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Old 26 February 2008, 02:38 PM
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im not to bad thanks liz

how about you?
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Old 26 February 2008, 05:47 PM
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Old 26 February 2008, 06:30 PM
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Originally Posted by 51st state
metrosexaul moneys

1. drives an estate car
2. screams for help when stuck under a car with gearbox
3. wife wears the pants
4. goes on about being "cuddly"
5. wife gets a new car , he drives an old banger
6. fits a 4 paddle clutch and winges about judder all the fookin time

1. you drive your sisters mgf with the roof down
2. i never screamed i just said help in a loud voice
3. i let her wear them
4. at least i admit it
5. my wife ferries the baby round, he comes first
6. its a pile of 5hite and going soon
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Old 26 February 2008, 09:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Andy S.
Mate is a fireman and said the exact same!! has seen some horrific injuries due to women sitting so close to the wheel

PS the steering wheel on the Jazz is adjustable so should not touch her legs!!

the jazz is a cheap and nasty pile of poo
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Old 26 February 2008, 09:59 PM
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i need a new clutch, going to cost me a fair few quid though, will need the flywheel skimming again as well
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Old 26 February 2008, 10:17 PM
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im hoping howie is free this friday so i can build his gate for him
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if you get a lightened fly wheel what difference does it make?
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Old 26 February 2008, 10:18 PM
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and are they really worth £150?
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Old 26 February 2008, 10:19 PM
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my backs hurting, its that fecking crappy jazz i went out in before
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i really want my clutch doing, if you drove my car you would understand just how bad it is
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Old 26 February 2008, 10:21 PM
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i dont know what to do though its not like its cheap, i could kill techniclutch the gits, oh yes sir it beds in after a while
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Old 26 February 2008, 10:23 PM
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wonder where everyone is ?
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howie has just text'd me, not good news though, i dont think he loves me much anymore, mind you he sent me a text about sex before hes just not my type though
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Old 26 February 2008, 10:27 PM
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got to work silly hours all weekend and next week, im supervising a project that im in charge of in work, its an upgrade of the computer system on the rolling roads
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Old 26 February 2008, 10:28 PM
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hoping to pick the wifes car back up off howies mate as well, suppose to take it into the garage so they can confirm its in mint condition for a part ex i wont say anything about the repair if you dont ok
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Old 26 February 2008, 10:29 PM
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doubt ill get to the garage over the weekend though so they'll have to wait
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her car gets built on the 24th march and then we get it 3 weeks later
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when we bought the house just over 5 years ago she had a ka, she crashed it twice and wrecked the clutch
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Old 26 February 2008, 10:31 PM
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she then got another brand new car, a fiesta, yes she crashed that twice as well
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Old 26 February 2008, 10:32 PM
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she then got a puma, she never crashed this one, she got it key'd right down the side though and managed to wreck the gearbox and the brakes
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Old 26 February 2008, 10:33 PM
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then she got a focus, yes she crashed it into a parked car on christmas eve
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Old 26 February 2008, 10:34 PM
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so itll be 5 cars in 5 years, and 4 of them wrecked in some way i may run a book on what she does to this one
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wonder if james wants these couches? i may get a sign made an put up in the local shops
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