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Old 04 March 2008, 01:31 PM
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Every time an Air 2000 plane took off around the world it sent a message to the office with all the details (passengers, crew, fuel loads, destination etc) and it was my job to log them on a big board so that if a replacement plane or crew was needed they knew where to find one.

I was only 15 at the time.
Old 04 March 2008, 01:33 PM
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9/11 ended all that sort of thing though.
Old 04 March 2008, 01:35 PM
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TumTeeTumTeeTum.

(Taps fingers rythmically on desk)
Old 04 March 2008, 01:36 PM
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Not been on Amita for a while.

Think I'll go read that.

Laters.
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had a nandos this afternoon
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was gonna sleep, but once I got home I thought **** it
Old 04 March 2008, 07:24 PM
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busy day today,
loooks like its going tobe mad all week

been to look at 12 motorbikes this evening

will have to do some juggling to find space for them if i buy them
Old 04 March 2008, 07:26 PM
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6 pitbikes
5 scooters
1 honda , old cb500 i think


12 piles of ****
**** nows what i'm going todo with them
Old 04 March 2008, 10:31 PM
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hello, god im p1ssed off goodbye
Old 05 March 2008, 06:16 AM
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morning numptys
Old 05 March 2008, 06:17 AM
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wonder where all the spammers have gone
Old 05 March 2008, 06:22 AM
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Originally Posted by moneys
hello, god im p1ssed off goodbye
whats up mr money

that chest infection still got a grip of you

blame pete higham he's been carrying it for the last 2 months, spreading it far and wide
Old 05 March 2008, 08:24 AM
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morning all
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Ive had smelly farts for the past 4 days, getting out of control
Old 05 March 2008, 08:25 AM
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tend to let them go in the office as well just before women walk through


not good for street cred


(I do enjoy the smell of them though )
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cant beat a smelly fart on heated leather seats

Tends to add to the aroma
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im gonna do a bit now


(well im gonna have a cup of tea and some porridge)
Old 05 March 2008, 01:46 PM
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What a cr@p morning it's been.
Old 05 March 2008, 01:47 PM
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Not helped by the fact that our neighbour has halfinched our ice scraper.
Old 05 March 2008, 01:49 PM
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Had to wait 5 minutes til the windows defrosted - I refuse to use warm water from the kettle - that's just stoopid.
Old 05 March 2008, 01:50 PM
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Bloody good heaters on my car though.
Old 05 March 2008, 01:52 PM
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Dee's van doesn't get warm til she hits the M62 on the other side of the M60.
Old 05 March 2008, 01:53 PM
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There must be something wrong with it.
Old 05 March 2008, 01:54 PM
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Thermostat sticking? Heater matrix blocked?

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Old 05 March 2008, 01:56 PM
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My MKii Golf suffered from that once. Flushed it out and then nearly melted the plastic vents it worked so well.


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Oh well. Lunchtime over.

See you soon.
Old 05 March 2008, 04:49 PM
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evening all hope everyone had a better day than me, I hate computers
At least its Thursdays meet tomorrow
Old 05 March 2008, 05:37 PM
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hi Daz

hows the back ??
Old 05 March 2008, 05:43 PM
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Originally Posted by stressymare
hi Daz

hows the back ??
Very sore had physio the other day my pelvis was out of line so she put that back and worked on my bulging disc. i was feeling good after the treatment but today its bad.

Back to work tomorrow

Hows you?
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Originally Posted by paulthejambo
Had to wait 5 minutes til the windows defrosted - I refuse to use warm water from the kettle - that's just stoopid.
Use your bucket for washing the car fill with luke warm water - use a jug and bingo job done


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