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Old 24 January 2008, 09:17 PM
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Old 24 January 2008, 09:17 PM
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tryin to print some discs but it ain workin as it should
Old 24 January 2008, 09:18 PM
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feckin lightscribe.

getting normal full face printable next time as these are stupid stupid stupid
Old 24 January 2008, 09:19 PM
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757 to go then retiring my username and going to get chavtastic I think

will mean that I actually know who 51st is talking to
Old 24 January 2008, 09:21 PM
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just been the trafford centre to tak my phone back

fecking courier didnt turn up today to collect it

So I rang 3 to complain and they said if I take it into a 3 store (trafford centre) then i will get it back in 1 day if I dropped it in before 11am

Went to the shop and they told me 3 working days

i was not a happy chappy
Old 24 January 2008, 09:22 PM
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so I farted on my way out
Old 24 January 2008, 09:22 PM
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that'll teach em, nice cheese and been boff
Old 24 January 2008, 09:23 PM
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how do you define a turd and a half
Old 24 January 2008, 09:23 PM
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I had a turd that I would class as a turd and a half before, however who decides
Old 24 January 2008, 09:24 PM
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is it upto the turder ?
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is it upto norris mcwurter ?
Old 24 January 2008, 09:25 PM
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evenin ppl

Old 24 January 2008, 09:25 PM
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**** it I will decided
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evening stressy


I was going for a full page then
Old 24 January 2008, 09:26 PM
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full page of siht
Old 24 January 2008, 09:27 PM
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got a stock take at work tomorrow
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means a full day of nothing until about 4pm
Old 24 January 2008, 09:28 PM
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guess what that means
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SPAM
Old 24 January 2008, 09:29 PM
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then at 4 it means doing a load of stats
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booo hoooooo
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may be my stock controllers last day tomorrow
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depending on how well it goes
Old 24 January 2008, 09:31 PM
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he's an ex marine
Old 24 January 2008, 09:32 PM
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he told me last week, that in one of the exercises, the group were given a rabbit, and they had to give it a name etc and were told to treat it as a pet
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after a few hours, after no food, they were told they had food, but they had to kill it!
Old 24 January 2008, 09:33 PM
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poor rabbit didnt stand a chance.
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hiya Jay

Old 24 January 2008, 09:33 PM
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he snapped its neck and then skinned it!
Old 24 January 2008, 09:34 PM
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rabbit is nice though in a nice caserole with carrots

just got to be careful of the bones though as they are small and plentiful


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