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25 February 2008, 10:07 PM
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25 February 2008, 10:09 PM
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25 February 2008, 10:09 PM
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25 February 2008, 10:09 PM
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25 February 2008, 10:11 PM
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is she fat ugly and blind then? youve been going on about her for ages, she probably said it once to you to make her boyfrien jelous and you wont let it drop
oh and ive never owned a metro so what are you on about
25 February 2008, 10:15 PM
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my wife has got a honda jazz as a hire car, she said its fecking awful an has the worst driving position on the world, her knees are rubbing under the steering wheel, she's only 5ft for ***** sake imagine if i drove it
25 February 2008, 10:36 PM
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25 February 2008, 10:37 PM
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25 February 2008, 10:39 PM
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26 February 2008, 06:22 AM
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i went to get in the focus from where you parked it, it was dark and just went to get in !!!
i got my leg wedged under the steering wheel and hit my head on the door aperture
i had to get back out and push the seat back
on a serious note ste, sitting that close could very dangerous if the airbag went off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
26 February 2008, 06:24 AM
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sorry i forgot he designs racecars and he's been on topgear , he must be right
26 February 2008, 06:36 AM
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metrosexaul moneys
1. drives an estate car
2. screams for help when stuck under a car with gearbox
3. wife wears the pants
4. goes on about being "cuddly"
5. wife gets a new car , he drives an old banger
6. fits a 4 paddle clutch and winges about judder all the fookin time
26 February 2008, 10:24 AM
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26 February 2008, 12:52 PM
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i know why her knees are touching the wheel , she sits that far forward and high up,
i went to get in the focus from where you parked it, it was dark and just went to get in !!!
i got my leg wedged under the steering wheel and hit my head on the door aperture
i had to get back out and push the seat back
on a serious note ste, sitting that close could very dangerous if the airbag went off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i went to get in the focus from where you parked it, it was dark and just went to get in !!!
i got my leg wedged under the steering wheel and hit my head on the door aperture
i had to get back out and push the seat back
on a serious note ste, sitting that close could very dangerous if the airbag went off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PS the steering wheel on the Jazz is adjustable so should not touch her legs!!
