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Old 10 February 2008, 07:31 PM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
before anyone says anything...................dont














































ive already had the texts from monkey and a call from martinsti

we were really ****
suprised ste hasnt been in touch
Old 10 February 2008, 07:32 PM
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kin hell, pops up with a corner
Old 10 February 2008, 07:33 PM
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Originally Posted by 51st state
BBC2 NOW !!!!

SKI SUNDAY
kin ell, your back, dont stay too long you will have to start paying tax
Old 10 February 2008, 07:35 PM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
suprised ste hasnt been in touch

he has nothing to gloat about he is a liverpool supporter just like you
Old 10 February 2008, 09:20 PM
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nobody about
Old 10 February 2008, 09:28 PM
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Originally Posted by 51st state
BBC2 NOW !!!!

SKI SUNDAY


havent you had enough of skiing
Old 10 February 2008, 09:29 PM
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back to work tomorrow
Old 10 February 2008, 09:39 PM
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im moff then
Old 10 February 2008, 10:05 PM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
alright mate

Was trying to register on a new gay site, im after a good poker up the ****
Old 10 February 2008, 10:09 PM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
i dunno but we will beat your lot

im getting excited

Old 10 February 2008, 10:11 PM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
havent you had enough of skiing
just about
well for february anyway
Old 10 February 2008, 10:14 PM
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Originally Posted by moneys
what you on about

was there a big match today
Old 10 February 2008, 10:14 PM
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Old 10 February 2008, 10:18 PM
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my little up an down page thingy aint working on my laptop and its pi55ing me right off
Old 10 February 2008, 10:18 PM
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What a fantastic day

All ive heard most of today is Man U fans moaning
Old 10 February 2008, 10:19 PM
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Originally Posted by moneys
my little up an down page thingy aint working on my laptop and its pi55ing me right off
Yes but surly the *** whooping dished out today dosn't make it quite so bad
Old 10 February 2008, 10:20 PM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
What a fantastic day

All ive heard most of today is Man U fans moaning

from what i heard the minutes silence was well respected as well. my cousin an his mates would of pi55ed most of man utd fans off today but i wont say why cos i aint explaining other peoples actions or defending them
Old 10 February 2008, 10:21 PM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
Yes but surly the *** whooping dished out today dosn't make it quite so bad
why would it richard? its pi55ing me off and your little game of soccer dont make me feel any better so ok
Old 10 February 2008, 10:22 PM
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where is pete higham tonight
Old 10 February 2008, 10:27 PM
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Originally Posted by moneys
from what i heard the minutes silence was well respected as well.
Joking aside, i actually thought it was quite a touching spectacle, the city fans were very respectful, and when the managers walked off after laying a wreath in the center circle, it was applauded by all in the pub i was in
Old 10 February 2008, 10:28 PM
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Originally Posted by moneys
my little up an down page thingy aint working on my laptop and its pi55ing me right off
Well don't buy bargain basement laptops, from a bloke called Baz at your local car boot then
Old 10 February 2008, 10:31 PM
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speedymonkey

have you heard of anyone getting a ticket off the police on a ski holiday , infact being chased by them off-piste

i've got an asbo from skiing
Old 10 February 2008, 10:32 PM
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Ehhhhh

Never heard of that before
What did you do?????
Old 10 February 2008, 10:38 PM
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Right, im off for a gander on ebay, laters all
Old 10 February 2008, 11:06 PM
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on the slopes i noticed a real nice off piste area

there was a sign saying "no off piste"
which got ignored , unluckily there were a couple of police behind me

i sent off, off-piste, as i got to where i was about to head down the mountain i heard a whistle and shouting, i looked round to see the copper
so i thought **** it i'll pretend i didn't no what he wanted and set off, i was well away , but a second copper was waiting further down
he gave me a fixed penalty , so its been filed in the bin
will have to see what happens next
Old 11 February 2008, 12:28 AM
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- what a feckin kack game

Im off to bed
Old 11 February 2008, 06:31 AM
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morning numptys
Old 11 February 2008, 08:09 AM
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Originally Posted by 51st state
on the slopes i noticed a real nice off piste area

there was a sign saying "no off piste"
which got ignored , unluckily there were a couple of police behind me

i sent off, off-piste, as i got to where i was about to head down the mountain i heard a whistle and shouting, i looked round to see the copper
so i thought **** it i'll pretend i didn't no what he wanted and set off, i was well away , but a second copper was waiting further down
he gave me a fixed penalty , so its been filed in the bin
will have to see what happens next
Whose name did you put on it - Stephen Money?
Old 11 February 2008, 08:10 AM
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Morning all BTW

**** its Monday
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Fancy leaving the page so close to the next one


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