 08:32 PM
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OPPS VERA DUKWERTH HAS JUST CROKED IT
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Old 18 January 2008, 08:33 PM
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Old 18 January 2008, 08:35 PM
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Originally Posted by 51st state
another unbelieveable thing today

brought a skip in from a millionaire house in bowden

so it got a thorough looking over , ended up with loads of stuff
£10 in money
nokia mobile phone ,perfect working order
clarkson "heaven and hell" cd new in wrapper
fireworks , box full
hornby train set, as new in box complete !!!
plus other stuff new and unused

fookin unreal what people throw out
and a bit disgusting when you think about it
His wife must have court him with the opiar
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Old 18 January 2008, 08:35 PM
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OPPS VERA DUKWERTH HAS JUST CROKED IT
half the nation will be in tears now dave !!!

they've been talking about it on the radio allday
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Old 18 January 2008, 08:37 PM
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evening liz

have you got all the ingredients ready for gordon ramsey cookalong at 9pm
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Old 18 January 2008, 08:37 PM
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hiw she died Dave

i got top gear on

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Old 18 January 2008, 08:38 PM
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Originally Posted by 51st state
evening liz

have you got all the ingredients ready for gordon ramsey cookalong at 9pm
evening H

no i aint but i know wot i wud like to do wiv him lol

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Old 18 January 2008, 08:42 PM
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Originally Posted by stressymare
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no i aint but i know wot i wud like to do wiv him lol

fookin ell liz`



i can see fwdnutz now , with apron on and tv pointing at the kitchen ready for gordon at 9pm
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Old 18 January 2008, 08:42 PM
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Originally Posted by stressymare
hiw she died Dave

i got top gear on

FOOKED if i know she just whet all quiet and cold all of a sudden
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Old 18 January 2008, 08:43 PM
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Originally Posted by stressymare
hiw she died Dave

i got top gear on

i've got a clarkson dvd to watch FOC
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Old 18 January 2008, 08:46 PM
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Originally Posted by 51st state
evening liz

have you got all the ingredients ready for gordon ramsey cookalong at 9pm
IVE got a chicken and a carrot
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Old 18 January 2008, 08:47 PM
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i've got a clarkson dvd to watch FOC
well im on Dave


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Old 18 January 2008, 08:48 PM
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well im on Dave




are you in urmston
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Old 18 January 2008, 08:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Zip Dave
IVE got a chicken and a carrot
think you'll need more than that zip

most importantly have you got an apron ready
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Old 18 January 2008, 08:51 PM
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i bet CW42 has all the ingredients and apron on ready
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Old 18 January 2008, 08:52 PM
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wonder if he's got a black leather apron



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are you in urmston

shud i be lol


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are you in urmston
Fekin ell
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Old 18 January 2008, 08:53 PM
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just off to check snowboarding sites,

i need to go again on feb 2nd/3rd
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Old 18 January 2008, 08:55 PM
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Anybody want a cheap bungalow in Blackpool seller Jack dukworth
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Old 18 January 2008, 08:57 PM
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thats my t-total era over

lisa has forced me to have a beer

i might pour it down the sink
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Old 18 January 2008, 08:58 PM
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Anybody want a cheap bungalow in Blackpool seller Jack dukworth


you nasty man, me and lisa are in tears here
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Old 18 January 2008, 08:59 PM
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wheres speedypolishcarmonkey tonight
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Old 18 January 2008, 09:01 PM
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Originally Posted by stressymare
shud i be lol


liz in the introduction to gordon ramsey they have said there will be scenes of nudity !!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Old 18 January 2008, 09:01 PM
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you nasty man, me and lisa are in tears here
builders a thinking all the time Happy days
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Old 18 January 2008, 09:02 PM
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speedypolishcarmonkey where are you
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Old 18 January 2008, 09:03 PM
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Originally Posted by 51st state
liz in the introduction to gordon ramsey they have said there will be scenes of nudity !!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Hes making fookin cnips what a tw.t all week for that
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Old 18 January 2008, 09:09 PM
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Originally Posted by 51st state
liz in the introduction to gordon ramsey they have said there will be scenes of nudity !!!!!!!!!!!!!!


No **** Howard theres some sort on ther with her lallys out and the fangeta as well
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