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Old 07 March 2008, 08:44 AM
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Originally Posted by paulthejambo
But it's FRIDAY!!!

Old 07 March 2008, 08:46 AM
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Old 07 March 2008, 08:46 AM
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corner to boot and everyone goes
Old 07 March 2008, 12:38 PM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
one more day mr 51st before you go snowboarding (again)

your not gonna have to pay tax soon as you dont spend enough time in this country


yep 24hrS and i'll be in saalbach
snow forecast for saturday aswell
Old 07 March 2008, 12:39 PM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
got cut up this morning on getting of the m60 by some knucklehead in a mondeo

I was in the lane going off the motorway and he was in the middle lane of the main motorway (so in effect I was in left hand lane, then 2 empty lanes then mondeo in the next, and then an audi in the outside)
He justs comes across, not even indicating and cuts in fron of me as I was halfway alongside.

I gave him some obscenties and then when the slip road went into multiple lanes I pulled up alongside and wound my window down, it was at this stage I noticed he was built like a **** house anyway couldnt back down so he then wound his window down, and I gave him a load of verbal abuse shouting at him and glaring. He tried to answer back but I wouldnt let him speak.

Luckily the lights were on green so I didnt have to stop

pmsl
Old 07 March 2008, 12:43 PM
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Afternoon mr 51st

Im off in a bit to the sunny area of trafford park
Old 07 March 2008, 12:58 PM
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need to de-turd before I go though
Old 07 March 2008, 12:59 PM
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in a bit human s h i t
Old 07 March 2008, 01:39 PM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
snap

I'm not supposed to start til 9am.
Old 07 March 2008, 01:42 PM
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Seriously stressed out today.
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Hohum.

Back to the grindstone I go.
Old 07 March 2008, 05:29 PM
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Saw an Evo FQ400 today - thought yes thats nice then saw the £26K price tag - the search for a WR1 goes on
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Originally Posted by Sc00by_Si
Saw an Evo FQ400 today - thought yes thats nice then saw the £26K price tag - the search for a WR1 goes on
Old 07 March 2008, 06:25 PM
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Think it's time for me to go home.
Old 07 March 2008, 06:26 PM
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Starting to make mistakes now.
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And I don't get paid enough to work 12 hour shifts!!
Old 07 March 2008, 06:31 PM
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TumTeeTumTeeTum
Old 07 March 2008, 06:32 PM
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TO WORK

Moff home.

Laters.
Old 07 March 2008, 09:06 PM
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Originally Posted by paulthejambo
And I don't get paid enough to work 12 hour shifts!!
i do, i get fecking loads
Old 07 March 2008, 09:09 PM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
Mr Money have you got your mrs new car yet or is there a waiting list?
i ordered her a 1.6 diesel ghia with some extra.s on, it gets built on the 28th of this month an we'll have it about 3 weeks later, got to tax her current car though but will take it back off, i may try and get away with not mot'ing though
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new fiesta comes out in september but im not much of a fan at the moment
Old 07 March 2008, 09:10 PM
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got up late this mornin, my boss has sorted it for me though so that i dont lose any pay top fella
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im in all weekend as well
Old 07 March 2008, 09:33 PM
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evening all
Old 07 March 2008, 09:34 PM
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went to a different site this afternoon to do a bit of stock work for them
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was expecting an early finish but got a bit caught up in it so ended up working until after 5
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was up at 5.20 as well this morning
Old 07 March 2008, 09:36 PM
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anyway, whilst at this other site, the contract manager told me he wanted me to be his number 2 as he had heard good things about me, hard working etc etc etc
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feckin idiots dont realise i spend half my day on snet
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anyway, offered me the job there and then


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