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Old 30 January 2008, 10:28 PM
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subaru was running on 3 cylinders,
so after letting it warm up , give a little throttle to try and clear it
oops, it let off a bomb again
anyway took it for spin around the block and it cleared,

but the wingeing old witch across the road was at the window pulling a face
bet she's onto the council tomorrow

think i'll get an old banger ready,
if the council turn up, i'll drive the car through her garden and flattern her fence
Old 30 January 2008, 10:29 PM
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corner

corner

Old 30 January 2008, 10:32 PM
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east lancs was busy with people racing tonight
Old 30 January 2008, 10:34 PM
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herd a couple of subaru's giving it full throttle
and some other turbo car later on racing another car off the lights
plus plenty of bikes

dry night must of brought them all out
Old 30 January 2008, 10:36 PM
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its a pain listerning to it all

i'm stuck under a car working and all i can hear is cars and bikes screaming down the lancs
Old 30 January 2008, 10:38 PM
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Alright folks
Old 30 January 2008, 10:40 PM
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evening all
Old 30 January 2008, 10:40 PM
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anyone know who this "nick" (corrie) is

he's turning up next thursday anyway

his location, "coronation street"

i suppose he could live on coronation street
Old 30 January 2008, 10:41 PM
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evening chief

evening stressynutz
Old 30 January 2008, 10:42 PM
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just watching gordon ramsey

just finished my dinner
Old 30 January 2008, 10:42 PM
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Whats everyone up to?
Old 30 January 2008, 10:42 PM
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i think you got that extreamly wrong H
Old 30 January 2008, 10:42 PM
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im lookin for rear discs

Old 30 January 2008, 10:48 PM
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Originally Posted by stressymare
im lookin for rear discs

well i found a classic subaru STI with a very bad dent in the front
engine was shoved back,
still in one piece though

anyone need an engine

drivers seat was bent and ripped
proper STI seats
Old 30 January 2008, 10:50 PM
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Originally Posted by The Chief
Whats everyone up to?
i'm busy chief , got to sort a couple of cars before friday, plus i'm driving a skip wagon tomoorrow afternoon and friday

its going tobe a push but its got tobe done, i'm away on saturday for a week
Old 30 January 2008, 10:52 PM
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Originally Posted by The Chief
Whats everyone up to?
whats happened to the **** up

you name the time and date

but no one has put there name on the list

i'd change the date to the 8th mate and make it evening
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Bloody hell Howard how many weeks do you have off a year????
Old 30 January 2008, 10:53 PM
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see you all in the morning

Old 30 January 2008, 10:54 PM
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Originally Posted by 51st state
whats happened to the **** up

you name the time and date

but no one has put there name on the list

i'd change the date to the 8th mate and make it evening
Thought you was away on teh 8th???
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Originally Posted by 51st state
see you all in the morning


Laters mate
Old 30 January 2008, 10:56 PM
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Originally Posted by The Chief
Bloody hell Howard how many weeks do you have off a year????
as many as possible mate

remember, i don't get paid for holidays,
**** it , you only live once
and i aint wanting to look back and want to change something

i'm also away again on march the 8th
Old 30 January 2008, 10:57 PM
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jesus i only get 3 weeks a year

i need to go self employed
Old 30 January 2008, 10:57 PM
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Originally Posted by The Chief
Thought you was away on teh 8th???
i'll catch up with you another time chief
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Originally Posted by 51st state
i'll catch up with you another time chief

Ok mate
Old 30 January 2008, 11:32 PM
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Originally Posted by 51st state
well i found a classic subaru STI with a very bad dent in the front
engine was shoved back,
still in one piece though

anyone need an engine

drivers seat was bent and ripped
proper STI seats
shame its not a bug eye of a blob eye, i need a new boot carpet
Old 30 January 2008, 11:33 PM
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Whats up with every one tonight???


I know why Money's is not on

Come on west Ham


Pete should be on gloating, top of the league again!!

Old 30 January 2008, 11:34 PM
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Old 30 January 2008, 11:36 PM
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liverpool are sh1te







































i love it
Old 30 January 2008, 11:37 PM
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Originally Posted by pete higham


speak of the devil and he arrives


So what happened to liverpool then LOL
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then again they have beat us the last 3 league games


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